Back To The Shore!
Once the cast of Jersey Shore finishes scooting their ass slime all over the city of Miami, they will head back to Seaside Heights to shoot the of the season there. More fist pumpin' and face punchin' at Karma! Hopefully, The Grenade is ready to blow again!
MTV said this shit in a statement: "It's official, the 'Jersey Shore' cast began filming Season 2 in Miami. Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season. The new season is set to premiere Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV."
Why do they need to wait until the boardwalk "heats back up"? Have they seen how orange those bitches are? They can bring the heat with them. Shit, Pauly D's complexion can make a Sunflower seed, sprout, bloom and burn up! He's like walking Photosynthesis. And all of them together can roast a dozen frozen chickens on their skin, and start a fire just by standing over a magnifying glass. There's no need to wait.
Here's the Jersey Whores shooting scenes in Miami today. Snooki should probably take her sunglasses to the free clinic, because it looks like it's already covered in crotch barnacles.
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How can anyone actually watch these Neanderthals on television? I feel dirty and in need of a shower just looking at fat-bound stupidity in pictures!
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Submitted by Noelegy on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 3:41pm.
It makes me sad that I'm old enough to remember when MTV (and VH1) actually had something to do with music.
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Check out TLC. It has nothing to do with learning anymore and the Weather Channel has little to do with the weather.
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It makes me sad that I'm old enough to remember when MTV (and VH1) actually had something to do with music.
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That Situation looks like Paulie Shore. Ugh he's totally creepy!
MTV couldn't suck any worse if it was a porta potty shit sucker in space.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 7:18am.
The STD tide washes up on Miami.
Stay out of the fucking water while these slags are around!
lmao at snowy hiking her leg and marking her territory!
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 9:40am.
Not sure if someone pointed this out already but did you guys hear about a Persian version to Jersey Shore that in development talks?
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Ugggg I heard yippee more fucking trashtastic people. But this time they are most likely gonna come from rich parents. Fuck this generation it makes me want to vomit all over the fucking place!
you bitches need to back the fuck up off Pauly D! I claimed him last year!!!!!!
LOL :P
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I'm a fat fuck (big shocker, I know) so I'm not into the GTL set, but I would hit that Pauly D any day! That motherfucker reminds me of the only cute Gotti kid. Can't recall his name, but nom nom nom.
Not sure if someone pointed this out already but did you guys hear about a Persian version to Jersey Shore that in development talks?
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Havent these kids got lots of money since last season?? why are they still wearing the same clothes it looks like. Ugh they all look a hot mess although I would do Pauly D with the lights off or a bag over his head...
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What the point of this shit show? Douches aren't funny anymore.
Does anyone have the exact date when filming is over??!! I am avoiding South Beach like the Plague until then, or should I write, the Crabs.
Snookie is aging nicely, already has that required cheese flab flapping under her arms. In 2 years she will have chin hair and be babbling incoherently about how good her eggplan parmigiana tastes....
I hear its been like 90 there. Is that hot enough? Are the going to get in a boat and paddle the whole way there? pleasesayyes, pleasesayyes
The STD tide washes up on Miami.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
The worst part of it all is that this show is on MTV. MTV has not had a hit series like this in FOREVER. These Jersey Shore diseases are going to be on like ten more seasons of Jersey Shore (just think, The Hills seems like it's been around for fucking 10 years already). When Jersey Shore gets a new cast or gets canceled, these losers will be fighting 45 year old Real Worlders from the 90s on The Gauntlet season five billion or "Fresh Mea"t 17. Real World vs. Jersey shore. MTV recycles its "stars" until they are ready to throw into a retirement home. There are people who haven't worked a real job since going on the Real World in fucking like 1993. It's disgusting.
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:13am.
Pauly D does it for me, and that makes me feel ashamed. I can see myself going on a date with him, trying to get an interesting conversation out of him, and even after being bored out of my mind, still sleeping with him.
The next day he would go home and talk about how I talked about boring things like "the news" but that I gave good head.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:54pm.
the situation's 'situation' must be peanut sized. homeboy is way too buff.
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Yep, women like big penises, not so much big pecs. The nimrod pumped up the wrong organ.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
SnooKi looks like a short oompa loompa bug with those tacky glasses on
Who took the trash out?
Submitted by Manimal5
The migration of the Guido to the Jersey Shore should really be covered on Animal Planet channel.
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why'd they let MANgelina back??
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Pauly D does it for me, and that makes me feel ashamed. I can see myself going on a date with him, trying to get an interesting conversation out of him, and even after being bored out of my mind, still sleeping with him.
The next day he would go home and talk about how I talked about boring things like "the news" but that I gave good head.
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
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Ah don't tell me Ronnie got back with that stupid bitch Sammy. Damn I hated that trick. Ronnie is an idiot but no one should have to be saddled with that selfish, nagging, killjoy.
Eh, won't be as good now that they're famous. Becoming "celebrities" has now made them all cheesy. Hopefully they fight with some Miami Beach models or some shit because I'll still watch it.
The migration of the Guido to the Jersey Shore should really be covered on Animal Planet channel.
Why do they even have shows like this?
Hey!! Must be da money!!
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Watch for Kate Gosselins next gig at beginning of video!!! Hehe.
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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 9:40pm.
Behold the power of steroids and delusional over-extended senses of self.
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i have beheld, yet sustained an anticlimactic, nauseated feeling...it induced the power of voms and eyerolls *insert toilet flush sound*
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"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Oh for Christ's sake...these not really guidos in the pic are a mixture of 25% real sweat, 74% steroids and 1% hair gel. Those muscles are chemically induced which is why they look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. If you paid ANY attention to the first Jersey Shore shitfest, not a one of them got laid. The world is now full of these juiced-up muscleheads who think that pec size equates to intelligence. Nope. Not happeining. The worst part is that this whole fuckery has been going on "downashore" since I lived in Philly a long long time ago and used to do the ho stroll on the Boardwalk back in the day.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 9:29pm.
Are you guys trying to tell me the NHL still
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 8:45pm.
Maybe Jersey is the FROAT of America and we all need to work together to hoc this collective Jersey shore loogie off our shores????
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as long as he stays the fuck away from CAL, I'm okay! these people are from another planet, in my worthless opinion.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
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