Friday, April 2nd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 1st!
Carrot Top's seldom seen brother, Salad Bottom. - Torgotronic
Runners-up:
Stupid Vegan zombies, shambling around moaning "grains, GRAAAINS!" - Team Valtrex
The free clinic warned Jesse that his genital wart outbreaks could have a cauliflower-like appearance, but this is goddamn ridiculous. - SlutBuster
On the next "Intervention" - we meet the stoner son of the Jolly Green Giant. - TheGoldenBoyNC
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"Salad Bottom" ... LMFAO... excellent!
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LMFAO everyone, esp. Salad Bottom & GRAIIIIIINNNSSSS!!! Too GD funny! XXoo
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Congrats guys!! TV, that was my fave. *flash*
Good gawd, y'all are funny.
Congrats!
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rock your FACE
Congrats to all winners!
♥ ♥ ♥ Team Valtrex ♥ ♥ ♥
Well done everyone! Happy Friday!
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**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
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GRAIIIINNNSSSS! I knew it!! :)
Congroots all winners.
LMAO AT ALL!! They were great! Congrats peeps!!
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Congrats to TV, LOL
and all the funny winners!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Yay! These were all really funny!!!
You've got to be cruel to be kind.
Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:11am.
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Damn gurl, your avvie is freaking me out (in a nice way:) - it only changes when I move my mouse! I thought I was going crazy.
♥ Threadkilla!
Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"
Congrats to all, especially TV!!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Must have been tough to choose, there were so many great captions. Congrats ever'body!
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
Congrats funny winners!
and a double LOL for "grains! GRAAAINS!" LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"
Haha I called it, Torgotron was the obvious winner! Cuntgrats!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 1:27am.
There is nothing we can do for him, he is a vegetable now. Lettuce leaf him in peace.
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AHHAAA
After spending an entire day downloading corn off the internet, Jorge was so tired that he took a leek on the carpet.
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"Tony, you're a bed wetting cootinaire, who can't stop talking about animal crackers!" ~MK
Concerned with healthy eating, Ronald McDonalds replacement Brock Lee, was just too tired to answer reporters.
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I went to put bleu cheese on it and it pissed in my eye. The hell...
There is nothing we can do for him, he is a vegetable now. Lettuce leaf him in peace.
please, god, not the juicer....
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
This is the reason why people should wear condoms...
Another unfortunate victim of the Salad Shooter.
Who said you are what you eat? Just leaf me alone.
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Forget the brazillian. Forget the landing strip. If you want to look sexy, go for the alfalfa sprout triangle!
Check out those 6 Mac(intosh) Abs.
Haha! I can't believe you posted this, I'm very proud... This was my "food project" for school. It's called "Veggin' Out"..
Yes, I do have x-rated cucumber pics.. The stuff on my man's crotch are alfalfa sprouts, and it just so happens to be his birthday today, so thanks, Michael, for makin our day!!
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Carrot Top was trying to be discreet..
"I suggest you pull the plug, or he'll be vegetables for the rest of his life."
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"I can resisit everything but temptation. "
The breakroom at Whole Foods could use some sprucing up.
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"I can resisit everything but temptation. "
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:00pm.
Definately a Grower
Bwahahahaha! Perfect. ♥
this is why mama says don't go vegan
His mom calls him the "fruits and vegetables of my lions."
Jeffrey Dahmer's first course.
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I pray that there is an eggplant peen.
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Good thing I brought my Cialis and Beano.
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Wow, there actually is a subscriber to GOOP.
Cabbage Patch Teens are so Emo.
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Mr. Slim Goodbody's distant cousin.
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a plant Sim haha
When I answered the "Toss My Salad" post from CraigsList, I never thought I would walk into this.
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Gumbys long lost fraternal twin, Gumbo!
I am woman... hear me bitch!
Tired of being called a fruit, Eduardo set out to prove that he was the exact opposite.
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