Eli Roth Is Going To Tell Your Mom!
Eli Roth must be addicted in a bad way to the taste of Peaches Geldof's rotten compote, because he has written a creepafied open letter on his MySpace page to the mother of Ben Mills, the Reddit user who posted about doing the brown and bang with Peaches last November.
Instead of spreading an entire tub of Desitin on his hurt butt, Eli dug up shit from Ben's past (fair enough) and threw it at Mrs. Mills. Not only did Eli pretty much call Mrs. Mills a shit mother, but he also posted the links to Ben's mother's Facebook and Twitter pages. Stalking your mom and making her cry: Eli has an app for that!
That's right. Don't fuck with Eli's piece of the moment or tattle on you to your mom. The open letter is after the jump. Yes, this pathetic shit is real. JUMP!
A letter to Meredith Bluett-Mills, mother of "thatcoolguyben."
April 2nd, 2010
To: Meredith Bluett-Mills
From: Eli Roth
Re: Your son Ben
Dear Meredith,
You don't know me, but my name is Eli Roth, and I am the boyfriend of a young woman named Peaches Geldof. Her name might ring a bell, as your son Ben recently wrote a sick, hurtful story about her that is now causing tremendous damage. If you do know Peaches, like many in America you probably know her from the gossip blogs as the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof. However, in the United Kingdom people have been reading her newspaper columns and magazine articles since the time she began writing professionally at age 13. If you lived in England you'd also know her as not just a television presenter and fashion model, but you might have seen one of her three documentaries that aired on British television, the first of which she produced when she was 15 years old. I realize this might be difficult for you to comprehend, as your 23 year old son Ben was expelled from Drew University and so far as I can tell makes a living as an "artist", but Peaches accomplished all of this before the age of 21. Perhaps a need for attention at any cost drove Ben to write such a destructive story, but upon closer examination, I believe there is something much darker at work with your son.....
Your son Ben appears to have a deeply troubled past with women, as internet searches show he was accused of holding a girl hostage at knifepoint in a dorm room, and was then later was accused of witness tampering in the ensuing trial. Whether you choose to believe it or not, your son Ben is a liar. There are photos of Ben drunk with Peaches, and he concocted a racy story which involved them using heroin. I know you are quite familiar with how young adults can be irresponsible when alcohol is involved, as your son Jacob, who is the same age as Peaches, was once arrested for public drunkenness (see #3148). Ben posted his heroin-fueled sex story on a message board and then posted topless photos of them together as "proof," and instantly his story was everywhere.
At first Peaches and I thought nothing of the posting - the story was simply too preposterous. Your son's fairy tale culminates with him dazed and vomiting in a sauna at the Scientology Celebrity center, a place notoriously so high security that no non-member would ever be admitted and left alone, let alone a strung out one. But look closely at the specifics of your son's story: he did not pick a drug associated with sex like ecstasy or cocaine, he chose heroin. Why? Because not only has Peaches openly talked about drug use in her past, her mother tragically died from a heroin overdose when Peaches was young. Ben's story becomes much more salacious if he paints Peaches as heading down a similar path. Peaches does not have a squeaky clean image by any means, in fact, she's known for being brutally honest and open about her past mistakes in life. But she has also worked hard to grow up and overcome her troubled past, and is now drug free. Your son took details from Peaches teenage tabloid stories to make the story more believable, no matter how contrary they are to who she is today. Ben used the most painful events from someone's past to make himself famous, and it worked. It's sociopathic. Imagine if I had a photo of Ben with a knife next to a girl and after some internet research posted a story that he had held yet another girl hostage at knifepoint? What if there were new photos of your son Jacob drunk and someone made up a story about how he was drunk in public again, and the press painted him as an alcoholic? Peaches has worked hard to put her mistakes behind her and show she has grown up, and was doing quite well until this insane story came along, and the British press spun it into front page news. Peaches lawyer immediately came out with a statement categorically denying the heroin accusations, but it was too late, your son had already done the damage.
Your son did not just post a false drug story on a message board. He took a bright, intelligent, incredibly creative young writer and damaged her ability to work until people forget about this or dismiss it as nonsense. Not only has your son's horrible lies now painted Peaches as "dangerous" to many who would potentially hire her, but companies like Ultimo Underwear are using this "scandal" as a reason to fire Peaches by saying that she is not a role model for young girls. And for what? Some psychotic story your son made up that people were all too ready to believe because it fell in line with stories from the past. Stories your son clearly read before he made up that post. He knew exactly what he was writing, the details were far too calculated. And that made it all the more destructive. These stories also send a dangerous message to anyone who has ever made a mistake, that no matter how you change someone can make up a sick story about you and everyone will revert to the worst image of your past.
The instantaneous connectivity of the internet spread this venom to newspapers all over the world, so now I am hoping this letter reaches you through the same medium. The night Ben posted the photos a mutual acquaintance called him and asked him to take down the photos and the story, and Ben's response was "Fuck off," so clearly he was not bothered by what he did at the time. Hopefully someone will notify you through by your Facebook page, your son Jacob's Facebook page, through your daughter Gabriella at Tulane, your twitter page, Jacob's twitter page, or one of your Twitter followers, and my words will ultimately reach you. I would send a copy to your at your Palo Alto address that I got from Jacob's arrest on the internet, but I don't know if you reside at that residence anymore. I would even ask the blogs and newspapers who were more than happy to run rampant with Ben's insane story to reprint my letter in its entirety in the hopes you see it. Maybe by examining the person your son hurt, he would attempt to be more like Peaches and become an artist beyond hanging himself from meat hooks. Ben writes such creative fiction, he could ask Peaches how she got her book deal. Or perhaps like Peaches he could write for newspapers and magazines published around the globe, although even that's getting difficult for Peaches now that your son has painted her as trouble with a hurtful story fabricated around details from a painful past. I hope you or your other children can help Ben realize the damage he has caused to (yet another?) young woman, and teach him how to behave like a human being. Although considering Ben's past history and recent actions, your record as a mother appears spotty at best. Perhaps you are the source of his anger, in which case I hope you both are able to find happiness without damaging other people's lives.
Sincerely,
Eli Roth
Los Angeles, California
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Submitted by SINIC on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 8:11am.
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Submitted by Shawn_Solo on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 3:27pm.
Oh man! If you ever find yourself saying or writing the words "my gf is drug free now", you need to check straight into codependency rehab, because you got it bad.
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that so reminds me of the ben stiller remake of the heartbreak kid...when he starts to realize he married a crazy ex junkie whore but didnt realize it at the time he married her only after...haaaaa love that stupid movie "parcheesi!!!!"
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Oh man! If you ever find yourself saying or writing the words "my gf is drug free now", you need to check straight into codependency rehab, because you got it bad.
And furthermore... the list of things she has "accomplished" is just so preposterous. If my dad was a "sir", I think I might have accomplished a bit more by my 18th bday as well. But hey, the author of "Hostel" must know talent when he sees it!
Pretentious jizzbags like Eli love to write oh-so-crafted tirades to the people that have offended them. (I've gotten a few) The whole point is the reaction but they never stop to think that the person getting it either won't give a shit, or have the reaction to it they are hoping for. That's bad enough, but the MOM? The siblings??? The backhanded "I got your address on the internet and so can anyone else that wants to, hint hint" (For what, I don't know)
The latest in Peaches' mistakes. He's psychotic.
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Rambling, "I kinda maybe know where you live" craziness aside--does anyone else think it's incredibly sweet that Eli is defending Peaches so vehemently? That's his woman, for Xenu's sake!!! Call me crazy and send me to Purif, but I like these two together.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 6:42am.
Ohhhh I wasnt aware Eli Roth was some dumb ass kid in high school.
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LOL! High school? Aren't you giving him too much credit?
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HAHA yeah proably so
""i wanna take u to a gay bar a gay bar""
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Eli Roth, you sir are fucking stupid
I remember Eli Roth on Chelsea Lately and he came off as a nut! Why doesn't Roth go after Sir Bob Geldof for raising such a classy daughter? Why go after his skank's ex one-night stand's mother? How pathetic and childish.
Does she sprinkle the meth in her cha cha too for him to go so gaga over her crazy ass?!
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does anyone remember in cabin fever extras that crazy little blond boy in the movie who goes off and bites the teenage kids in danger..for some odd reason there is an extra of him doing kung fu with chaco sticks (spelled wrong i know)but the background music is some metal song that keeps repeating "i wanna take u to a gay bar a gay bar" over and over again me and my gay loved it loved it!!! also Eli does a small cameo as a stoner type hiker out with his dog and gets the teenage kids in danger high...and he was SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! not so cute anymore but still kinda cute if he wasnt into little girls and shit and he didnt grease his hair all estupid like that....anyway we always got a gay vibe from him not sure why i guess the gay bar song didnt help either!! haa
Submitted by LASux on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 2:46am.
Eli Roth is one gross jew.
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While I agree that he's gross, I fail to see what being Jewish has to do with it.
Eli Roth is one gross jew.
that is RICH. maybe instead of scolding one of Peaches' many one night stands' mums, he should scold Peaches'...oh, that's right, he can't because she was doing the same stupid shit and it cost her her bloody life. you know you're a winner when you have to defend your whorish girlfriend's latest drug-fueled sex scandal. hope you're using protection when you're caning that trashy slag!
Dear Eli, whilst it's totally tubular and awesome you're defending your young girlfriend, you're totally creeping the fuck out of me.
Like, ya know, the creepy foster dad on Medium the other night who told the foster girl that he'd take care of her if she took care of him.
Eli, I'll give you this. You're shit may sound more impressive and intellectual, it's still CREEPY shit.
Love...FSCG
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hey hey, i'm sure peaches was too involved with herself.
her involvement with heroin and easy guys, should we keep a blind eye?
you can't blame eli, he's like pulp fiction lite
Is this Roth on something? He should get some help. What a load of RUBBISH! Peaches Geldhof needed Mr. Roth to write this for her because she is too dumb to read or write herself. Mr Roth, you must be confusing England with some phantasy land. Peaches Geldhof is in England known as an untalented, attention seeker, being offered a lot of chances because of her father's fame. Yet always ending in BS.She is full of sh*t, and Mr. roth does not sound any better. Keep that druggie in the US, no one wants her here in the UK.
She's a sloppy drugged out slut, he's a controling psycho (btw, nice "I'm a psycho" face, dude). He's pissed off because the only piece of ass he's ever had went off in a drunken/drugged state & fucked some no-name; she let him take naked pics of her & preferred fucking a no-name to eli. Now that he's got his piece of ass back, he claims he must "defend her honor", when in truth he's attacking the dude because she prefers to spread her legs for him. And how does he do it? He writes an attack letter to the dude's "mommy". What a pussy...
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What she doesn't understand about this whiney little bitch is that when they break up, and they will, he is going to spill every little thing that she ever told him in confidence. And it'll STILL be too long and boring to bother reading.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Something is wrong with this dude.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
That Ben guy wanted to be famous for having sex with Peaches AND letting the world know all the details. I'm sure he wasn't thinking about his or Peaches' family when he talked about that one night stand. The letter is dumb but there are no victims here, it's the price of wanting to make your private life public.
I really don't know Peaches, it sounds like she's famous for no reason but that doesn't stop tabloids from attacking her and making fun of her sad life, so I guess she has a lot in common with Ben's mom, she's going to be ridiculed and perhaps even stalked for being related to a 'famous' person.
What a complete an utter cock, I'm from the uk and round here Peaches is mainly known as a std raddled drug addicted little slag - ha ha eli just lost what little credibility he had. This girl is a joke, have you ever heard her speak?! stupid slag and creepy eli - she fucked a guy whilst off her face let him take nekkid pics - own it bitch, accept it and move on... Her father doesn't seem bothered yet eli the creep feels the need to write to the guys mother - what a complete and utter cock!
Don't know about the mum, but Eli, Peaches and douche bag one night stand just deserve each other. Who gives a fuck about them?
Leave Mum alone - she ain't responsible for what her nasty offspring does - God if my mum was at fault for all my sins...where is there sense in that??
Peaches is a no-name useless filthy slut, BF is effin' wierd, and one night stand is just a dirty little useless shite. Please go-away, all three of you.
I am posting this again in hopes Eli Roth's People read this!
Mr. Roth:
I think ur an incredibly immature douchebag for pulling this stunt.
Although u are old enough to be Druggie Peaches aka "dyson's" father, this bullshit childish stunt just shows that maturity is not defined by age.
U are obviously upset that u have to explain to YOUR MOTHER WHY U ARE DATING A DRUG ADDICT 21 YEAR OLD.
What the fuck, Peaches has and will always be known as a druggie.
Bitch please, stop with this bullshit stalker stuff... stick to what u know before your immaturity drags u up Peaches nose/veins/lungs/whatever else.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 9:44am.
However, in the UK she is known as a DRUGGY SLUUUUUUUUUUUT who does nothing on TV or ANYWHERE! What a dick. Did he believe every word she told him? Thats love for ya!
Aside from that, yep, you know whats coming.....i'd pork her *hangs desperate head*
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Bitch is relevant because of her daddy's accomplishments and living off his wealth and fame. If her name wasn't Geldof she'd be a nobody. This is an ugly ho with zero accomplishments, as unworthy of attention as Tila or any other famewhore. And I don't doubt that she'd do drugs anywhere if given the chance.
And this Eli guy is so freaking ugly and has only done B movies that aren't even original. It's not strange that he'd date a stupid fameho in order to dispel all those gay rumors surrounding him.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:34am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:33am.
UK people don't like Peaches.
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For someone so highly allergic, Eli sure is a pot head, but with no humor. The Ben dude responded, it's on Gawker, he isnt taking it seriously at all, makes me like the douche.
Eli is a little too fucking old to be tattle-telling. Although judging from his acting and movies he does come off as an immature fucker. He still seemed like a decent guy though, but now that Scientology is somehow involved that bitch has now been tainted.
And may I say her tattoos are fucking fugly as fuck, whoever thinks vines with daisies pasted over looks good doesn't deserve to even have skin.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:33am.
UK people don't like Peaches.
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UK people don't like Peaches. I should know.. I live here! Fucking Eli...??
"Her mother tragically died of a heroin overdose"??...Her mother abused heroin on a regular basis, how is that tragic?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 9:44am.
However, in the United Kingdom people have been reading her newspaper columns and magazine articles since the time she began writing professionally at age 13. If you lived in England you'd also know her as not just a television presenter and fashion model, but you might have seen one of her three documentaries that aired on British television, the first of which she produced when she was 15 years old.
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However, in the UK she is known as a DRUGGY SLUUUUUUUUUUUT who does nothing on TV or ANYWHERE! What a dick. Did he believe every word she told him? Thats love for ya!
Aside from that, yep, you know whats coming.....i'd pork her *hangs desperate head*
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OMG thank you! I brought this up PAGES ago and I was dying for someone from the UK to weigh in. THANK YOU! Exactly what I was saying....
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Glad to hear things are looking up for you! I remember you had that nasty boarder/roommate who drove you crazy and you couldn't get rid of him.
Is the arm you broke totally fine now?
I don't want to read his letter and I don't like his creepy mc creepy face so I can't google him. can someone please tell me what the fuck an eli roth is?
You've got to be cruel to be kind.
Happy Fertility Rites! Creepyb perv 38 yr old still giving us his freaky stare with his young little junkie scientologist. Too bad he didnt have anyone to clue him in on her and her past, the UK hates her, she was run out of NYC and landed in first Ben's crotch now this idiot pervy guy. Even Qunetin didnt tell him , it seems. He had someone call Ben to threaten him to take down the pics, when Gawker put them up he emailed them and said it was bullshit and now he went to the Mommy, what a LOSER! But what would we have to make fun of this weekend if not these 2 nothings? She was run out of the UK, make a laughing stock of herself, same in NYC now LA! Peaches is on a roll!
I can't help but wonder if MK's title over here had anything to do with Eli seeing the light *snicker* That would be funny moment I'd love to be a fly on the wall for...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:45am.
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happy easter to you rascal (and everyone else too)...things are actually starting to go good. i wasn't on d-listed for awhile because of moving, health issues etc...i am back though!! i finally moved from SF to a nicer, cheaper apartment right across the bay in oakland. the weather is much better !!! i see the sun more than 2 day a month!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:39am.
happy wabbit day, happy kitty!!
o.k., now i really gotta turn off the ringer on the phone and go a snoozin'!!
happy Easter to all!
OT: can you imagine... i still have yet to read the open letter?... shocking, i know!!
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:43am.
Enid, I think Strap has the hots for you.
You are sexually ambiguous and repulsive. That's his type.
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Happy Easter, kokoskitten! xoxoxo
I haven't seen you in ages! How are you? Hope all is well with you. Still in San Francisco?
Enid, I think Strap has the hots for you.
You are sexually ambiguous and repulsive. That's his type.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:37am.
Why are there 800 comments on this thread?
Did I miss something?
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it basically turned into a free for all open post with the multiple crazy topics going on at the same and everybody bored and scattered all over the place...
No, Enid missed that. Strapola is just jellus of Enid's nipples. Enid has three, you know.
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Submitted by Enid R. Lipschitz on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:35am.
How is Sherry today? Enid saw Strap and Lory last night.
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I'm okay. Still tired. How are you?
yeah, strap and lory post on the main quite a bit.
Did you see strap's nipples? Dey is harrrrd
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 9:44am.
Aside from that, yep, you know whats coming.....i'd pork her *hangs desperate head*
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And I thought the fact that I wanted to bone Mickey Rourke was desperate.
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Happy Easter! xoxoxoxo
Why are there 800 comments on this thread?
Did I miss something?
How is Sherry today? Enid saw Strap and Lory last night.
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I bet you are popular, ESE! I'd call you. ;)
Hi Enid.