Wednesday, April 7th 2010

A Quote From The Crazyship

Insanely insane Kirstie Alley tells Ladies' Homes Journal how Scientology helped(?) her:

"Scientology helps you lose your insanities. One of the keys is to say, 'You're in charge of your life, buster. You're responsible for any condition you're in.' I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in me being fat."

via UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K


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"Scientology helps you lose your insanities?" Well, it certainly didn't help her to lose her insane weight.

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This bitch just needs to have a heart attack and die, already.

She's fucking insane, and she looks like shit.

Won't somebody please think of the puppies?!

Doesn't Kirstie suffer from Bi Polar disorder. That would make her a manic scientologist. I liked her in Fat Actress.

justincase's picture

I do not follow as she is clearly still insane.

Carl B's picture

Sounds like Kirstie is still "Clearing (TM)", with that comment.

TheBreakdown's picture

Scientology won't co-sign on gastric bypass so she can move on to bigger and better things?

She's been fighting this same weight for a decade now.

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Hysteria's picture

She needs a science fiction writer to tell her that?

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stake_spike's picture

Oddly enough there's no Scientology talk on her show? I wonder if A&E made her promise not to talk about them?

Her show makes her some what likeable because she doesn't talk about it, and her weight gain really does seem to stem from the unhappiness she feels in life. I mean trick seems pretty depressed to me(and insane, ever seen her house?). I mean she has no job, no man, doesn't seem to have friends, sends all day on twitter, wouldn't you be depressed? But that makes her more human (and you like her because you almost feel bad for her). But when she starts spouting this nonsense it makes me wonder.

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:47pm.

Making fun of fat people is fun!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:01pm.
*ahem*...I'm inspired by her...I really am...I don't care what religion she is...In fact, I myself am going on a high protein low carb diet because of her abundant deliciousness...er, I mean knowledge...Yeah...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...That's what I meant....*tying bib around tiger neck*...So what's Kirstie's address?...So I can write her of course...Email is so impersonal....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:01pm.

you're going to an early grave if you keep... *ahem*... "writing" so many bitches... yet, you are doing a service... for that, i thank you and i am baking you a cake!

OT: why can't she just be "Rebecca Howe"?

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*ahem*...I'm inspired by her...I really am...I don't care what religion she is...In fact, I myself am going on a high protein low carb diet because of her abundant deliciousness...er, I mean knowledge...Yeah...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...That's what I meant....*tying bib around tiger neck*...So what's Kirstie's address?...So I can write her of course...Email is so impersonal....

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what's going on with those two bottom front teefs?

Zonko's picture

I cannot believe that is the same SMOKING-HOT chick who posed for that super-sexy tequila ad back in the 80's.

I would've paid a grand for 1 night with her back then -- she literally drove me wild with desire !

Funny how things DRASTICALLY change as time goes by.

Today i'd pay a grand if i never had to look at her face ever again.

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I dare this idiot to go to the parent of a child dying of cancer and tell them that their child made this happen to themselves.

crazyinjapan's picture

Charles Manson was a Scientologist.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

You see, she (supposedly) gave up the drug habit(s).

Unless one addresses the crux of the imbalances and disturbances in one's psychophysical self, one bad habit (drugs, in her case) will only be superseded by another (food, in her case) IF, in fact, the original "vice" is beaten at all. It is simply the way.

I'll teach you, Kirsty. Pay me $1,000,000.00 and I'll school you in the proper manner, bith.

Silly, silly woman. Can't blame her, tho'. This is how we all think.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 3:35pm.

Let's see: she has no job, her body (and probably health) are a mess, and obviously her self-esteem is in the toilet. So yeah, if she wants Scientology to make her life better it obviously ain't doing the job.

And if she's now taking responsibility how come she's not losing weight?

I guess she must love spending lots of money for someone to tell her that her weight is her responsibility, because a priest/rabbi/minister/dietician/professional counselor would just tell you that OF COURSE your weight is your responsibility and if you want it to go down, eat less and exercise.

You would think they'd urge her to get thin and start working away. Those expensive audits don't pay for themselves!

crazyinjapan's picture

Remember that time when she said she was going to get skinny enough to wear a bikini on stage, and then she came out with pantyhose pulled up to her tits?

The Scientologists, what are they doing with all that money? Building a spaceship? Buying up uranium so they can take over the planet?

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Making fun of fat people is fun!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 3:42pm.

Which brings up some funny mental pictures because she's huge and he's even tinier than Tammy.

Why doesn't Xenu just melt that fat off Kirstie? Use some of that volcano heat those alien sperm are floating around in to help out Ms. Fatty McFatty. It is evident that the most dangerous place on Earth now is the space between this whale and any donut shop counter.

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Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 2:50pm.
"I think she meant to say that Scientology helps you embrace your insanity. If it was really working for her like she claims it has, she wouldn't be bending steel patio chairs right now."

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Kirstie Alley is fucked up beyond description. She is simply obese cause she knows she's worthless. She's comely on a good day, homely on an ordinary day.

She's a loser, plain and simple. Ignore her entirely.

Kandykane's picture

Thirstie Alley is so transparent. She must be the only acktress out there who uses fat to make money. She gets fat, gets paid, loses it, gets fat, gets paid, loses it, gets fat, gets paid, loses it. Will you fuck the hell off you stoopid cow!?! No one gives a damn about you greedy ass munch.

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"Scientology helps you lose your insanities." Is that why you got fat again? It made you realize you love donuts and ribs. Girl, what Scientology should do is help you lose your weight not insanities. FAIL.

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LaChaylo's picture

Well said Kirstie - you are the poster child of personal responsibility as you yo-yo with your weight, are clearly very unhappy with yourself, and actually delude yourself into thinking you're sane and scientology helps you.

Jesus, Xenu must be loving you today. You're obviously harboring a lot of thetan mess.

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"Scientology helps you lose your insanities"...um...kirstie is insane, so what has scientology done for her?
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Whatever's picture

She is one fucking weirdo. Either lose the weight or stay fat.

Green Is Good's picture

She's schilling for that crazy midget CO$ cult leader David Miscavidge again. He probably sticks his hand up her fat ass like she's a puppet and makes her talk.

GlitterKitty's picture

Kirsty joined the cult in what 1990? You'd think after 20 years she'd be able to see that it ain't working all that well for her.

Centaurious's picture

This bitch is beyond nuts.

I love the way that ALL the Scientologists who speak out against psychiatric medication are ALWAYS the ones who should be on every psych med ever made!

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*blinks*
What?
They just replace old insanities with new insanities.

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GlitterKitty's picture

Wel said Kerfuffles. With statements about Scientology you have to read what they say. She seems to say stuff like: Just take responsibility for your own shit. Fair enough. But she isn't saying that. She is saying "any condition". Well in her case it is eating too much shit. But how about a condition such as cancer? Do you take responsibility for that? A sick baby. Does it need to look inside and take responsibility? Why does Oprah (who I still think is a secret alien lover) even have this idiot on her show?

Scientologists are nuts. FACT. Oh if you are looking for me crazy morons. I'm in London. See ya!

Dear, you wanna lose your insanities go see a therapist/psychologist or psychiatrist, who might also help you with your food addiction as in with the ''eating your emotions'' kind and stress related and so on. That's as scientific as it gets.

BlueOrchid's picture

I've been sort of hooked on her new show and it's nice to see someone actually taking responsibility for their (changeable) condition, in this case, weight gain. Like someone else said, I do find her pretty likeable and she seems like a well-intentioned person.

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Kerfuffles's picture

SHUT UP KIRSTIE. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. How low can you get??? Cancer patients are not responsible for being terminally ill! Depressed people did not do it to themselves! These are people who are in great bouts of suffering and they don't need lowlife cockroaches like you and your fellow cultists to make them feel guilty for causing such pain on themselves and on their loved ones!!!

Scientolowhores are as low as they get. I have no respect for them, zilch. And now Kirstie might just be my new least favourite cultist. They make people feel like all bad things that happen to them, even terrible things no one could foresee or predict like life-threatening illnesses just so they will be bullied to pay the cult for lessons on how to be "strong" and will bad energies away. Well, how's being strong working out for you, Kirstie? The "Church" pockets millions from you in a year and you haven't gotten the superpowers you were promised just yet - you lack enough will to keep away from a glazed donut and you haven't gotten a legit job in years.

SCIENTOLOGY SENDS THEIR TERMINALLY-ILL BELIEVERS TO BOOT CAMP, BECAUSE BEING SICK IS A SIGN OF LACK OF FAITH.

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I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in me being fat."
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The cake eating has sweetheart. This shit is supposed to be taught by parents. Not by an organisation that has a select division for pampered celebs, believes in stuff like Fair Game, aliens and the LSD ratlled ramblings of a failed Sci Fi Writer. But thanks all the same. Man fame fucks some people up. They become pathetic and needy of guidance by pretty much anyone that will stroke their ego hard enough.

OK, so you need Scientology to figure that out? Like what, outside forces made you fat somehow?

I'm on fire today, not drunk assed fire like when i first started commenting cuz i thought it would be fun.

azgirl's picture

I tried watching her new show, it was horrible. Just awful.

johnnysgirl's picture

Because Scientology is the only thing that can teach one responsibility. Ugh!!!

Scientology makes me sad. Because people believe in it. That is so sad =(

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'"You're responsible for any condition you're in.' I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in me being fat."'

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O shut up. You don't need Scientology to tell you that. You need an abuelita.

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Hey Kirstie, stuff another Twinkie in your cakehole and STFU.

Helena's picture

I thought her statement was building up to a more significant apex than it did.

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dusted's picture

Yeah I don't understand why she thinks anyone gives a fuck if she's thin or a whale. If you want to be fat, then be fat. If you want to be thin, then get thin. But for crying out loud shut the fuck up about it you useless bitch. Instead she goes on and on and makes a spectacle of the whole thing and whines about it as if this is important for the rest of the country. She reminds me of that drunk girl at a party who gets all loud shouting about how everyone else is getting laid and why isn't she getting laid? Because you're an annoying cunt, that's why.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 2:20pm.I am so beyond sick of this fat loser. For years she has been going on shows and saying how she's going to lose weight but since Jenny Craig, she never has.

BitchyD's picture

I think she meant to say that Scientology helps you embrace your insanity. If it was really working for her like she claims it has, she wouldn't be bending steel patio chairs right now.

Emeriesan's picture

MK, double post alert! You ve already posted the JESSICA SANS FARDS thing... oh wait.