The One Where Marc Cherry Slapped Edie In The Face
Remember that episode of Desperate Housewives where the series creator Marc Cherry slappity slapped slapped Edie across the face after she sassed his ass one day? Well, you shouldn't remember it because it never happened onscreen, but it did go down behind the scenes. That's what Nicollette Sheridan is saying anyway.
TMZ reports that Nicollette filed a lawsuit against Marc Cherry saying that he was Joan Crawford to her Christina. In the documents, Nicollette claims that on September 24, 2008, Marc hit her in the face and head after she ate the last bear claw. No, he allegedly brought down his hand on her after she questioned something in the script. After Nicollette went to her trailer, Marc knocked on her door and begged for her forgiveness
When Nicollette complained to ABC about Marc's abusive ways, they didn't do anything about it. Marc's acts of cuntery got worse until he eventually fired her from the show.
Nicollette claims she wasn't the only one who suffered abuse at the hand of Marc Cherry Bomb. Nicollette says that he behaved in an "extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show." She even says in the lawsuit that when Teri Hatcher complained to the network about Marc, he said out loud, "I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and dies."
Nicollette is suing for assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. She wants $20 million or more.
The camera dudes on DH need to turn their lenses around and start following Marc Cherry's bald head. It sounds like he's the crazy bitch who really brings the theatrical bitchiness. I mean, who (allegedly) slaps Edie in the face? Edie's the one who does the slapping around there, not the other way around. If this mess is true, Marc needs to go sit next to the vending machine in the break room and leave the slapping to the professionals.
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I have always viewed Desperate Housewives as nothing more than conservative Republican propaganda dressed up as sudsy camp for the 21st century. When I found out that Marc had written and produced episodes for the final two seasons of The Golden Girls, that really pissed me off. He basically ruined a classic show. I never liked Nicolette Sheridan (in fact I don't like any of the actors who've ever been on the show - that's how big my hatred for DH is), but thank goodness she didn't put up with Marc's BS.
He looks like Danny Devito. If anyone slapped me across the face, I would have flipped a table on them. And thrown some food. And thrown whatever wasn't nailed down. Or just gone straight to my lawyer and sued him right then and there. Why wait to hit the lottery when it's within your grasp?
I don't think violence is the key at all...but do we really believe that Marc Cherry would actually hit Nicollette Sheridan....come one!!!
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 7:51am.
I don't advocate physical violence of any form, man vs. woman or woman vs. man. Whoever hit the other first deserves to get his or her ass whupped for starting the brawl.Perhaps then the abusive person will learn that there is always someone who won't tolerate his or her abuse and fight back.
The second sentence there contradicts the first. And an ass-whupping will teach someone that violence is *wrong*? Logic fail.
*NOW* she's suing? I call bullshit.
This happened two years ago and she wants to sue now? She would have gotten a better deal if she had just paid some yound dudes to kick his ass.
Don't people hit back in Hollywood? Why run to the nearest lawyer?
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I truly despise gay republicans such as Marc Cherry, who proudly proclaimed his affiliation after he got rich...because he got rich. Nicolette looks like she needs to be slapped every so often, but Im still totally behind her on this one.
Do people just wake up one day and think: Now....who needs suing? There must be somebody I've been meaning to sue....?
I have so many questions today.
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Apparently Nicolette is having trouble finding work...
That is a fucking queen for you!
I don't advocate physical violence of any form, man vs. woman or woman vs. man. Whoever hit the other first deserves to get his or her ass whupped for starting the brawl. Perhaps then the abusive person will learn that there is always someone who won't tolerate his or her abuse and fight back.
I know some women feel comfortable being abusive to men, thinking that the man will be judged in the wrong if he retaliates. Some men feel that it's within their right to abuse a woman. Both kinds need to practice being better people. Whoever throws the first blow better be willing to face retaliation without quarter or mercy.
i'm glad i've never watched (or will watch) that piece of shit show
Nicorette has just got one of those faces though!
I wonder what Mr. Cherry had in mind for the MALE cast members.
It seems reality TV has decided to market itself on a new tact and of course as idle innocent viewers were all quite game for the latest off site drama, because as you all know there’s nothing more appealing than watching a blonde vixen being mercilessly knocked off her totem pole and her clawing back up with open fangs.
Finally, some real action...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/reality-drama-desperate-housewif...
Nicollette should have slapped Marc Cherry back in the face...
with a can of Dick Gregory!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 2:43am.
See, that's why I always sort of thought John Cusack was smart! At least he could put it into words. I doubt Harry Hamlin was thinking.
I remember Nicolette in a mid-late 80s photo spread for Harper's Bazaar. She was dressed in a man's dress shirt, no shoes, no nothing. Like I said before, perfect. Completely model material, Harper's Bazaar material, but really hot, as you say. Most hot women, even if extremely beautiful (like Cindy Crawford, even like Angie Jolie), aren't allowed to be as physically perfect as Nicolette actually was. Most sex goddesses, IMHO, have little imperfections or portray themselves a little "rumpled." Just my thoughts...
Anyway, sweet dreams of a young Nicolette.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 2:34am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 1:52am.
Nicolette at 26?
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Granted, she was physically *perfect.* Face, figure, everything. Museum-quality beauty. To boot, I grew up watching Knots Landing and she was even good on it!
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You know what I always remember? She was in the movie with John Cusack and then started on Knot's Landing, seriously, I think it was People (since there were no other tabloids at that time), they sent a reporter out to find out what "she had, why she was the IT girl," and he said some shit, but the thing he said that stayed with me was, "I don't care what kind of a person she is, but she had an ass like a canned ham."
He said she was in stretch pants and her ass was mesmerizing.
I guess Harry Hamlin thought so, too! :)
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 1:52am.
Nicolette at 26?
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Granted, she was physically *perfect.* Face, figure, everything. Museum-quality beauty. To boot, I grew up watching Knots Landing and she was good on it!
LA Law. That was a show! He must work -- I think it's random stuff, though. TV movies, etc. I think I saw an ad for something with him and Lisa Rinna and I wanted to see that (but didn't) bc he's always been just a little wooden and she's an over-the-top daytimer, though probably a better actor than him at the end of the day. I like Lisa Rinna, too. She looks fun.
she said she would be leaving the show in February 2009 and left two months later and she's just now saying something about it?
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 1:40am.
Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 10:45pm.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
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Hamlin's well educated and seemingly happily married to Lisa Rinna these days but it seems he was a nightmare in his youth, too. See this People article about his divorce from Laura Johnson and at the beginning of his relationship with Nicolette:
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Nicolette at 26? Hotter than hell. I can't blame him for wanting to tap that.
I like Lisa Rinna. She's kind of fucked up her face, but at least she's honest about it.
They've been married a long time.
When is the last time Harry Hamlin worked? I was in love with him on LA Law.
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He looks like he's about to pull the tablecloth out from over her and storm out of the restaurant.
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Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 10:45pm.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
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Hamlin's well educated and seemingly happily married to Lisa Rinna these days but it seems he was a nightmare in his youth, too. See this People article about his divorce from Laura Johnson and at the beginning of his relationship with Nicolette:
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20117160,00.html
I haven't seen this show, ever, but it sounds like Nicollette is finding out that women over 40 in Hollywood are largely invisible and she needs another paycheck. KaChing... settled out of court and she gets to have her plastic surgery for another year.
Shitty shows made by shitty people, shocker.
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I'd be interested in seeing in Harry Hamlin's upcoming autobiography if she ever slapped him.
ugh can't this sour faced bitch just fall off the face of the earth already
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 11:23pm.
Desperate Housewives sucks, if only for the fact that is made Eva Longoria way too fucking famous, with her being the suckiest actress on the show and all.
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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 12:10am.
Please women slap men all the time. All the men whom she has slapped in the past should sue her.
God only knows what she said to the man to drive him to the brink of insanity.
I think she always felt underused on the show. She is a bitter old crow.
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totally. she not only deserved to get hit, but she should be made to pay compensation for the emotional damage she inflicted, driving that poor man to the brink of insanity.
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When Nicolette first came on the scene in Knots Landing in the early 80's she was hot as hell. I thought she was so cool back then. But she got stunted along the way and would never allow herself to age. Now she looks like a freak!
Wait. This happened going on two years ago and she's just now getting around to suing? And there was no police report made at the time of the supposed battery?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 10:30pm.
Someone should slap ABC for not canceling Desperate Housewives 4 seasons ago! Marc Cherry should be repeatedly bitch slapped for the stupid crap he has churned out the last few years.
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How true!
Please women slap men all the time. All the men whom she has slapped in the past should sue her.
God only knows what she said to the man to drive him to the brink of insanity.
I think she always felt underused on the show. She is a bitter old crow.
But really, who hasn't wished that about Teri Hatcher?
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Desperate Housewives sucks, if only for the fact that is made Eva Longoria way too fucking famous, with her being the suckiest actress on the show and all.
If I remember right, isn't Mark Cherry one of those creepy asses that lived with/does everything for his "mother"?
Those kind always creep me the fuck out.
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The fact that she's waited this long to file a giant suit says to me that somebody's not getting any new work.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
Nicolette seems like a bitch who probably deserved to be slapped. Harry Hamlin said it was a nightmare being married to her.
I used to love her character on DH. I don't know but twenty million seems rather steep for this lawsuit. Maybe she's including income loses if she hadn't been fired.
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