Wednesday, April 14th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Adrien Brody (37)
Abigail Breslin (14)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (33)
Da Brat (36)
Anthony Michael Hall (42)
Robert Carlyle (49)
Brad Garrett (50)
Lothaire Bluteau (53)
Julie Christie (69)
Loretta Lynn (76)

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RasKimmie's picture

I like Adrien Brody, but he should stop fucking with those chimps. If it gets hold of THAT schnozz, it's gonna be a long afternoon.

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Soultonic's picture

I would let Brody finger me with his big nose.

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salacious's picture

Brody is 37?! The fuck! I remember when he won that Oscar when he was 29... time really flies by.

Julie Christie is still hot.

buddhistgirl69's picture

Julie Christie in Dr.Zhivago... what a beauty! Happy Birthday darling. Here's to looking like you at 69!

there is something about adrien brody that makes me want to hand over responsibility for my breasts to him.

and i seriously want that nose between my teeth.

um, so, happy birthday?

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Happy birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Glitter.Dust's picture

Buffy is that young? Happy Birthday Buffy and Abigail.

Hysteria's picture

Fucking Adrien Brody would kinda be like fucking a Jungle Gym, all beams and out-pokings.
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DianaDeath's picture

Happy bday, Kaos! This ABrody photo is beautiful, I must admit. And has Da Brat come out of the closet, yet, or is that even necessary at this point?
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QueenieBK's picture

Happy birthday, Francis Begbie!

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Mother Superior's picture

What a picture! Gorgeous!
HB to all! :D

elegantlady's picture

Adrien!!!
Holiday-ay
Celebra-ayte!!!
I would BEAST him!!!
& happy bday to Kendall Hart
Hey...didn't farmer Ted go loco?
The Brat's having a prison fish buffet, no?
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 9:08am.
I think Sara Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt are basically the exact same person, and I'm not going to Google it to ruin this idea.

That's it. We're now fighting. :)

adrien brody sucks. he needs to return that oscar. pinnochio nose HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA

moriah's picture

Bummed my boyfriend is an Aries :(

Stock Broker's picture

Adrien Brody disappeared after winning the Oscar. I saw him pop up on some SciFi channel movie a few months ago. It suxed.

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Robert Carlyle HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I LUV you
Trainspotting, The Full Monty, Ravenous, I could go on !

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madam s.'s picture

I think Sara Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt are basically the exact same person, and I'm not going to Google it to ruin this idea.

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will.i.am's picture

Happy Birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar! When she was big I was still in Primary School! Pretty sure I wanted to BE her.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

HB Lo-Rettie!

TOPANGA's picture

I've thought about letting Adrianhit it, but then I keep picturing his Pinnochio nose ending up in a hole or something and it ruisn the whole thing! LOL. Oh and Happy Birthday to Da Brat, I keep forgetting she's in the slammer for shanking a ho with a champagne bottle in the club. I'm sure all the butchies on the prison yard have something extra special planned for her :-)

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cadebra1961's picture

HB Adrien Brody - he is very fine. Check out him nearly nekkid in this scene from 'Summer of Sam', filmed circa 1999 - YOWZAH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rab_XIYMdcY

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parissucksliterally's picture

love the hotness that is Adrien Brody!

Robert Carlyle and Brad Garrett are awesome.

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Dog's picture

HB, Lothaire! ♥ Hot.

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Bjork You's picture

Submitted by Pamela: "I have a penchant for big noses~"

Then let me direct you to Dr. Steve, aka, The Rooster.

Happy Birthday, Buffy!

HB Robert Carlyle, who's in my fave movie ever (Trainspotting).

And I know Adrien Brody is a sucio fuck, as MK so succintly puts it, but I would shag him senseless, big beak nose or not.

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Jewslim's picture

Loretta Lynn!! Happy Birthday you fucking skank!
joking I love her!

Whamo's picture

HB Robert Carlyle..Great actor.

How women find Adrien Brody handsome is beyond me.

No doubt he's talented but I mean all is see is nose on this guy,

mike's picture

Based on the above pic, Adrian scores better-looking women than I'd have guessed.

Happy B-day Sarah Michelle Gellar and Rob McElhenney ("Mack" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)!

Winnyfranfran's picture

Hey KaosandMe, it's my birthday too! Happy Birthday to us!

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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 7:43am.
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*does two-step, wrassles you for the moonshine*

angel_i's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 7:36am.

I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
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That was my mama's lullaby to me. Nice, huh?;p

HB, hos!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 7:36am.
I BEG YOUR PARDON!! Love Loretta Lynn and the old timey, hurt-me country music.
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me, too.
*grabs jug of moonshine and hangs out wif IG*

Happy Birthday KaosandMe!

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

islandgirl's picture

I BEG YOUR PARDON!! Love Loretta Lynn and the old timey, hurt-me country music.

And HB, Robert Carlyle. He was amazing in "Angela's Ashes."

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Happy Birfday, sluts!

motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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CindyC's picture

Julie Christie was so beautiful as Lara.

KaosAndMe's picture

It's my birfday today, too!
( I don't like the people on the birfday list, though..)!!!!

I wonder how long Adrien and his current girlfriend have been together. Based on this photo I see they share a love of cocktails. But since this is Hollywood in a year from now she'll be releasing their sex tape.

Pamela's picture

I have a penchant for big noses~

urmomma's picture

(in best Rocky voice)
ADRIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes and please, sir. Happy Birthday, Mr. Brody!

and Loretta "you ain't woman enough to take mah man" Lynn! and Little Miss Sunshine, too!

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

TheBreakdown's picture

Adrien Brody, like Sarah Jessica Parker, is definitely an acquired taste.

But neither of them would I co-sign on without appropriate levels of intoxication involved.

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fatgurrl's picture

Adrien Brody makes my lady parts tingly....Happy Birthday, you big nosed slut!!!!

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

RememberNovember's picture

Adrien Brody- I wanna ride his nose. It must feel like gonzo is up in my snatch.

Cadet Cougar's picture

*sigh* Adrien Brody *swoon*...I want to do more than just touch the heiney.