Even Nicolas Cage's Hair Is Going Bankrupt
If Chad Kroeger's over-lubricated hair and Donald Trump's parched straw nest butt fucked on top of Nicolas Cage's head and got stuck....it would look just like this.
Nicolas Cage debuted his new Mickey Rourke-like (delivered with a Loki side-eye) weave at WonderCon in San Francisco, CA yesterday. Nicolas told reporters that he dyed his hair "Florida truck stop hooker" blonde for a movie role. No, the movie role is not The Crypt Keeper. It's for some shit called Drive Angry.
I know Nicolas broker than a Lohan, but he could've put down the Sun-In bottle and called up one of my cousins to bleach his hair the right way. They would've done a better job using a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide and a garden hose. This is some Section 8 weave shit.
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Well, I'z for one iz glad the IRS (infernal revenue service) don't be givin' a dang 'bout nepotism.
Ya'll think this dude would have gotten anywhere in Hollyweird without help from uncle Francis C? I think not.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I wonder if he asked Uncle Francis for a loan. Now he has to sell his homes, collectors items, that private island and more in order to make ends meet.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
I never understand this kind of shit, why patheticly try to keep your 3 strands of hair? Just shave it all off, be bald, get it over with.
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For your health.
Something's off with his hair.
Are those extensions? And what is that fluffy, brillo-ish undergrowth? hmmm
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 9:42am.
I thought he was good in Leaving Las Vegas
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i agree! that movie was agonizing, so painful!
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He WAS sexy a long long time ago. And he made good movies a long long time ago.
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At least his weave looks slightly better than Brit-Shit's. Slightly.
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:35pm.
He was in the recent Werner Herzog "reimagining" version, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. He played the Harvey Keitel bad cop role. He was bat shit crazy in the movie and I loved it.
haahar!! MK's reference to 'bankrupt hair'!!!
"...If Chad Kroeger's over-lubricated hair and Donald Trump's parched straw nest butt fucked on top of Nicolas Cage's head and got stuck...." - MK
i just busted out cracking up hardcore at the office. co-peeps think i need help.
Nic's best movie was "National Treasure." Not because he portrayed someone who had brains. The story was riveting and had Diane Kruger in it. It was simply a good comedic adventure.
Now everyone knows about his bad hair and how self conscious he is about it, but those ears are a real mess! Only Sharon Stone's can compete with those dog gnawed audio collectors! Hell. the lad's uglier than a baboon's ass and about as interesting.
hahhaha
section 8 weave
almost as good as raven tearing up tati's wigs.
still a crazy motherfucker...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Drive IGNUNT should be the name of this new movie.
And you know they did not even have to do much to his own hair to create this follicular fuckery.
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I have liked him in a few movies, mostly the quirky stuff people already mentioned...I loved him in Wild At Heart as well as Raising Arizona & Vampire's Kiss...I just dont understand why he doesnt give up on his natural hair already & shave his head. I dont think he would look any worse than he does now... He can always just wear wigs for his roles which would look so much better overall.
@YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, what part did he play in Bad Lieutenant???
Didnt bother to read article, I hated him after Leaving Las Vegas (which I loved, but he went downhill after that and quick) but this hair is an atrocity, I hope its for a movie part and he quickly dies it back brown, maybe get some hairplugs too Nick, please!?!?
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:46pm.
raisng arizona is the only movie i liked nic cage in...he was in fast times at ridgemont high for less than a minute and he didn't fuk up his lines in that movie either...
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My hubby decided that he would only buy Huggies for our children because that is the brand that H.I. stole from the store in Raising Arizona...that is the last decision I let him make concerning our children. ahahahahahaha! seriously.
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that's where i get my love for huggies too...and i lived in arizona for a while, so it all made sense to me...:)
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I loved reading a quote by Ludacris that pretty much was this -
I pay a lot of taxes. You ain't never going to read about ludacris losing his house because he owes some demn taxes.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:05pm.
that flick truly defies logic at every turn... AND it's got Dave Chappelle... maybe it's not so bad!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
Hey now, on a rainy weekend day, that mess comes on cable and I am glued to the TV...
TEAM BAD MOVIES THAT STILL ROCK, i.e. CON AIR!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:06pm.
TEAM CON AIR!
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quiet down, you!!... you're already working on a "suicide"!!LOL!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:02pm.
Well Good Afternoon Vampire ESE.....
Oh c'mon, the cast in Con Air was epic!!!
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hiya, BB!... i vont to suck your... wait, i'm getting off point here!LOL!
yes, epic cast, but(i think it was to Craig Ferguson) even Malkovich said that flick was shit!!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
TEAM CON AIR!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:54pm.
I liked him in The Rock and Con Air....
But i love those kinds of movies, so, you know.
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i'm gonna have to go ahead and give ya a smack for liking "Con Air"... but know that it is out of love that i do it... *SMACK*
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@ESE...I live in Vegas so I watched "Con Air" being shot down on the Strip. Best part of the movie is the chase at the end, where landmarks that in reality are miles apart are passed right next to each other, and in one part, they double back and go past things they already passed before. Classic!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Well Good Afternoon Vampire ESE.....
Oh c'mon, the cast in Con Air was epic!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
...however, Nicky DID eat a live cockroach in "Vampire's Kiss" (actually he did it twice) so maybe there's some redeeming something in there somewhere.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:54pm.
I liked him in The Rock and Con Air....
But i love those kinds of movies, so, you know.
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i'm gonna have to go ahead and give ya a smack for liking "Con Air"... but know that it is out of love that i do it... *SMACK*
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:30pm.
Mr M HOW COULD YOU?! He's one of the worlds worst ever actors.
TITS! You are 100% correct. Somehow, for some reason known only to Satan, I remembered that Nicky appeared in (ahem) "Captain Corelli's Mandolin". I've hated Cage since his uber-bizarre squeaky-voiced performance in "Peggy Sue Got Married". I was just pointing out that his reckless spending has ruined him, since he is well on the way to what used to be called "box office poison".
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I liked him in The Rock and Con Air....
But i love those kinds of movies, so, you know.
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:46pm.
raisng arizona is the only movie i liked nic cage in...he was in fast times at ridgemont high for less than a minute and he didn't fuk up his lines in that movie either...
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My hubby decided that he would only buy Huggies for our children because that is the brand that H.I. stole from the store in Raising Arizona...that is the last decision I let him make concerning our children. ahahahahahaha! seriously.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:46pm.
he was in fast times at ridgemont high for less than a minute and he didn't fuk up his lines in that movie either...
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he didn't HAVE any lines in that, did he?... i thought he was just "guy with Coppola last name meets Judge Reinhold at car"... now i have to watch "Fast Times" again... i feel as if i now have to thank you!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
@letinstar: did you ever see "The Lord of War?" That was a good movie, and he actually did a good job in it, but mostly I agree with you, yeah.
He was actually really good in Adaptation, Matchstick Men and Bad Lieutenant.
raisng arizona is the only movie i liked nic cage in...he was in fast times at ridgemont high for less than a minute and he didn't fuk up his lines in that movie either...
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If Chad Kroeger's over-lubricated hair and Donald Trump's parched straw nest butt fucked on top of Nicolas Cage's head and got stuck....it
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OhFLOL!
Britney and Cage are buying their hair at the same flea market. How sad.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:30pm.
(raising arizona comes to mind)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p4lIqrd9NM&feature=related
that's all i have to say about that!LOL!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
justincase yes Moonstruck!!! another one I forgot
Raising Az
PSgM
Leaving Las Vegas
Moonstruck
any others?
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I will love Nicolas Cage forever, despite his long list of crappy movies, for his role in Raising Arizona.
Back when Tim Burton first announced he'd be 're-imagining' Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Nic's name was being mentioned a lot as a possibility for Willy Wonka. At the time, I thought that was ridiculous. But looking now at these photos I am forced to say that he DOES bear a striking resemblence to Gene Wilder/GW's Willy Wonka. (sorry Gene, please forgive me)
Mr M HOW COULD YOU?! He's one of the worlds worst ever actors. Proof here: http://tv.gawker.com/5408578/nicolas-cage-the-worst-actor-of-his-generat...
Granted he's been in some good movies - movies that were only good IN SPITE OF HIM! (raising arizona comes to mind)
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He reminds me of a person who knows they're not very smart, keeps fighting it and is puzzled why they're not very smart.
Embrace your stupidity Nic - you'll be less annoying!
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I liked him in "Moonstruck"; strangely complimentary to Cher.
It was evident that Cage was in financial trouble when he sold one of the three known copies of a rare movie poster for Lugosi's 1931 "Dracula" a year or so ago (opening bid was $350K). The shit he's reportedly "collected" over the years (dinosaur skull, anyone?) has undoubtedly forced him into the terrible movies he makes these days to pay the bills. I kept wondering if his wig in "Ghost Rider" was fire-retardant because his acting was so wooden he was threatening to burst into flames any second.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
so... is he making a movie about Trey Parker's life?... this could be interesting
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
whoa whoa whoa...who is telling people that these busted weaves look good? That looks like the leftover cellophane grass leftover from my daughter's Easter basket. Not cute.
I love this dog faced bastard so much but that is really bad hair.
He also had a very short cameo in the original Terminator (he was standing next to the punker who got his still beating heart shown to him). IIRC
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Nasty ass weave, girlfriend should have hooked up with the gay that works on Beyonce's shit.
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The man did Leaving Las Vegas. I have no choice but to give him a pass.
I can't stop laughing at this picture.