JLo's Singing Voice SANS FARDS

JLo's must have ass queefed into the wrong bitch's bowl of Cream of Wheat, because somebody has leaked a clip of her singing a cover of "Enough is Enough " in the studio without any effects.

Even the thought of listening to JLo singing au naturale makes my ears want to split like a daughter walking in on her mother with a finger in the oatmeal craisin cookie jar, but this clip could be a lot worse. Don't get me wrong, Celine Dion's vommy barfs sound better than this, but my ears are still attached to my head.

And after the jump is the NSFJ (not safe for Jesus) visual of a daughter walking in on her mother with a finger in the oatmeal craisin cookie jar. It's just what you needed today, I know. JUMP!

(Thanks Ren)

Posted by: Michael K

•

Jennifer Lopez • SANS FARDS

Submitted by gee_gee on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:10am.

Oh. See, I had not planned on going to church today even though Jesus died for our sins. What with me being a heathen and having already punched my ticket to the third circle of hell and all.

But I am seriously reconsidering making my self right with God. Because there was nothing right about that. Any of it. I just...WOW.

Submitted by RecessVillain on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:09am.

IF you watch them at the same time it's like Dark Side meets OZ.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain

Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:10am.

Do any of you guys remember the the multi-storied blind @ CDAN about the big-time singing star that was actually dubbed over by some other lady? The star freaked when she found out what the other lady looked like [not pretty enough, maybe fat (?)] - and the chick quit her secret gig. So the star has been left in the lurch in recent years...

Anyhoo, JLo was always on my top list of suspects for that one, but after hearing this, Imma cross her off - yeah, she was messing up, but honestly, I expected it to be a whole lot worse.

*****
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?"
-my 11 yr-old son, upon seeing a recent picture of Brad Pitt (yes, my kid IS the awesome)

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:09am.

My dog literally howled!

P.S- THANKS FOR THAT DISGUDTING VIDEO!

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:07am.

Submitted by speakit on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:28am.
Submitted by justice on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:19am.
The music industry is a money making joke. They almost rub it in your face with stuff like this.

_______________________________

Really. I've heard my singing voice recorded and I sound better than that (that's not sayin much).

AND I have a bigger ass.
****************************
When I read this "it" moved.

What can I say? Bad singers are a turn on. lol

==============================================
I don't lie. But the truth can be made up if you know how to do it.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:05am.

- JLo obviously hasn't paid any attention to
chocolaterain-guy. You don't inhale into the mic!

- Why is that ho wearing stockings and stilletos? I
thought stuff like that only turned guys on? Makes
you wonder what really does go in women's minds...

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:04am.

I am not going to ruin my Sunday by watching (listening to) either video. But JLo never could sing so I'm not sure why anyone thinks she's had some kind of miraculous turnaround.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.

http://www.modestneeds.org/

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:03am.

The sound of JLo and the sight of Meemaw are enough to make Jesus go back to the tomb screaming, "I quit this bitch!"

"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"

Submitted by MooseMama on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:02am.

did she not practice this song before going into the studio? studio time is not cheap, you'd think you'd already know if you could sing the notes of the song or not, its not ike she had to come up with notes herself since this is a remake, instead they probably just spliced the parts where she didnt totally screw up and made a whole song, what a waste

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Inside of every cynic is sunshine and rainbows just bursting to come out