Kiely Williams Cares
It looks like Kiely Williams recently took a crash course at Lindsay Lohan's Night School of Excuses, because the defense she came up with for the date rape anthem "Spectacular" is some real spectacular bullshit! In case you have no idea what I'm going on about, watch the motel porn preview above or click here to get the gist. Warning: It will leave you singing "Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off" for the rest of the day. Actually, you probably sing that anyway throughout the day, so ignore the warning.
Instead of pleading the ho fifth by putting a peen on it, Kiely came up with this ridiculously hilarious shit:
"ATTENTION: I am an actor and performer. I have been so since my first role in a television pilot at five years old. I played a character when I was a Cheetah Girl. I am playing a character in the music video for the song Spectacular, as I did in the Cheetah Girl movies. Young women across the country get intoxicated and have unprotected sex. That's a fact. I recorded the song to bring attention to this frighteningly prevalent activity. It is absurd to infer or suggest that I am condoning this behavior.Are Lady Gaga and Beyonce advocating murder with the Telephone video? Of, course not. Was Rihanna encouraging suicide with Russian Roulette? No. Was Madonna suggesting that young unmarried girls get pregnant with Papa Dont Preach? I dont think so. Is Academy Award winner Monique a proponent of incest because of her portrayal of Mary in the movie Precious. Clearly, the answer is no.
I wrote Spectacular and made the video to bring attention to a serious womens health and safety issue. Please dont shoot the messenger."
HA. Is Kiely really trying to pass off this ho shit masterpiece off as a public service announcement for women's health issues?! More like a penis service announcement. Stop trying to roofie our eyes and ears, Kiely! We are well aware what's up in this video, and it's your ass. If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks.
With all that being said, we all should really thank Kiely for giving us an excuse to tell the cops when we get caught giving oral to a stranger on the street in between taking hits from a joint. "Officer, I was only sucking that stranger's weenus and smoking the devil weed to show our nation's youth that being a stoned out public slut is no life."
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stupid vapid bitch....nope you are promoting slutiness, Tiger/Jesse type slutiness, and no amount of 'splainin is gonna change anything...bad song, ugly girl, flat ass...= FAIL
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 1:08am.
The cheeseball hooker outfit reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman's hand became Jennifer Lopez. She dresses just like his talking Jennifer Lopez hand puppet and I imagine her singing the chorus this way, "Dee six waz Spek-ta-cuuu-laaaarr"
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OK, this post?
THIS post, MK?
I am in tears from fits of laughter!
*fall out*
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The cheeseball hooker outfit reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman's hand became Jennifer Lopez. She dresses just like his talking Jennifer Lopez hand puppet and I imagine her singing the chorus this way, "Dee six waz Spek-ta-cuuu-laaaarr"
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I'm not entirely convinced that this video isn't an actual day in the life of Ms. Williams. She seems all too familiar with shaking that money maker. Horribly but quite familiar.
Ok we get it, you're finished with the Cheetah Girls and Disney. Sorry Kiely but that was some hoey-ass shit and you knows it.
so her message is, supposedly, don't do this kind of thing, girls, even though it was SpEcTaCuLaR !!!
the song is not titled "demeaning", is it?
She's right about the Cheetah girl role being just a character for her. I remember being surprised to learn that Disney had brought Williams and Adrienne Bailon, also of 3LW, into their make believe chaste empire. After they abruptly dropped their innocent image to act like underage jail-bait,
3LW, short for "Three Little Women", went from being an overnight sensation cutesy girl group to being an overnight failure.
Naturi Naughton, the third member, sued the group and William's manager/ mother. She claimed that she was forced out of the group after being harassed and assaulted by Williams and Bailon because she refused to have sex with rappers in order to get tour spots for the group. Naughton said the last straw was when Williams threw a plate full of hot Kentucky fried chicken at her. Wasting perfectly good Colonial Sander's. Clearly this girl has no scruples.
Oopsie. Wrong thread. This hooker is done like dinner.
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Ok, I just watched this video and heard the song for the first time. It sucks but fuck I got a good laugh! On the other hand what a waste of resources to produce this crap.
is it just me or did that make anyone eles ears bleed?
She is an even bigger idiot then I thought. That video is all about getting attention for herself and her solo "career".
Um Keiley, the difference in the other videos you named and yours is that the others had a strong moral to those stories--they came to a point. Your to busy singing about spectacular sex with a stranger and shaking your ass on the train tracks to do that. And nice try with trying to make a huge story out of somehong most people don't know about and never will. Why don't you go on home and wait for some of those Cheetah Girl movie residual checks to come in.
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 2:47pm.
who is she kidding. i might MIGHT believe her if she didn't have the hook "the sex is spetacular".....realllyyy that doesn't sound like someone preaching that's it's a bad thing.
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Have you ever been in the situation where you did something really stupid but were to dumb to know what to do about it? A lot of girls don't understand date rape or are too embarassed to admit they were taken advantage of so to gain some sort of control or dignity outta the incident they try nd make it into a positive by saying, 'well, at least the sex was great and the dude was hot' instead of realizing that they've been violated and should be outraged and seek charges against the guy. A LOT of women are this way, they don't report the rape because they don't know it was wrong and instead boast about it to ty and gan some dignity.....I can relate to where she's comming from...
...the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he looks when I walk by...
She WROTE that shit? Lawd. Please pluck that bitch back to obscurity, stat.
who is she kidding. i might MIGHT believe her if she didn't have the hook "the sex is spetacular".....realllyyy that doesn't sound like someone preaching that's it's a bad thing. It sounds like she's preaching it's a GOOD thing and aw well i was drunk and blacked out but from what i remember the sex was great and hell i'll do it again WTF
I know a lot of girls who do the same kind of stuff that she portrayed in that vid on a regular basis, but I don't think they realize the consequences of their behavior or how stupid they look. ANYONE who watches this vid will she how pitiful and laughably stupid she looks, no one is going to watch this and be like 'yeah, I wanna be just like that' but someone who is already living that lifestyle might look at this and go..hmmm, is that how I look, maybe I need to cut some of this shit out. So yeah, maybe kudos to her.
...the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he looks when I walk by...
"ATTENTION: I am an ATTENTION Whore."
The most annoying thing about Attention Whores is that giving them what they crave doesn't shut them up. It just makes them worse.
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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:23pm.
I'll say 3 nice things.
She has a nice voice.
She's got decent moves.
The song's catchy as hell.
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She sounds like Lady Miss Kier after huffing helium. If you like chicks shaking their cellulite at high speed, then it's no suprise you would find her moves decent. Sure, the song is catchy, just like a syphillis epidemic.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:01pm.
Bitch you nasty!!!!!!!
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Thanks I liked it when I saw it
cause the song was terrible.
That was awful. She's like a whore Fantasia who can't sing.
Williams is also in talks with major labels to sign a joint deal along with her family's own Nine Lives Entertainment brand, which she has been signed to since 1999.
So her family OWNS the label that put this out? And is her sister still her manager? Damn!!!!
I think she forgot the words to her own lyrics. Nowhere does that song warn girls about this behavior. She not only is making it seem fun but is calling it good sex.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:01pm.
Bitch you nasty!!!!!!!
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Submitted by ecareyo on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:33pm.
ahahahahaha!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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I'll say 3 nice things.
She has a nice voice.
She's got decent moves.
The song's catchy as hell.
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Oh, and she must be the blind from a week ago (about the former child star doing nastiness to get/stay relevant).
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I'm confused. If she was passed the eff out, how does she know if the sex was spectacular?
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Bitch you nasty!!!!!!!
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I need someone to follow me around to feed me statements like this after I get into late night fuckery after drinking too much.
Dirtywhoremouth was only trying to teach that entire hockey team mouth to mouth incase the ice melts suddenly and some of them can't swim and need to know CPR.
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Also, I feel like this video was filmed at three in the afternoon in Bayonne, New Jersey on someone's Flip Phone. In the opening shot, they must have told Kiely to walk in slow-motion, to cut back on some cash.
Also, in "Papa Don't Preach" Madonna is apprehensive about the fact she is pregnant. It's like "Oh shit, I'm pregnant. I know my dad is going to flip but I've decided to keep the baby". Not "WENT OUT GOT MUHSELF KNOCKED UP! IT WAS AWESOME!! I LOVE BEING AN IRRESPONSIBLE ASS! Is it possible to get knocked up again?? Cause I'd totally do it!! Fill me with your babies dude I barely know!! WOO!"
Reminds me of when that song "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado came out. She got up on stage at some awards thing and after performing, hastened to say something about safe sex etc. She looked uncomfortable to me, like she knew she sounded like a moron. And those lyrics while obviously about the joys of being someones beat up meat curtains, were nothing like THIS song. I don't even have words for it and I can't believe she thinks everyone else is as stupid as she is.
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I don't believe for one minute that this (hovering around 97 IQ) chick wrote this song all by herself.
Kiely alludes to Monique, Madonna, Gaga and other artists to validate this "creative commentary". She misses the point that those women all have talent.
Yes I agree that a disclaimer is necessary before you watch this, It is horrible but I kind of love it there I said it
Submitted by sunny on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:08pm.
My only concern with Kiely is she really hasn't matured as a true lifelong whore because she didn't disclose the price for her services...big mistake!!
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Nah, I disagree, she's a full fledged whore working in the music industry, therefore she must be fucking music producers for tracks, label excecutives for promotion and voting members of the academy for grammy awards.
"Open My Legs, Tell Me What Ya Think".
Oh. Dear. God.
That is all.
I think Elizabeth Berkeley is a perfect example of what happens when wholesome gals try to re-invent themselves and prove they are baaaad girls.
Only difference is, Showgirls is entertaining and remains a cult classic to this day. This is just a steaming pile of dog turds. And no one will remember this song in a few years.
Shoot me!!!!!!!!! what a waste of 4 minutes I will never get back.
Submitted by Squash Posh on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:00pm.
ahahha! I was getting ready to be all pissed off when I pushed play -but come on..this has to be the stupidest song/video I have ever seen! And I live in Europe...some I've seen/heard some really crappy pop songs.
Oh, nothing says 'women's advocate' like booty jiggling in gold sequins panties.
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I know what you mean about European music videos, hee-hee.
Now, this video is all about empowering women.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!
Kiely has Madonna to thank for starting the Whore Revolucione!!!!!!
Viva la Prostitution Whore movement.....
wave your ass in the air, dress like a street walker, eat 1/2 of rufies for breakfast (this will make it easier for you to pass out on your "date" at 2:30 am), etc etc...
My only concern with Kiely is she really hasn't matured as a true lifelong whore because she didn't disclose the price for her services...big mistake!!
But im sure if she keeps practicing, she'll learn!!!!
I'm just laughing my ass off because when you watch this video over on youtube..KielyTV official channel has a quote from Kiely stating she is a professional actree and has appeared in series beginning at the age of 5.
Good Lord what.... was she an extra on "8 Crackheads Is Enough"?
ahahha! I was getting ready to be all pissed off when I pushed play -but come on..this has to be the stupidest song/video I have ever seen! And I live in Europe...some I've seen/heard some really crappy pop songs.
Oh, nothing says 'women's advocate' like booty jiggling in gold sequins panties.
I think she only wanted to get your attention MK, to see if you deem her worthy of the coveted HSOTY award.
I think that at least she's embracing her slut side without denying it like all these whores do at first, Bitchney, Xtina, Beowulf and that transgender.
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"Open My Legs, Tell Me What Ya Think"??? damn girl, I don't need to hear the cd to know you're a tired Disney 'ho trying desperately to keep a career. and NO, proclaiming you "wrote" that crappy piece of shit song, "Spectacular" isn't going to help. idiot.
snowpiece, my cousin loves them too. I just have to hope she'll cope with it the same way I did when I saw Madonna's Erotica and Justify My Love as a kid. I turned out alright...
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