Dear Whit, Take The Rest Of The Month Off!
Whitney Houston postponed her show in Paris tonight due to an "upper respiratory infection" (throw in a crackingitis joke here), but now I know the real reason for why she didn't feel like taking the stage. Whit woke up this morning, watched a few seconds of this Taiwanese boy killing "I Will Always Love You," said "fuckit," pulled her sleepin' wig over her eyes and went back to bed!
Sleep it off, Whit, because this Asian Augustus Gloop with the bowl cut of all bowl cuts will gladly step in for you. All hail the new SuBo!
via Just Jared