Thursday, April 8th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Taylor Kitsch (29)
Kirsten Storms (26)
Katee Sackhoff (30)
Anouk (35)
Patricia Arquette (42)
Robin Wright Penn (44)
Biz Markie (46)
Julian Lennon (47)
Izzy Stradlin (48)
John Schneider (50)
Kane Hodder (55)
Brenda Russell (61)
Vivienne Westwood (69)
Betty Ford (92)
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OH EM GEE TAYLOR IS PERFECT AGE NUMBER FOR MOIII
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¿donde está machín?
Taylor is heterosexual and hotter than HELL.
I ♥ you, Julian Lennon. Happy, happy birfday!
*sigh*
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Betty Ford is still alive?! For god sakes.
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HB Kane Hodder! No more Jason, please.
omg Biz Markie is fuckin old....we're all getting old:(
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Taylor just totally made my day!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:37am.
Taylor is a homosexual!
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Is anyone heterosexual in your opinion?
@ DianaDeath -Happy Birthday, yay!
Happy bday to Ms. Westwood and her bad ass - I would like to own at least one of her dresses in my lifetime. *Sigh*
Muchisimas gracias!
more fucked-up shit @
www.myspace.com/msdianadeath
The hobo hat and his joker smile ruins it for me.
Taylor is a homosexual!
Fuck yes! This is my first time reading "Birthday Sluts" on my own bday, so I'm beyond happy to learn that I share it w/Vivienne Westwood and the diabolical Biz Markie! I already knew about and loved Julian Lennon, Patricia Arquette, and Izzy Stradlin. Thanx for the nice way to start my day, MK!
more fucked-up shit @
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WHO IS DAT??? He is fine azz hell!!!! Damn...
*licking the screen*
Lots of nice birfdays today...
vivienne!!!! westWOOD!
and biz markie (you got what i need baby).
happy birthday.
(also robin wright - move on, honey! it's your birthday!)
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Happy Birthday to the sexy Canadian guy.
HB Anouk - I'm more and more surprised by your taste in music, MK - and HB to those whores except that shirtless douchebag.
HB to all Dlisters born today too. Keep it classy horz.
Happy birthday Brenda Russell.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:07am.
Does he not kinda look like a bulked up Jackson? Yum and yum.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
HB Betty Ford.
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME! (said with a extreme drunken slur,leaning forward at an angle while poking someone in the chest with your index finger)
My friend who lives in Austin almost went to jail for trying to molest this kid when he was filming Friday Night Lights. And no, she isn't ashamed. hahaha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Dayum is right. Delicious.
But whay are his tits looking at me like that?
Happy Birthday Tim Riggins!!! I lurve yew!
Also happy birthday to RWP, Biz Markie, and the rest of you hos.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZZY!!!!!!!!!! And all the other Birthday Sluts :o)
Happy birthday Bo Duke! I do not know who the guy in the pic is, I think shirtless pic of John Schneieder next to the General Lee would have been so much better.... but that is probably just me.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
HB Biz Markie! ♪♪♪YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED!♪♪♪
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Hel-lo, birthday boy...
Jill-the-ripper~Now I will be singing that song all day! Happy birthday, Julian!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:52am.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:48am.
"'fuckeroonie' is now gonna be my word for the day... that's just all kinds of awesome!
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Heh heh... glad you like it, ESE :o)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Happy birthday Betty Ford!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
no clue who this is but he has a nice smile. yum.
Who is this shirtless loser?
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
Put a shirt on, fucker.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Happy Birfday, all, especially Kirsten Storms!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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He is cuuuuuute!
It's Tim Riggins!!! He is the hotness- and a recurring character in my masturbatory fantasies.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 7:48am.
Holy fuckeroonie, MK. If you're atoning for your recent CT-rice-leg fiasco with that hotness, I fully accept!
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"fuckeroonie" is now gonna be my word for the day... that's just all kinds of awesome!
OT: happy b-day, Robin Wright Penn... she's purdy
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"I don't know
I don't know
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the volcano blow"
Holy fuckeroonie, MK. If you're atoning for your recent CT-rice-leg fiasco with that hotness, I fully accept!
JAYSUS... :oD
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I'm old because I don't know who he is---but DAYUM! Let me light yo barfday candles!
And @jill-the-ripper
Yes. According to my records Julian Lennon is still sitting on a pebble by the river playing guitar. I'm not sure when, or if, he will ever finish up there
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Happy B-day, Biz Markie!
The absolute BEST song to sing along with while sitting on your front steps, sipping a 40:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyd7qFTsT8
Holy cow Julian Lennon is my same age. I feel so old now! I thought he was still sitting on a pebble by the river playing guitar.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST DESIGNERS IN THE WORLD: Ms. Vivienne Westwood, Diva Extraordinaire....(bows down to her feet)
Happy B'day rest of y'all!! ENJOY!
Special wishes to Robin Wright Penn (this bitch has endured with the most difficult prick of a partner)
Biz Markie (old school fat fool)- She's just a Friend
Julian Lennon (son of a legend)
Brenda Russell (if for nothing else, her voice)
And die already Betty Ford, you alcoholic bitch, and the prices at your rehab are disgusting, fuck you, you are supposed to be helping people, not just the rich junkies, us poor ones too!!! 92, she lived long enough.
WOW - I forgot Betty Ford was still around... good for her, I guess.
John Schneider is only 50? He looks like John Edwards on his wiki page, hmm..
Sexay! I should watch more action films.
and...
I guess people don't get born on this day much anymore....
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"
Oh, Taylor Kitsch, come scratch my itsch. HB to Betty Ford, I'm pretty sure I should check into her place after all the Tequila Sours last night!
Edit: Yes, I first said Betty White..D'oh?!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
I just read he played the Langley Hornets....
*gets her foldable piano out*
Let's some sweet music, Taylor!
Who dat? Mmmmmm!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
I would like my surname to be kitsch. How fitting. Happy B-day to Kitschykitsch and Vivs and Trish! :D
Nice nips. Nomnomnom
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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget
Yes. Fucking. Please.
Or, better yet: Fucking. Yes, please!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover