Justin Bieber Will Chomp On Your Soul!!!!!!!

This is what you see right before you are ripped up into a million pieces.

The pint-sized Hilary Swank agrees and had something to say about it on his Twitter:

Dear @peoplemag Covershoot...next time i laugh real crazy warn me u r still taking pics...still appreciate u but let's get on the same page

EXCLUSIVE story and pics in the new issue of @peoplemag . I look crazy as heck on the cover but if u cant laugh at yourself u aint havin fun

No, Bieber, please don't laugh anymore. Don't laugh. The sight of you laughing makes us all want to reach for our whistles.

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:51pm.

this brat makes me want to vomit.

and vomit.

and vomit again.

Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:46pm.

Is he under the impression that they're bringing back The Monkees?

Submitted by Sexecution on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 2:08pm.

What an untalented, ugly, smug little lesbian looking booger eater. I can't believe that even with the superior marketing involved in getting this goob a career, that anyone is dumb enough to fall for this.

Although I am looking forward to seeing him become a drug addict like Leif and buying heroin on skid row next year, in a cardigan, getting the snot beaten out of him.

Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:13pm.

He looks like he's 10, not cute at all...not seeing it.

Submitted by mayfairgirl on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:25pm.

ishouldbedoings - he is Canadian NOT American. Just saying...

Submitted by morphoeugenia on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:29am.

I knew who he was prior because my coworker really loves him. She made me listen to a couple of his songs, and frankly whith all the poor man's Zapp & Roger crap out there (which he sounds exactly like), I am not surprised he's famous. And people love a cute white kid who does R&B. I hate his hair and he is weird looking, but he seems like a sweet kid.

YousayyougotmybabybutIknowitainttrue

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 8:29am.

What the hell is up with his hair? Did he walk backwards into an industrial fan?

Another corporate made asshat.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 8:07am.

Even when I was 16 I didn't thnk 16 yr old boys were sexy. I don't even find him cute for a kid - he looks like a spoiled little shitass brat and probably already tells his parents to fuck off and get a job. I do think it's pretty funny that this child thinks he can tell "People" magazine when to photograph him though. He probably sees himself as the biggest star in history and his entitlement issues are just beginning. And watching him trying to rap about his hotness is just retarded. But, what do I know, Justin Timberlake still looks like he's barely past puberty to me.

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Submitted by Meeshie on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:48am.

He probably has one tiny pube and his prick is the size of an acorn. This is what millions of pre-teen girls are finger-banging themselves to?

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 6:53am.

This kid, though gross, isn't the devil. His whore mom is the devil for making her son's image available to thrilled pedos all over the world.

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19 Cats and Counting!

Submitted by Blahfrickinblah on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 6:51am.

THIS! I co-sign. The hair is hella creepy. In that photo his chompers are way creepy but normally just his hair gives me the willies. He's Satan.

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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:52am.

I cant stand this lil fucker, he creeps me the fuck out, he's too young and very pedophilic (sp?/word?) its a word in my vocabulary, Im sure Pedos all over the world jerk off to this little bastard.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 6:35am.

"he" is the spitting image of a lot of gayelles out there.

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 6:22am.

I cant stand this lil fucker, he creeps me the fuck out, he's too young and very pedophilic (sp?/word?) its a word in my vocabulary, Im sure Pedos all over the world jerk off to this little bastard.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:56am.

@MS:

I'm glad we could share our wakings! (I've said many a good morning at 1 pm, myself:)

It was good for me too - writing that helped me reach the decision to type "music industry pedophiles" as often as possible when posting on the internet and see if I can't get their attention:)

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:44am.

Angel_i.......thanks for the early morning laugh (ok, it's 1.11p.m. and I just woke up).
There's truth in what you're writing though... :D

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:43am.

OMG I just watched a video. He's really cute.
His music is so yesterday tho - it's kinda like he's singin' for his mama. That's sweet.

*reports self*

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:35am.

He is one homely looking little fucker, innt he?

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:34am.

Welcome to DListed, Justin!

Here - have a Holy Watertini and let us tell you all the reasons why you have no right to exist as the *coughgigglecough* World Biggest Pop Star *coughgigglecough*. We're so happy you could join us as we were running outta people to make fun of. You know, you can only say "Lady Caca" so many times before it gets boring.

You'll need a new name, of course - Left Eye Lezzie - not bad but you're a lesbian in both your eyes. How about Baby Phat? Nope - you could get sued for that. Can't be easy being born 20 years too late...how about Not Zac Efron? I dunno- we'll work on it.

Also, you should know that People Magazine has a vested interest in displaying the World's Biggest Pop Star with his mouth open. You see, the pedophile execs in the music industry like boys too. They have a tendency to avoid glammy fags becuz they also really like their privacy. Mostly, tho they want to feel that you welcome them into your life. If you make them feel REALLY welcome, you could make a LOT of money. So don't sweat it, k? :)

Dr. Phil will see you out when you're done.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 5:18am.

His mum is hot.

Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 4:45am.

His hair reminds me of The Simpsons when Grandpa Simpson is commenting at the TV at the guy playing football with hell wild untamed wavy hair is stupid and then praises the hell buzz cut player.

Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 4:39am.

Dear Dude, Your "laugh real crazy" face is only half of your worries. Your "I'm a pussy" haircut is the other.

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 2:54am.

OMG? 16? RIGHT. 14 MAX!!! He IS cute, but obviously kids these days don't the the meaning of hearthrob.

And the lesbians who look like JUstin bieber killed me. It's surprising how many cute lesbians there are.

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Submitted by super-ette on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:44am.

MK - the actor who played Blake Carrington's brother on "Dynasty" died yesterday. These things come in threes......who's next??

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:35am.

islandgirl:

There's some gum involved but definitely NO chewing!

That's just kink-AY!

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Submitted by super-ette on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:33am.

I don't get this hair cut. Dork.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:21am.

TheBreakdown...

Right? As if it's not confusing enough being a teen.

And CHICLIT?? Somehow, I don't think you're talking about women's fiction OR the chewing gum. HAHAHA!!

*dies*

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:16am.

islandgirl:

I have a lesbian friend who sports the exact same look, which is rampant in the chiclit community. And the first time I saw her, I was like, "that's a really cute boy", and then lo and beHOld...

Someone might want to do a crotch hold on this one too, to be sure.

I swear, between him and Lady Gaga, teens these days don't know whether their singing idols are packing peens or poons!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:10am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 1:23am.

Future lesbians of America will be plastering this cover on their walls.

Bet on it.
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Hahaha, just stumbled across this.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:09am.

The front copy should read "I'm Gay"!

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:05am.

So, what - his mom is 32? What does that signify? She knows how to market her kid? What? Anyway, between this kid and Taylor Lautner, I fear for the teens of America. These guys are U-GLY.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 11:53pm.

Future lesbians of America will be plastering this cover on their walls.

Bet on it.

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Submitted by blah blah blah on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 11:43pm.

Came across a photo of this little twat posing like a rapper. If it was trying to convey the impression that this dudes seen drive bys and hangs out with hard core street crims and crack whores, well it failed.

The people responsible for this brat's fame are fucking insane.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:25pm.

He looks like a female ice skater from the 70s. And those giant milk teeth are terrifying me! MOMMY!

That said, at least we know he'll drop into anonymity, drugs and hooking once his balls drop and his tween fans jump ship like rats.

Submitted by KT on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:06pm.

this is probably because i'm not 14, but i have NO idea who this kid is.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:04pm.

I suppose his marketers had to make him non-threatening to the parents of his many teenaged and pre-teen girl fans. Why else would they give him that hair cut to make him look like a girly boy?

Submitted by Cara on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:52pm.

His hair almost makes me miss mullets.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:38pm.

What a talentless asshole.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:31pm.

He's hideous and evil.

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:30pm.

How long until he gets a gum job?

Submitted by MardiGras on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:10pm.

On the planet? Really? We must live on a pretty lame planet.

Submitted by helen back on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:09pm.

a very "ugly betty" look to this picture. braces would seal the deal.

Submitted by shellbell on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:07pm.

It's amazing how far people are able to go these days with little to no talent. The fact that I can hear about the Khloe Kardasian and Lamar Odom wedding on the local news (nonetheless know who either of them are) says that the world of celebrity has hit an all time low. Seriously. I'm starting to sound like my grandmother when I'm only 35. What's this world coming to? (as I switch the channel to watch For The Love of Ray J).

Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:55pm.

Double post. :( -spanks self-

Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:45pm.

I don't get why girls get their vags sore to Beiber. Does his peen have pollen spores like a dandelion? It must be awkward doing the swift finger, fantasizing about Beiber, shirtless with his pre-teen bod, trying to make you swoon to his non-masculine voice. Maybe I'm a deaf blind?