In Random Twitter War News.....
Contrary to popular belief, Ice-T and Aimee Mann exist on the same planet, and they had a minor exchange of fightin' words yesterday after she insulted the acting skills of CoCo's main camel toe manicurist on Twitter.
Aimee shanked Ice-T first, and he returned the shank by telling her to go eat a bowl of hot dicks. Let me raise my hand so that I can ask Ice-T where ones goes to successfully order a bowl of hot dicks. I've tried hundreds of restaurants in several cities, and so far no dice (or should I say, no dick).
After Ice-T fought back, Aimee quickly apologized in a series of Tweets:
Oh NOOOO!! Someone just told me that Ice T responded to my tweet about him!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD!!!
I am not going to read it. I DO NOT WANT HIM MAD AT ME!!
Plus, I do not like to hurt people's feelings. I forget that twitter is not just me and four other dorky friends, ragging on TV stars.
He's out there doing his job. He doesn't need any heckling from the peanut gallery. So, I am sorry, Mr. T! You get out there and DO IT!
Ice-T accepted Aimee's apology and the Twitter world was able to spin again.
It's a good thing this shit didn't escalate, because Ice-T would've had no choice but to sic Coco's hongray camel toe on Aimee. That would've been a disaster. If something ever happened to Aimee or Coco's camel toe, we would all have to get out of our seats, rip off our hats and scream in the middle of Carnegie Hall. We'd ruin the damn symphony for everyone!!