But Where Is Her Trash Bag Luggage Set?!
If you're currently in Miami, you might be wondering why volunteers from the free clinic are handing out crotch masks and roach spray on the streets. It's because the whores of Jersey Shore have landed in Miami to terrorize and infect your city!
Yesterday, the entire cast including Snookers (who looks like a human version of a Taco Bell Chalupa), Sammi Sweetfart, Ronnie, The Constipation, DJ Pauly D and The Other One all moved into a house on South Beach that will soon be quarantined and declared a toxic zone by the Department of Health. Even Angelina, the chick who quit season one after a couple of episodes, is back! And it looks like one of her well-off cousins let her borrow their suitcase, so she wouldn't have to raid her mother's kitchen cabinet for a trash bag to carry her clothes in. Bitches are going big this season!
And if you're a Miami citizen who is still upset by these pictures, look on the bright side! That pesky case of crotch crabs you've been trying to shake off will soon be a thing of the past! Your crotch crabs will soon be heading for muskier pastures (aka The Situation's nut bush).
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Damn, those Cubans don't screw around down there... they fight with knives. I love Miami but this is not going to fly, I guarantee they are in for some "situations" they never thought up in a million years. Maybe one of them will become a drug mule or get a nasty coke habit!
What a bunch of ugly Guidos! In a few years, Snookie is going to look like her own grandmother!
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if I go somewhere for a month..id have atleast 5 suitcases filled with shit with me lol
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What in Frankentittay HELL is going on in that last thumbnail????
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Porn stars?
Please. Not even!
They all look like broke down fluffers!
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They all look like they should be porn stars, yuck!
Snooks has obviously been bellying up (well, nosing around) to the buffet.
Whoa.
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Is that 10 dollar bum dress Jwoww wearin one of her own designs????!!??
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why the fuck is that angelina piece of trash coming back on the show?!?!?!....UGH!!!!!!!
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wats the point of doin it in miami now when wmc and spring break is over?
and werent they im miami for like a month already?
and where the fuck is my love vinnnny???!!!???!!!?????
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the situation's face is most unfortunate...snookie continues to make my skin crawl with her mere presence...
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by misskitty on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:54am.
I cannot believe they let that bitch Angelina back on. She walked out because she is a princess and did not want to (God forbid) work to earn her keep. Lame. She should not be able to come back for all the perks of infamy if she did not do any of the work. If I were the other cast members I would be BITTER! Fully bitter, all-cap Kanye style.
I know. I don't get why she should be let back on. How bad is it that all the other party messes went out every night and still made it into work and this cow didn't even know that when you don't go in to work because you're "sick", you have to actually let work know you're not coming in. Then when Danny came to kick her out she wouldn't even come out of the bathroom and thought he should come in to talk to her. From the one or two episodes she was on, she was more annoying than any of the other chicks, even Sammi.
She needed to be queen bee. Anytime the guys had girls over she would run them out of the house and call them whores (hello pot!). I hate girls like that. Dude, if your roomates want to hook up with whores just go in your room, lock the door and call it good. Trust me, the dudes will be a lot easier to live with if they are getting laid once in awhile.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Season two? I thought their 15 was way over. Why the hell is that fugly chick no one liked with the trash bags back?
I love that you called him, Constipation...OMG! I snorted my coffee out of my nose!!!!!
Cheers!
@Maxine, try again hon.
Still a bunch of grungy bitches and douchebags...I cant believe they get paid for this shit. UNFUCKINBELIEVEABLE!!!Truly this makes me sick to my stomach. Be an idiot on TV (MTV no less) and get paid for it, all expenses paid and put up in South Beach, wow talk about America. Meanwhile we have Maggot man (whether re=enactment or not) still a true story. We cant even take care of our homeless, and find a solution to this shit and here we are throwing money at these dolts.
Even AFTER the money they still look like trash ...
Well they certainly are travelin' light. Kids today don't know how to travel in style.
Me? -- 57 pieces of luggage, 20 trunks, and 8 garment bags----and that's just for a day trip !
All Louie Vuitton & Gucci, of course.
They try too hard.
What amazes me is that the Guido look has never changed over time. This look has been around forever. Fuck when I was in high school they all looked like this. It was quite disturbing and still is!
Scary pic of Snookie.
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Submitted by misskitty on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:54am.
I cannot believe they let that bitch Angelina back on. She walked out because she is a princess and did not want to (God forbid) work to earn her keep. Lame. She should not be able to come back for all the perks of infamy if she did not do any of the work. If I were the other cast members I would be BITTER! Fully bitter, all-cap Kanye style.
I know. I don't get why she should be let back on. How bad is it that all the other party messes went out every night and still made it into work and this cow didn't even know that when you don't go in to work because you're "sick", you have to actually let work know you're not coming in. Then when Danny came to kick her out she wouldn't even come out of the bathroom and thought he should come in to talk to her. From the one or two episodes she was on, she was more annoying than any of the other chicks, even Sammi.
OK, so I do not rarely watch TV and I have never seen this shit so someone tell me..
Are people of the opinion that TheSitch and Snooky are hot or something?
Because I have news for America.
The answer is "or something"!
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Situation's fucking busted face and nose, Snooki's invisible upper lip, retarded looking hairstyles, greasy orange enema-smear tans, cheap boob jobs...no use in picking these fools apart, they are all straight-up hideous and brain dead.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:46am.
I think The Situation is UGLY. He is 28 and acts like he's 22 and all that. Pfft. Next.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 12:29pm.
Even tho' I don't give an eff about these clowns, does "Snooki's" mouth/lips bug the hell outta anyone else?
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:05am.
Funny that it's called 'Jersey Shore' when all of these Douchelords and Doucheduchesses are from Staten Eyeland.
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That said, I loooooved this show. Best one liners ever but now I'm sure it will tank b/c they will be playing up their "characters" and will be totally inauthentic. Fake fist pumps. Also, Trash Bags has no business wearing those shorts.
Even tho' I don't give an eff about these clowns, does "Snooki's" mouth/lips bug the hell outta anyone else?
Fuck.
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what a pile of shit! Yeah I watch the fuckery but because there is a screen between us...for my protection, but if I see these fuckers on the street I will kick them in the uterus or on their SMALL meatballs!
Coma Caca!
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I can't believe Snook's Sharpie-brows didn't get more of a shout-out!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:29am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:14am.
ALL OF THESE FUCKERS MAKES ME HOMICIDAL AND I'D NUNCHUCK ANY ONE OF THEM ON SIGHT WITHOUT PROVOCATION.
WhooHoo! We need more thinking like this. Need any help?
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I admit that I watch and actually am amused by this hot mess of a show. Honestly, sometimes I really wish I had been born in Jersey. And I was Italian. I really love Bon Jovi... but I digress. I cannot believe they let that bitch Angelina back on. She walked out because she is a princess and did not want to (God forbid) work to earn her keep. Lame. She should not be able to come back for all the perks of infamy if she did not do any of the work. If I were the other cast members I would be BITTER! Fully bitter, all-cap Kanye style.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
I snorted at the clips of the show I saw. But then some blogger explained the attraction to these "Guidos" using anthropological terms. He pointed out that it's rare for such a distinct and detailed culture to remain so intact outside of isolation. After the blogger compared the "beating the beat" and "battling" dancing phenomenon to a rare tribal bird dance, I watched the first episode. I then proceeded to watch every episode, lol. I do think Pauly D has a great face, over-groomed eyebrows aside, if you can get past his fake tan and gel-hair-crown-thing. I suspect that most people that hate this show hate it based on reputation and just seeing clips. It's oddly fascinating if you start at the beginning and follow it.
Main photo - did this bitch not check her look in a mirror before leaving the house? Because those cutoffs only make those thighs look more thunderous.
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I think The Situation is UGLY. He is 28 and acts like he's 22 and all that. Pfft. Next.
Bitch's got the seam of those shorts all the way up her vulva. It must stank real bad in that high humidity.
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They are all so unattractive....if I saw them on the street I would laugh. LOUD.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
As much as I want reality shows like this fade into oblivion, I also can't help but watch this mess when it comes out.
At the same time maybe it won't be as laughable as the first one, being that now they know they are "famous" (used loosely)(should i say known instead of famous?), so the show won't have that fresh angle of the unknown.
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Leave South FL ALOOOOOONEEE!
We don't want these ugly douchebags here!
@snowpiece
The first pic looks exactly like ali rite?
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:20am.
I often wonder if these buffoons take themselves seriously..do they all think they are "hot shit".
Mr. Mercury says that the answers to your questions are:
1. Yes
2. Yes
All we can do is hope they fade away really, really soon once the JS fad has passed. Shows like Jersey Shore allow the masses to mingle with people they would never go near in reality. It's the 2010 version of "slumming".
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:14am.
ALL OF THESE FUCKERS MAKES ME HOMICIDAL AND I'D NUNCHUCK ANY ONE OF THEM ON SIGHT WITHOUT PROVOCATION.
WhooHoo! We need more thinking like this. Need any help?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I often wonder if these buffoons take themselves seriously..do they all think they are "hot shit". Cause seriously..the joke has long passed...I think its now annoying as fucking hell. Go away already.
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