Wednesday, April 7th 2010

Who Is Bringing The Sex In These Hot Boots?

The answer is after the jump! You can put down the bag of Cheetos, because it might not be who you think it is. JUMP!!!!

It's none other than Sgt. Crazy himself Gary Busey! Every size queen dentist's wet dream!

Gary is covering all the bases with this outfit and pose. He's paying tribute to Hitler, Sitting Bull AND Groucho Marx. Work work work it........

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Carl B's picture

My heavens!

Carl B's picture

So well-used Fleshlights can be recycled as footwear? That's news!

Mitchymitch's picture

If Gary was wearing leggings (and I'm sure thats not beyond him), he'd look like a 15 year old girl, from the 80's.

garey busey=cookoo, cookoo
(swirls finger on side of head.)

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Mitchymitch's picture

If Gary was wearing leggings (and I'm sure thats not beyond him), he'd look like a 15 year old girl, from the 80's.

garey busey=cookoo, cookoo
(swirls finger on side of head.)

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they're not even boots - they're some kind of misguided spats

Poison Candy Apple's picture

Jesus this is Brit Brit in 2025!

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AitchCS's picture

Points for trying to work it. The boots match the Indian theme on the sweatshirt.
I predict Busey will usher in a new Three Wolf T-shirt like era. Indians with feathers in their hair looking whistfully into the distance, the pain that the white man has caused them marking their face, will be the new thing. It will trickle down from Hollywood, to Aspen, then to every gun show convention across the country.

madam ex's picture

Oh dear lord and all that is holy. Help this man. He is so far gone, I really dont think there is anyway he can come back, shame actually, he wasnt that crazy in the beginning stages. (laughs to self)

Wanted's picture

And I present to you, this year's winner of RuPaul's Drag Race!

angel_i's picture

LOL! He should date her.

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LaChaylo's picture

He looks like he belongs in Sedona hunting down energy vortexes/vortices, awaiting the harmonic convergence, and hunkering down in a sweat lodge at night with his magic crystals.

B-J-B-J-B's picture

I thought it was Mickey Rourke...lol

Reeter's picture

LOL! I would not have guessed him. Oh man.

Crawford67's picture

He is a delicious freak!

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Gummy Freak has busted out the sides of those boots with his sweaty flippers.

Gah-rouse.

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Soultonic's picture

I love love love those boots. I would cum in my eye if I had sex with a guy wearing those boots.

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Geez, where is he? Isn't he in CA? It's hot out now! I have never seen these in FL, it would be like a South Florida Lizard Man siting (yeah, it exists).

I have to take off my socks just looking at this photo. *sweats*

LostInTranslation's picture

Those boots are too cool to be Uggs. His shirt has some Medicine Man with feathers which is almost as fetching as the wolf moon t-shirts. The "boots" are really Native American "mocassins" and Gary must be in Taos visiting Julia Roberts and Ali McGraw. There is no other reason to be rocking the 1970s American Indian look. Where's the turquoise, Gary?

i love a man who is himself. its why i love suckandfuck, except when he goes too damn far.

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dusted's picture

Damn you can totally see his peen. Nice!

HA! now i love him even more!

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LostInTranslation's picture

"jump phobia" - funny.

I think UGG only makes UGLY boots, not hot fringe ones like Gary's.

LostInTranslation's picture

Those are hot boots. Damn.

Haribo's picture

he freaks me out...thanx, celebrity rehab ;/

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:38am.

Spammers don't read that shit! Just report it, you know the mod or whomever takes care of that shit real well sooner or later.
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Wonder Woman's picture

oh chit..that aint right..not at all...i thought it was a chick...

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:33am.

I'm sorry spammer -- but are you advertising Ed Hardy shit on here?

Douche.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I'm sorry spammer -- but are you advertising Ed Hardy shit on here?

Douche.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Y_C_M - WORD!
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You_Complete_Me.'s picture

I have "JUMP" phobia now, Michael K, thanks to you (bastard.) Therefore, I allow other suckers to do the deed while I inhibit, then return after a bit for the verbal "reveal".

Less gangrenous maggots, itching & nightmares this way.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:09am.
I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM OUT OF YOUR BODY!

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LMFAO!!!!!!!

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elmo533's picture

Never in a million years would I have imagined a dude in those things-they're knee high's!!!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

whoa... do guys (other than this walking wall of teeth) really wear Uhggs?! I woulda never guessed it.
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suckandfuck's picture

Is his body language giving a shout out to Jesse James?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

TheBreakdown's picture

LOL

Goddamn Pamela Anderson looks ROUGH without her full-on makeup!

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poordavid's picture

He was pretty good as the creepy guy hiding in Mimi Roger's attic. Not much of a stretch I guess.

KD's picture

I guessed maybe Sienna Miller, but I guess I was a little off.

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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:01am.
Good god, since it wasn't Brit, I guessed Mischa Barton. How could a dude (or anyone) wear those things?

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But... he's Gary Fucking Busey.

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Sweetas's picture

MK, thank you for putting that face after the jump. You do love us!

I still can't believe somebody hit that, and had a baby with it. *shudders*

suckandfuck's picture

I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM OUT OF YOUR BODY!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

MK always made me laugh! Smooches, MK.

carefreea's picture

Would've never said a guy. How odd.

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momockey's picture

who is this person?

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ahahahaha...what a douche

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Good god, since it wasn't Brit, I guessed Mischa Barton. How could a dude (or anyone) wear those things?
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