Friday, April 9th 2010

Ninth Time's A Charm!

78-year-old Dame Elizabeth Taylor is going to roll down the aisle for the 9th time! This is what some source tells UsWeekly anyway. The source says that Dame Liz is engaged to her 49-year-old longtime piece Jason Winters.

The source said hat Jason isn't cut from the same gold digging cloth as Larry Fortensky. Jason is a talent manager who counts Janet Jackson as one of his clients. He recently bought a house for Liz.

Another source added, "It's no secret that they've been together forever and are in love, so it wouldn't be a surprise if they were engaged. Right now they are keeping it between them."

Liz and Jason have neither confirmed or denied this shit.

Oldies can do whatever the hell they want. If she wants to marry for the fiftieth time so that she can bone like a newlywed, let her! Although, I'll let Joel McHale remind Liz about what she said when Inside Edition asked her about marriage.


If Liz is getting married, the Three Wolf Moon better be her bridesmaids.

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Love does not see age, it transcends it!...*giggles* ... this is such a crazy situation... *sings to self... I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't dealin' with no broke...* It is late, i am drinking, I should not comment... but really???????????? Really??????????? Damn girl.... okay, whatevah!???

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:17am.
I think some women would be better off if they married their gay best friend.

I agree. I think would be very happy if I married one of my gays.

HoityToity's picture

See how desperately he is trying not to turn his head so he can check out the hot waiter behind them. His eyes are practically trying to turn around on his head.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:17am.
I think some women would be better off if they married their gay best friend.

(NOTE: Marry the men they know are out; therefore, both parties know the deal.)
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I would *so* marry any of my gay guy friends.

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first michael jackson, now liz.

deep down, she wants to be black, poor thing.

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Bjork You's picture

I think some women would be better off if they married their gay best friend.

(NOTE: Marry the men they know are out; therefore, both parties know the deal.)

I would love to finagle an invitation to that wedding.

Bjork You's picture

I dare you to watch her emerging from the sea in "Suddenly, Last Summer" and not pet your sock puppet. I dare you.

RasKimmie's picture

My question is what the fuck happens to these guys who date older women? Why do they look so fucking old? This guy is 2 years older than my husband and he looks like he could be his father. And look at what happened to Tim Robbins. What do these bitches do, literally suck the life out of them?

Ashton, baby, run! And if this shit happens to Hugh Jackman I will be highly upset.

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MizRo's picture

No insult intended but I have NEVER liked this woman.
NEVER.
She DOES look happy and bright: I wish her well. *shrug*

Whatever.

Miss Thang's picture

I simply adore her. God bless you, Liz. That clip ALWAYS makes me laugh until a get a cramp in my side:)

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justincase's picture

She is looking better and brighter than in a long time and he is already rich and probably gay - a match. She is still a STAR and wants everyone to know. Go granny go.

Green Is Good's picture

This stinks of the Martha Raye/Mark Harris marriage. Gay guy marries old actress whose not in her right mind.

Having said that, If La Liz is happy, rock on.

John Belushi eating chicken.

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Mr.Winters may very well be homosexual:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414228-the-real-story-be...

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@ el polacko - yeah, Liz first fell in love with Monty Clift 60 years ago when they starred in "A Place in the Sun". Too bad they didn't have children together...they would've been beautiful kids.

But seriously, Cleopatra WTF is she thinking??? MAAAARRRIIIEEED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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the guy looks like an old queen. liz has always loved her homos...but hey, if it makes her happy then i'm all for it.

Newportjoey's picture

Well, Liz did once tell us " I'm just the marrying kind ".

Good for her. Hope she outlast's this one too!

Blanche Hudson.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Anonymous101's picture

I liked her in Singin' in the Rain . . . oh wait, I mean the Unsinkable Molly Brown . . . no, that's not it either . . .

No, I think she played Debrah Messing's mother on Will and Grace . . . yeah, that's it!! She was really funny in that role :P

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Poor thing ain't in her right mind...

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joanne's picture

The cameras always seemed to love this old broad. Loved her in Giant. You go girl.

http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/ElizabethTaylorBio/default.htm

Some pics of her in her prime. I hope she doesn't break a hip doing the nasty.

I would have hand cramps trying to write all that.

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Damn.
Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fischer Burton Burton Warner Fortensky Winters. La Liz could expire just trying to sign a check.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 3:00pm.
The 'honeymoon' should be hilarious considering that Jason is 100% 'mo!

We hope the hideous old cow dies soon so she can burn in hell!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 3:00pm.

The 'honeymoon' should be hilarious considering that Jason is 100% 'mo!

We hope the hideous old cow dies soon so she can burn in hell!

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Okay, so now according to you not only is everybody in planet earth a raging homo, but now LIZ DESERVES TO DIE??? *writes Mz. Campbell's name on shit list using virgin blood*

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Centaurious's picture

Driving Miss Crazy.

Love Liz!

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stake_spike's picture

I always admired Liz and her 50 million last names.

Terri's picture

Love her. Absolutely LOVE her. I hope she still has he senses about her and has her assets protected. I don't care if she leaves her jewels to her cat, as long as it's her wishes.

She reminds me of my crazy grandma, minus the wheelchair.

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I only measure Liz's acting skills against those of her peers. I would never compare her to these silly twats out here now. Hell, even her scandals were grander than what we get served nowadays.

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LisaRose's picture

Me thinks she finally got it right! Congrats! Sometimes it DOES take 9 times.

johnnysgirl's picture

"Oldies can do whatever the hell they want."

I <3 you MK

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Is Liz marrying the pussy eating dude?

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NonnyMouse's picture

"What could she have done to be wheelchair bound at 78? "

She suffered a spinal injury when she was young. Since then she's never been completely mobile. And no, there's really nothing that can be done at this point.

And if she's got a bad heart or bad lungs, no reputable surgeon is going to operate on her unless it's to save her life.

I love the old husband-stealing broad.

LaChaylo's picture

Shit, I'm so jealous. I can't even snag one husband, and this hot bitch is on her 9th who's 30 years younger.

*curtsies in respect*

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

The 'honeymoon' should be hilarious considering that Jason is 100% 'mo!

We hope the hideous old cow dies soon so she can burn in hell!

Loki! He's back!

Jeepster's picture

Gotta give it to her. I just saw her in Giant with James Dean and Rock Hudson - not sure who was the prettiest there, but Damn - the camera was IN LOVE with her. For those who thnk she can't act - see Suddenly Last Summer. Awesome performance!

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 2:20pm

I wonder what they had to buy her to get her to agree to be in "The Flintstones".

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 2:12pm.

What could she have done to be wheelchair bound at 78? She looks much older and even if she had bad hips or knees she could have had them fixed and been walking. I'm thinking she liked the drink and has some brain damage and shakes. This is what vodie for breakfast does.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 2:13pm.
What could she have done to be wheelchair bound at 78?
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She's always been somewhat frail, even in her hottest hot slut days. She's had bunches of surgeries and been at death's door a couple of times. Still, that didn't stop her from being a man stealing dramatic cunt. You betta work, Liz!

There was a blind item a while back about a star whose weird behavior was wrecking his career who wanted to entice a legendary actress out of retirement so they could do a film together to rehab his image. Somebody told him to woo her with jewelry. So, he bought her something ridiculously expensive and she granted him a meeting. Needless to say, she turned him down flat and kept the jewelry. Everybody guessed Tom Cruise/Liz Taylor. Hot. Ass. Old. Slut.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 2:12pm.

What could she have done to be wheelchair bound at 78? She looks much older and even if she had bad hips or knees she could have had them fixed and been walking. I'm thinking she liked the drink and has some brain damage and shakes. This is what vodie for breakfast does.

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What could she have done to be wheelchair bound at 78? She looks much older and even if she had bad hips or knees she could have had them fixed and been walking. I'm thinking she liked the drink and has some brain damage and shakes. This is what vodie for breakfast does. She holds her left hand like it's contracted from some sort of upstairs damage.

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Liz got game.

Always has, always will.

Old Hollywood will almost be officially gone once she leaves this earth, so let the dame have her fuckin' day!

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Reeter's picture

Go for it, Liz!

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I don't believe she's a "great" actress but I can't deny she's a true legend and star. The Golden Age of Hollywood must have been stupendeous!

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madam ex's picture

@MAD CATTER, Id love love love to sit down with her with a few drinks in her and listen to her tails of old times and everyone involved in her life, that would be a magical nite.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 1:35pm.
No Words: I wonder if he's hittin that?
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Gawd, I hope so for her sake. (-:

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Liz is still GORGEOUS. As for her being overrated, you can say that all you want, but she's still more interesting than the skanks of today! This bitch lived through the craziest shit in old Hollywood, married a million dudes, OWNED THE HOPE DIAMOND, and got super fucked up. If you don't think she has a story to tell, you're crazy! Think more along the lines of Blake Lively and Zooey Deschanel (can't stand her or her fucking cotton commercial) when it comes to being overrated. This broad is a glittering dinosaur who has earned her stripes in HOwood.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love that clip!!!
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Damn.
Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fischer Burton Burton Warner Fortensky Winters. La Liz could expire just trying to sign a check.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Chirio's picture

So that's what they mean by Oldies but goodies

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