Tuesday, April 6th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Kimora's "Dare Me" Perfume Ad
The other tag line on this bargain-basement wreck should be: To Be Photoshopped To The Fucking Hilt!
Here we have Kimora Lee Simmons' head on top of somebody else's body in the ad for her new fragrance "Dare Me." Obviously, somebody dared Kimora to digitally decapitate herself and gently place her head on the body of RuPaul's doll. Sniffing "Dare Me" must cause a bitch to hallucinate, because that's the feeling I get when I look at this ad.
via HuffPo
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The way they cut out her legs with photoshop isn't remotely natural.
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She has no class and no talent. Just a user and a parasite.
hate this bitch KIMORA HAS FAT BITCH NECK!!! I SWEAR SHE HAS FUCKING FAT ROLLS IN HER NECK!!!!!!!....therefore she is FOREVER FAT BITCH NECK!!!
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She wears hair extensions.
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This woman is a mean bitch...
Looks like they took her 18 year old body and placed her head on that. So bitch can say that is still all her!!
Kimora was actually a muse ( maybe Karl Lagerfield)back in the day.
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Too bad they can't invent photo shop glasses that everyone can wear so we all can look good to each other. This is some bullshit...
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i can't believe kimora thinks this looks good...
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She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstien and I see they removed her fatty neck.
It looks like she just pooped out a cat.
She needs a bag over her head.
oh, BULL-to-the-SHIT. for fuck's sake.
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THIS BITCH! First of all, she looks as if she was punched in the face before the photo was taken and can we say leg extension? This shit is all wrong.
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Thirty years ago, when she was a teenager, she was attractive. But let's face it...
her window of hot was shorter than Mini-Me. Anything you see of her now has scraped the Adam's apple, goiter neck, and BallPark franks away, PhotoShop style.
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y'know for all those millions, why doesn't she get lipo on her neck?? seems easy enough.
& I'm just jelly cuz I don't have a professional photo shopper on the payroll skimming 50 pounds off of all my pics. :(
Just felt we all needed a little refresher on the real Kimora: http://celeb.wohoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kimora-lee-simmons-w...
Open at your own risk.
And I agree - she looks like she's totally fumigating that cooch. But this bitch's cooch went from snapping the Turtle Simmons to the hawtness Djimon. Damn, I hate her.
Her neck has never looked like that.
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The face, dude!! It's the FUCKING FACE! How does someone that butt-ass-ugly become famous as a model? That Simmons asshole she married must have pulled some MAJOR strings for this butter-faced bitch.
I do like the cat logo.
That's all I got.
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How did this gal become a celebrity? I remember the first time I saw a commercial for her reality show, and I'd literally never heard her name or seen a picture of her before. And from the ads I've seen for the show, she seems like an annoying bitch who screams at everyone.
fucking drag queen
Very poor product placement, makes it looks as if her crotch is being fumigated. Perhaps it is.
Hair - cheap WIG
Top - cheap Missoni imitation
Shorts- something you find in a 2$ bin at Rainbow
Pumps- another 10 dollar bum version of Christians or as Jlo call Lowboooteeens
Bottle design - Versace Bright Crystal rip off
Baby Phat is cheap tacky shit anyone with a 2$ budget would wear
all her "designs" are imitation from bigger brands made with cheap fabric and in cheap factories.. There is a reason why her shit is in Marshalls or Tj Maxx only
Kimora is a smart bitch but her shit doesn't worth all the millions in advertisement and looks like a joke in some big publication like Vogue
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Is it just me or does the face look more like Sandra Oh than anything? It's funny, I don't think she has EVER been that thin. Har har.
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Hahahaha. FAIL.
Where are her neck rolls?
Ha! I find it ironic that the bottom right of the ad says 'The New Baby PHAT Fragrance.'
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Ugh, my graphic designer ass is offended, cheap n nasty branding!
No way that's her body.
She looks average WITH all that crap done to her! I don't see what her appeal is. she is just a giant talking head.
LMAO. This pan faced twat has never been that skinny. I want some of whatever all these advertising artists are smoking.
There are pictures online of her without the faux hair and all the makeup. She looks very average. This woman literally slept her way to the top. No one would care either way if she was a kind person. But is is obnoxious.
Flabulosity.
she is just ugly, with a fat neck. Period.
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You gotta be kidding me. Kimora has fat legs and just a fuller body. The looks on this one dont even look real and have obviously been photoshopped. Wow.
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Bitch has peg legs. Piano legs stumps.
How very versace bright crystal of Kimora!
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Dare to dream, more like. Go ahead, girl. Keep your dream alive!
Surely this constitutes fraudulent advertising?
You DO NOT look like this. Trickery.
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WTF...she just had a baby like 6 months ago...There is no way she could look like that now...she must have hired a great photoshop editor...
She needs to wear less bracelets... this one would have looked perfect on her...
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I can't remember what things were like before photoshop...those were the days when we wouldn't be subjected to fuggie models in fake bodies. In that case, where's my contract?!
Favorite chin joke:
Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 8:06am.
Forget about the thinness - where's the pack of hotdogs she's usually smuggling under her chin?
What, there's no mention of "diva" anywhere in this ad. Pfffft. I feel cheated.
They Photoshopped her bullfrog neck away (along with a hundred pounds)!
fat-neck girl, let me count your neck rings!!!!
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Wow,, that's freaking hilarious! She hasn't looked like that since her early early days when she modeled with Tyra Banks.
How embarrassing that everyone knows you DON'T really look like that.
Wow. I googled her, no way this is how she looks. After three kids, no way can you have this body without major help.