Wednesday, April 7th 2010

Jessica Simpson SANS FARDS On Marie Claire

Marie Claire claims they gave their Photoshoppers and make-up artists the day off when shot Jessica Simpson for their SANS FARDS cover. This cover could also be called "Xtina's Idea Of Hell."

Jessica says she agreed to go make-up-less in order to promote her new initiative called "A Beautiful Me," which encourages young girls to love themselves or some shit. Jessica added, "I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business."

I know most of you are throwing Jess a "Ho Please Stop" look sponsored by Maybelline, but I'm sure she's telling the truth.

That's not concealer on her skin. That's a $5,000 tinted moisturizer made out of charbroiled placentas. That's not lip gloss on her lips. Ken Paves' butt blew an air kiss on her lips (his farts shimmer). And that's not mascara on her lashes. Jess' lashes are just permanently singed from that time Papa Joe flashed his nipples at her first thing in the morning.

Click here if you wish to see more of SANS FARDS Jess in Marie Claire.

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Romy's picture

Is that brown eyeshadow on her right eye or did papa Joe give her a black eye?

z-listed's picture

She kind of looks like her ex-doouchebag in this picture... around the mouth.

Spiffy McSpitshine's picture

Made the mistake of watching Price of Beauty and reading her Allure interview. I love how she is just so surprised that fake blond and tan is not considered the beauty standard for the rest of the planet. Is she that ignorant and only willing to see what she considers attractive as typical? Even in her own freakin' country opinions on beauty differ greatly. Does she pass out from shock and disgust when she sees a fair skinned individual like me?

Needless to say the cover is lovely, but definitely not without a little cosmetic enhancement.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

Jbo's picture

I call shenanegans - she's wearing eyeliner and blush!

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JaneDoe's picture

Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 6:42pm.

Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:46pm.

Oh, forgot to add: for someone who doesn't care about how she looks, she's kinda of a hypocrite.

I'm certain she's had a boob job, lip injections, chemical peels, nose job, hair extensions, etc.

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I don't think she's had a boob or nose job. Her nose in particular has a very noticeable bump and is a little masculine, if that makes any sense. If she were unhappy w/ her nose, that's def. something she'd change about it.

I don't walk out of my house w/o concealer and no one knows who the fukc I am. She's one of the few celebs who can get "caught" without makeup and not look embarrassing and frightening.
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she did fix her chichis to be perkier....I read about it somewhere, it was pretty saggy when she got skinny back then.

ponyboy's picture

Jessica still looks hot with no makeup or airbrush!
Xtina on the other hand looks like Hulk Hogans shriveled up ball sack...
That man-bitch is a Fugly ass ho! Without 10 hours of makeup and being airburshed to an inch of her life!
And even STILL she looks like a first time Tranny.
Xtina is truly disgusting in every way.

EmmaG.Frost's picture

I think she looks pretty without all that gooped on shit Holly Wood has you put on! You go Jessica!
Emma Grace Frost

Vermithrax's picture

Much better without all the makeup.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

alright, call me a drunkard(you won't be the first!!), but... i still think that she's pretty

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Miami's picture

What Marie Claire meant was they let Jessica do her OWN make-up instead of a make-up artist. They also gave Christina A.'s photoshop person the night off. All they had was an intern.

squiggles's picture

Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:46pm.

Oh, forgot to add: for someone who doesn't care about how she looks, she's kinda of a hypocrite.

I'm certain she's had a boob job, lip injections, chemical peels, nose job, hair extensions, etc.

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I don't think she's had a boob or nose job. Her nose in particular has a very noticeable bump and is a little masculine, if that makes any sense. If she were unhappy w/ her nose, that's def. something she'd change about it.

I don't walk out of my house w/o concealer and no one knows who the fukc I am. She's one of the few celebs who can get "caught" without makeup and not look embarrassing and frightening.

The Mad Catter's picture

I love how in all the "without makeup" pics of celebs they're always OBVIOUSLY wearing tons of mascara and other makeup in all neutral colors.

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moosh's picture

so is this truly without makeup or makeup that LOOKS natural.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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She looks great, but the photo has been touched-up. I mean, just look at the eyeballs..who has eyeballs THAT white? Her skin has also been blurred...also def. some make up

BernardProfitendieu's picture

brainless, talentless, truthless skank!

OVO-606's picture

She is definitely a lot prettier in these pictures than she is when she's wearing a lot of make-up. (Although you can tell she is not completely SANS FARDS)

Infamous's picture

How can you say anything bad about someone who was described as sexual napalm?! come on now

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Miss Thang's picture

gia, oh come on...the girl has good skin.

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gia's picture

She may not be retouched, but she is soooooo wearing some kind of cosmetics on her face, dont be such suckers!!
I think I have seen her in candid shots with less make up than this & it wasnt pretty at all.

Here is an example:

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/image/jesseatsalad2.jpg

Wow not-really-fat Jessica looks pretty good or maybe I'm easily fooled.

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Supreme Soviet's picture

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 3:53pm.
I'm too busy looking at her delicious boobies to notice teh face. I looooveeeeeeeeeeeeee boooobbbiiieeesss!!!!

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Whatever's picture

She is still wearing make-up. Just not caked on like a drag queen.

Kerfuffles's picture

Where are her duck lips? Do they count as "fards"?

I'm too busy looking at her delicious boobies to notice teh face. I looooveeeeeeeeeeeeee boooobbbiiieeesss!!!!

johnnysgirl's picture

Whatever. I'd be more impressed if they included non-photoshopped pics of her body, as that's the part they always chop (pardon if this has been stated already)

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elmo533's picture

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I agree. When she's made up she looks weird. She has great skin and make-up ruins it. Is her show canceled yet? Or is Vh1 still airing it because of all the money they wasted making it?

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CollinK's picture

Is it just me or is Jessica transforming into a second-rate Jennifer Jason Leigh? She even kinda slurs like her now. It's very weird.

Im a Princess's picture

I have alwasy thought JS was one of those celebs that looked better without all the makeup. I watched Newlyweds when it was on and there were several times that she had either no makeup on, or minimal and she looked great.
I'm not a fan of the cover photo, but I think she looks great in the other pics, very natural.
And I agree, while it may look like she's wearing makeup, I doubt she is- difusers. If anything she prob has vaseline on her lips and around her eyes and may has a natural pink tint to her cheeks. I have friends that don't wear makeup and have great complexions that look like they have it on. You never know...point is she's trying to portray a more natural image and I like it.

Mabel Hodges's picture

Jess was born when I entered the 7th grade at Westwood Junior High School in Richardson.

I am amazed at the similarities we share in terms of personality, plus she is the only other girl I know of besides myself who dropped out of JJ Pearce High School at age 16. AND went on to become a business woman with a lot of responsibilities.

Jess is way too honest. It isn't what people expect from someone so beautiful and successful. But it seems to actually be who she really is. I think it's refreshing, and I'd rather hang out with a person like her than someone boring or selfish. I love that she says, "what other people think of me is not my business." That's a pretty smart thing to say.

Good for her!!

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Call me crazy but I like it. I get the same reaction to this that I get when I see movies from the 70's. Girls without boob jobs and plastic surgery just acting their roles out in public are refreshing. I'm so used to seeing it the other way-girls weened on an era ushered in by Pam Anderson-dried up like turkey a week after Thanksgiving-everyone trying to look like a white trash version of blow up sex dolls. I don't know if Jessica had work done or is or isn't sans fards, but she looks normal. And it's so atypical, that I am kind of digging it.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

no make-up and air dried hair. BFD.
I do that every day. Except for date nights
and special occasions I'm sans fart every day.

Miss Thang's picture

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:30pm.

I think the rest of the shots look gorgeous too. King of refreshing that it's not so overdone. The photographer deserves a medal.

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Meeshie's picture

She looks like the twat who was eaten by the shark at the beginning of "Jaws". That was filmed in the 70's.

madam ex's picture

yeah and thats not eyeliner under her bottom lashes either.
Its not much make up, but she does have it on, so why the fuck lie? OH JESSICA, You've done disappointed me, I caught an episode and it was pretty funny and crazy, other countries do bizzare shit.

Supertramp's picture

Oh, forgot to add: for someone who doesn't care about how she looks, she's kinda of a hypocrite.

I'm certain she's had a boob job, lip injections, chemical peels, nose job, hair extensions, etc.

LunaChick's picture

I don't wear make-up 90% of the time. It's too much of a hassle and I don't really give a crap what anyone thinks of me.

Do they really think people are stupid enough to believe this is what no make-up looks like?

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Supertramp's picture

Lighting and camera lenses with diffusers can make anyone look good. Just ask Cybil Shepard.

Oh, and she's definitely wearing SOME makeup, probably tinted moisturizer, tinted Vaseline and mascara.

lalolita's picture

wow, she is really pretty without loads of make up. gorgeous pics.... I wonder what filter were they using?

no me jodas!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Helena on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:15pm.
she looks fucking gorgeous in the rest of the photos. These are excellent shots.
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Just looked again. Definitely mascara, and definitely blusher.

zomay's picture

Who cares. (Though she IS wearing something)
I go out without make-up all the time. I like it now. I feel free. Hollywood always makes it look so daring to go without shit loads of make-up.

Fuck her-she is totes wearing makeup!
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Crawford67's picture

Obviously her hair, eyes, eyebrows and complexion have been touched up ALOT after Sans Fard....but some young girl will buy this and think that this is a standard of beauty.

azgirl's picture

I spy mascara and blush.

Helena's picture

The cover is rather dull, in my opinion, but she looks fucking gorgeous in the rest of the photos. These are excellent shots.

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zomay's picture

Complete bullcrappy.

Mother Superior's picture

I see mascara...and I remember she had bad bad circles under her eyes (nooo...I never watched that ancient reality show of hers at all...).
Sans fards my ass.

Soultonic's picture

Drag queens around the world have officially put Jessica on their hit list.

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

I prefer to think someone was pinching the shit out of her cheeks in between shots. Probaby her buttboy Paves.