Wino's Titty Trauma!

Amy Wino's overstuffed chest balloons have been giving her all sorts of problems ever since she got them shoved in there a little while ago. They probably get in the way when she's trying to do a no-hands shot off the bar or trying to snort a line of the wrong stuff off a coffee table. All kinds of trouble! Well, The Sun says that Wino's titty bags have fucked with her life again.

A friend said that Wino went to the hospital on Thursday night after suffering pains coming from her breast implants. The friend went on to say, "She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation. She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not."

My guess is that all the zombie genes in Wino's body traveled up to her titty area and started to eat at the implant. Wino has had her fun, but now it's time to say goodbye to them. She's in the hospital because of them, which means they are keeping her from the sweet nectar!!! Foolery!

I'm all for chichis made out of melted dildos, but you have to pink slip their asses as soon as they start to mess with your booze time. They have become fun-killers!

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Submitted by jppuertorico85 on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 9:48pm.

Ugh I hate what she's done to herself. Her album was brilliant and now she's a joke! And she had perfectly plump titties BEFORE she became a cokehead. If she just gained some weight back her funbags would have just reinflated. The dr. should have told her to eat and stop snorting coke-the end. Your breasts will replump w/ the fat you eat!

Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 1:49pm.

IT's probably an allergic reaction. You can't have fake titties and smoke crack at the same time, don't you know...you either consume drugs or have them in you, but your body can't handle both. Obviously.

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Submitted by vidz on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 9:41am.

@moonmarse

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Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 9:07am.

why is the left one looking ridiculously bigger than the right one? and what the fuck is up with her lips? she just gets more fucked as time goes by, and yet she continues to survive. amazing!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 7:26am.

Budget plastic tits do have a downside, Wino. Now you know why you should have gone for the good stuff instead of trying to save money for crack.

Submitted by RasKimmie on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 6:36am.

I know this mess probably doesn't remember it, but I'm pretty sure she fucked Jesse James.

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Submitted by RememberNovember on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 3:37am.

MK- I hate that stupid ad on the side with an Asian bitch, with no body, modeling a swimsuit. She has no ass, no hips, no boobs. If they are looking for a model, get one with a body. This is the body of an 12 year old.

Submitted by Mick on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 3:30am.

I will never for the life of me understand why women mutilate themselves like this for men...I mean, WTF?? This is one more reason why I'm glad I'm attracted to dudes. Chix are such pains in the arse...(and NO! Dont try to make a joke outta that.)

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:26pm.

70 aint that old - what happened, i wonder?

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:19pm.

I am wondering if England is allowing silicone implants again... she may be having a reaction if it is leaking. Damn, the things women do to themselves.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:08pm.

@MichaelK

"I'm all for chichis made out of melted dildos, but you have to pink slip their asses as soon as they start to mess with your booze time. They have become fun-killers!" -MK
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HILARIOUS DAMN TRUTH HERE *cracking up* (i just now fully read the wino post.)

TEAM BOOZE TIME PINK SLIPS

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:04pm.

This is the first time Amy has been pictured in like 6 months, wonder why...

also,
RIP Dixie Carter

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Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:03pm.

Another 80's death.... Julia Sugarbaker! Dixie Carter. I had nmo idea she was married to Hal Holbrook.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:53pm.

@Letinstar

for real. wino needs a remedial life skills class and a new brain to help her lead with the right organ, and not a mammary gland.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:44pm.

cracks me up that wino leads with her tits...no wonder they're giving her trouble...
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Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:36pm.

what is wrong with this wino's self-dressing life skills???!

does this bitch know her shirt is under her bra??? why not just go the hell without the shirt for this matter.

ugh. she is neither on or off the wagon. she IS the wagon. SANS a wheel or two. she's rolling without a full cart. what a frakin mess. and another thing, you know she could be hot if she cleaned her act up even just a little bit. for all that is holy, try, Amy, TRYYYYYY!!!!!!

this is like the decade of celebrity crazy.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:33pm.

'devil girl' is right - except for the ass and legs, winehouse is r. crumb's devil girl, all the way.

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:19pm.

Wino's titty-balls aren't hurting. They were filled with coke and she is going in for a refill. :P

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Submitted by gia on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:12pm.

That is too bad, her tits have never looked better than in that pic.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:00pm.

So, Uncle Fester is working security now. Cool.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:51pm.

Whatever. This druggie twat is the punchline to a hundred jokes. Stick her in the "Where are they now?" category.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:23pm.

She's a musician, right? How long has it been since she's had an album out?

Regardless, she's totally succeeding in looking like R. Crumb's "Devil Girl" (google her/it) so at least she's successful on that front.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:17pm.

her arms look like breakable chop sticks

Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:08pm.

Opiates in the hospital trumps sweet nectar.

Submitted by z80 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:07pm.

ubmitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:06pm.

Submitted by z80 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:42pm.
Weren't they already bigger than average before she got them? Why do women do this to themselves? Seriously? I don't know how some of the doctors that do this shit can look in the mirror.
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When men stop mortgaging their houses and killing their wives to get some of that shit, then we can ask that question.

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I was about to call bullshit and then..... gulp.... I actually know a couple that fits that profile. Well, the mortgaging his house for a stupid groupie's musical career part anyway.

Ah Ha! She doesn't have fake tits though!!!!! Actually, her tits are kinda chill.

Awww man, I know another guy that bought some chick a house for her and her kids. Yes, she has big tits but they're not fake.

This is really bad; I could go on for a while about all of the crazies that I know.

Wait.... I know this chick that my buddy used to date and she got ass implants and it scared him away! I think he still cares about her but everybody calls her the mannequin now.

So umm, yeah, one scenario of implants went sour in my circle of friends. I can't think of any implants that exclusively caused chaos. If I was some crazy trick that was trying to hijack my loved one's nervous system, I would probably try a different strategy.

Let's not talk about spray tans because it's kinda off topic.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by z80 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:42pm

She was a B, maybe even a C in her Frank days (when she was plump), but she was most definitely a B.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:50pm.

Who goes inpatient over breast implant pain? I call bullshit. She has another serious case of crack overload. Or maybe she's the answer to the old blind item about a pop star with a very serious STD. If it's the cracks, her "people" need to stop lying on her behalf and maybe she'd get some help. If she's the blind item chick, I understand not wanting the whole world to know.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by KidL on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:41pm.

Those are some awful implants. The stretchmarks are a dead give away that the surgeon was crap.

Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:38pm.

Any plastics surgeon knows the medical risk with Winehouse. The news media suggesting she has a complication may not be accurate.
Most medical facilities have a "condition of treatment" that's signed by the patient. This allows drug testing and ANY test, considered for the safety of the patient, with or without their permission, to be done. Anesthesia and stimulants such as crack,are a bad combination from a cardiac/pulmonary view, and plenty of surgeries have been cancelled as a result.
She obviously survived.
Maybe things aren't so bad?
She's a cat with nine lives....

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:36pm.

When men stop mortgaging their houses and killing their wives to get some of that shit, then we can ask that question.

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Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:35pm.

I see she is running around with fake freckles again

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:18pm.

Omygoodness - what year is this again?!

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:21pm.

She got rid of them hoping Anna Wintour would put her on the cover of Vogue (or fashion people would accept her).

Either way, she's pathetic and Anna's still denying her ass. Ahaha

Submitted by z80 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:12pm.

Weren't they already bigger than average before she got them? Why do women do this to themselves? Seriously? I don't know how some of the doctors that do this shit can look in the mirror.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:03pm.

One has to wonder what kind of fungi oozed out when the docs first cut into her. If a person is an addict, the anesthesiologist has to administer more anesthesia to compensate for the higher tolerance. In her case, the must have emptied the pharmacy to keep her under!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:03pm.
Post-op, there's certain things one needs to do for recovery. Keeping the surgical site clean, follow instructions given by medical staff, etc.
With her well known personal hygiene, it's a forgone conclusion she's at a high risk for infection.
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Yep, classic case of "I want..."...and no, absolutely no regard for what you need to do in order to meet those wants... I hope this mess is sterile....Courtney Love would look like mother of the year next to this swamp thing, but this gutter burp will want to get pregnant soon...Million dollars....

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Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:42pm.

Anon, I hear you. When it came on the radio this morning, I cried and as you say, not everyone liked the fella's politics but it's still tragic and he wasn't the only one who innocently lost his life in the crash.

As for Amy, isn't this just another way of her mutilating herself?

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Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:33pm.

Post-op, there's certain things one needs to do for recovery. Keeping the surgical site clean, follow instructions given by medical staff, etc.
With her well known personal hygiene, it's a forgone conclusion she's at a high risk for infection.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:33pm.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:53pm.

I just watched the news account. How incredibly sad. I wonder why the pilot landed when the people in the tower were advising him to divert? I wasn't alive the last time a US President died while in office (Kennedy) so I can't imagine how the people of Poland feel but my thoughts and prayers are with everyone. So tragic.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:23pm.

Thanks, crazy and jana- I would be sad if W died so also :(

And my thoughts are with the W.V. miners also :(

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:23pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:28pm.
I loved the story about a casting call for some movie - no fake tits.

this raises an interesting question. will big tits ever go out of style?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:11pm.

Look at her stupid expression. "I have implants. I'm the first woman ever to have them which is why I'm dressed this way. Just in case you couldn't already tell."

Sarah Palin just said "Nuke-i-ler" in an interview I'm watching.

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Submitted by Miami on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:09pm.

I love Amy's music but I don't feel sorry for her. When she was normal weight, she had nice large boobs. There was no need for a boob job. Some people have adverse reactions to implants. One's body can reject them which is probably what is happening in Amy's case.