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Morning rant.

What in the fuck is this about Happy Meals and Kids Meal will have to lose their toys and Ronald McDonald and other characters from food chains are fired because they make kids FAT? WTF!

What about Chick-fila (sp?) they give away informational toys.

What the hell is next? The Rice Krispie guys get unemployment because kids love Cocoa Krispies? Cartoons won't be able to mention any food at all in shows?

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who comes to a fucking blog to get recognized!

Thanks, Cappy!

Y'all know I enjoy relating the stories of my life, but this most recent one was humiliating, with the bartender observing my comings and goings from the hotel (WHICH I PAID FOR!) knowing that I had assumed we'd continue to hook up...and he shut that down.

I was really upset, to have to experience that rejection on vacation, but it takes two to tango, I shouldn't have fucked the help.

I could have bagged a bartender at another hotel, I wouldn't have had to face him.

Just another sign of my laziness, I suppose!

Speaky, have a great day tomorrow, I enjoyed our chat tonight!

Centy xo

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

FU Jizzball, stop ignoring my texts asshole

I'm out too. night cappy and centy!

and jack, who's prolly passed out on his keyboard.

'nite all. im out. cant keep eyes open. you all know who im shoutin out to!! it's all good. (for now)

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:32am.
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damn. wow. you seriously caused a brain-paralysis there w/ that one of the mex bartender. no words.

probs gonna get flamed, but this the current, manipulative and skillfull/slutfull social/behavioral dynamics, folks, regularly perpetuating.

shit. the least peeps can do is be semi-upfront and retain dignity. but no. of course most coward out.

Centaur, you a DLister - we have qualities that are hard to come by. he lost out. enough said. *hugs*

FB

mah hair will be tight, yo!

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:22am.
So I chose possible skin cancer and vanity over my discomfort and health

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as any woman should!! *picks at calluses on feet from wearing heels*

Beauty is painful sometimes centy. this is true.

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:20am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:14am.

Were you here last night when I was discussing being blown off by the Mexican bartender?
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uh, NOOOOO, the hell did i miss (developed the shakes from a complete lack of logging on the D for a few nights last week_

first off, was mex bartender intelligent? second, hot? third, the hell happened? loved to know more about this multi
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LOL...okay, we talked about this alot either last night or the night before, so quick recap...Playa last week for me, bartender at my hotel, bartender wildly flirting, not really cute but sexy, unfortunately gold tooth, not into it, then suddenly, INTO IT! I like the bad boys/ bartenders....

So I ask him if he's married, has a girlfriend, NO!

I make him wait three nights, then up to my room, the usual, I'm there three more nights, HE BLEW ME OFF!! He would NOT COME TO MY ROOM for the last 3 nights! I was furious...I just assumed his services came with the hotel amenities....

I found out from my new friend that he is 35 with a wife, 6 kids, a grandchild and was madly in love with an 18 year old maid at my hotel, MY MAID, who I tipped a shitload, and they are probably having dinner on me right now!!!!!!

Will my humiliation never end....:)

Btw, he was the best fuck I've ever had, so that really didn't make me happy...AT ALL!

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

thank you for fucking the world, jack. I happen to live in it, so I just got a piece. woot!

ok, someone help jack get to bed cuz I don't think he's gonna make it.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:13am.

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:00am.
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flmao. gottdang, i'm all for working a beach bar off the jamaican or grecian or spanish coast SPEAKS!! you coolz n shit. ace in my book. *hugs n smiles* though, do love me some mens for realz. it'd have to be an open relationship LOFLLLLLL. *scanning Orbitz for airfare rates*

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um... okay I have a confession. I was just gonna be a faux lez to get to jamaica and then leave you for a hot rastafarian. sorry bout that.. we can still be friends. :P
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peRRRFFEECcttt!!!! no confession needed, Speaks, babe, we be friends AND partayin hoz. bank on it! ♥ good times!!

*sticks dick out the winfdow and fucks the WORLD*
*goes to bed*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:14am.

MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIPPLEZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Lookit mah nipples, dey iz harrrdddd.

G'nite.

hors.
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"...our little life is rounded by a sleep [and hard nipplez] -- Shakespeare's The Tempest (w/ a credit to bambity bam)

speakme - no, h9oneuy, Im not... just had too much cotton canfy. *sheepish grin*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:11am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:03am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:52pm.

I have a really big head.

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ME TOO! well ya know we have to have something to hold our really big brains. :P

I totally got on a hat kick this past fall. I bought like 4. roots growing in? hat frizzy hair day? hat too damn tired to wash hair? hat

hat and a braid.. I think I spent half of fall and winter that way
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LOL...you are really cracking me up tonight!

Seriously, I take after my dad...his head is so big he has to have baseball caps custom made!

I'm not that bad, but I hate baseball caps, they look awful on me, but would have been great in the car and I woudn't have minded wearing other hats in the car, but you know the way the back of the hats crushes against the headrest, so uncomfortable.

So I chose possible skin cancer and vanity over my discomfort and health, is anyone who has known Centy for awhile in any way surprised! :)

I have no doubt your noggin is packed with brains, Speaky, but I have often wondered and kidded with my friends what the hell is wandering around in mine!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:14am.

Were you here last night when I was discussing being blown off by the Mexican bartender?
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uh, NOOOOO, the hell did i miss (developed the shakes from a complete lack of logging on the D for a few nights last week_

first off, was mex bartender intelligent? second, hot? third, the hell happened? loved to know more about this multi-faceted, multi-directional story of yours, sweets!

Jack, honey, are you drunk?

Oh hell yea, speakit, PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

*canr hold head up*
night night mjuther muther WHOOP~!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:07am.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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you didn't say "please". how rude.

I'm doin my hair like that on easter.

ubmitted by speakit on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:11am.

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:03am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:52pm.

I have a really big head.
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TEAM BIG BRAINS/CRANIAL REGIONS
BONUS POINTS IF YOU HAVE BIG CRANIUMS AND ARE SLUTZ/PIMPS ON THE D!
EXTRA CREDIT FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED AND POSSESSING STASH OF LIQUOR!

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:58pm.

Cappy!

How funny you remember, of course I didn't give a shit, but I could tell he was humiliated, which pleased me, I cannot deny....
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mah memory is in the superdyduperty confounding range. has been since 2 yrs old (my fogie parents tell me) how you think i do them crazy recaps of the whole OP on some nights?>?

next, more importantly, the stander-upper deserves to be humiliated when you were available to him and he just randomly blew it off. it's all kismit here, folks. Parable of the day is: you don't stand a DListed slut up, you don't mop up vomit. Duh! this is true shit they teach up in the Shaolin Temple way up in Wu Mountain. for realz. mopper needs to get w/ the D Program n shit.

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Yeah, the standing up thing was bad....I didn't even want to go, really, I was like, why am I going out with this kid cashier, but he was cute...but c'mon guy, leave a vm that you need to be with your peeps!

Did I tell you he called at like 8pm on date night and hung up with no message so I called the next day to inquire as to why I had been stood up (just so I could grocery shop in peace, if it had been some random guy I wouldn't have bothered!) and he said he didn't worry about not leaving a message, because he thought "I would have been asleep!"

I guess the nursing home does have early bedtime! :)

Were you here last night when I was discussing being blown off by the Mexican bartender?

There was one fact I did not relate that I was reminded of by a girl I met in Playa del Carmen, we are keeping in touch, she was like, "C'mon, you are too classy for him, he probably lives in a tin shack with a bunch of goats tied in front! AND HE HAS A GOLD TOOTH!!!!"

I had forgotten about that.

After I read that email, I looked around for some cyanide or a gun, but I seemed to be all out. :)

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIPPLEZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Lookit mah nipples, dey iz harrrdddd.

G'nite.

hors.

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I don't lie. But the truth can be made up if you know how to do it.

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:00am.
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flmao. gottdang, i'm all for working a beach bar off the jamaican or grecian or spanish coast SPEAKS!! you coolz n shit. ace in my book. *hugs n smiles* though, do love me some mens for realz. it'd have to be an open relationship LOFLLLLLL. *scanning Orbitz for airfare rates*

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um... okay I have a confession. I was just gonna be a faux lez to get to jamaica and then leave you for a hot rastafarian. sorry bout that.. we can still be friends. :P

LOL capy six - nope
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:03am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:52pm.

I have a really big head.

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ME TOO! well ya know we have to have something to hold our really big brains. :P

I totally got on a hat kick this past fall. I bought like 4. roots growing in? hat frizzy hair day? hat too damn tired to wash hair? hat

hat and a braid.. I think I spent half of fall and winter that way.

um Jack, lurvs, is errythng alright?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Muder fuck!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:58pm.

Cappy!

How funny you remember, of course I didn't give a shit, but I could tell he was humiliated, which pleased me, I cannot deny....
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mah memory is in the superdyduperty confounding range. has been since 2 yrs old (my fogie parents tell me) how you think i do them crazy recaps of the whole OP on some nights?>?

next, more importantly, the stander-upper deserves to be humiliated when you were available to him and he just randomly blew it off. it's all kismit here, folks. Parable of the day is: you don't stand a DListed slut up, you don't mop up vomit. Duh! this is true shit they teach up in the Shaolin Temple way up in Wu Mountain. for realz. mopper needs to get w/ the D Program n shit.

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:52pm.
centy, my son is 16

Yes!!! The last time I went to Panama City Beach to spend time with my dad, I drove his convertible corvette with the top down on front beach road... just cruising... burnt like a crisp.

My nose, forehead and top of my thighs were burnt and cracked so bad when it finally started peeling it came off in big sheets. OMG it was terrible.

and I was wearing sunscreen, I guess I just didn't apply it often enough
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Yay! He is almost old enough to kick out! :)

Just kidding, I know you love your son....I have heard you speak of him often here on Dlisted.

The convertible conundrum...it's terrible. I've had one since I was 28, and I have always been careful to slather myself in sunscreen (a few mishaps like the one you described cowed me into submission) but one thing I never did was wear a hat.

I look like a tool in hats, to the extent that my friends have said to my face, don't wear hats, you are pretty and you look ugly in hats!

I have a really big head.

So...long story...well, long story, my HEAD, especially my part have been burnt to a crisp for the last fifteen years and God only knows what would lurk below if ever I shaved my head!

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:56pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:43pm.

GINGE NEMO (GOVT NAME: 007SPEAKS) how are you and your flaming red mane of gingecessness?

**my dumb ass promised myself id be in bed by 10pm after being up til ungodly hours for the last 10 nights. try getting up (hungover) at 645am for frakin work too. ugh.

good to run into ya on here though =D , before i go (finally damnit!)

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flaming red mane? I like it! :)

I'm really tired but I'm feeling better knowing Easter is almost over. We had shipment that HAD to be out by morning, so we stayed late tonight.

(((hugs))) boy 6:45 comes early, dudn't it? we should just quit our jobs and run off to Jamaica.. listening to the steel drums with the breeze in our hair. We can be bisexual lovahs. *files gap into teeth*
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flmao. gottdang, i'm all for working a beach bar off the jamaican or grecian or spanish coast SPEAKS!! you coolz n shit. ace in my book. *hugs n smiles* though, do love me some mens for realz. it'd have to be an open relationship LOFLLLLLL. *scanning Orbitz for airfare rates*

Cappy!

How funny you remember, of course I didn't give a shit, but I could tell he was humiliated, which pleased me, I cannot deny....

You know me, I'm not overly obvious with my derision, but I did have to pass him on my way to the door, and I said, "God, I hope you're doing a great job...if I slipped, I might have to sue you!"

Then I laughed.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:43pm.

GINGE NEMO (GOVT NAME: 007SPEAKS) how are you and your flaming red mane of gingecessness?

**my dumb ass promised myself id be in bed by 10pm after being up til ungodly hours for the last 10 nights. try getting up (hungover) at 645am for frakin work too. ugh.

good to run into ya on here though =D , before i go (finally damnit!)

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flaming red mane? I like it! :)

I'm really tired but I'm feeling better knowing Easter is almost over. We had shipment that HAD to be out by morning, so we stayed late tonight.

(((hugs))) boy 6:45 comes early, dudn't it? we should just quit our jobs and run off to Jamaica.. listening to the steel drums with the breeze in our hair. We can be bisexual lovahs. *files gap into teeth*

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:45pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:35pm.
Centy bo benty n bouncy Tits in the hizouzzz! got any new BSG on tap, Tits?

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Cappy, do you remember the brat cashier who stood me up for his "peeps" ha! about a month ago?

Well, I was in the store tonight shopping, and there was an announcement, "Peep, cleanup at register 5!"

So, like the mature, adult woman I am, I rushed over to register 5 to checkout and was treated to the site of him cleaning up baby vomit right in front of me with a mop and bucket...
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hHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHLLOOOOOOLLLLL i totally remember that! damn, Fate is a f'n bitch, isn't it!!!?!

did you "accidentally" roll your grocery cart over his cleanup oh so slowly, and then say 'you look familiar...hmm... i think you cleaned up voms regulary here, right, is that how I know you??" LOOOOOOOLLLLL IMA BITCH, CENTAUR YOU BEST HAVE RUBBED THAT SHIT IN, HO! TELL ME YOU DID PLEASE. MAKE BOTH OF OUR DAY N SHIT!!!

centy, my son is 16

Yes!!! The last time I went to Panama City Beach to spend time with my dad, I drove his convertible corvette with the top down on front beach road... just cruising... burnt like a crisp.

My nose, forehead and top of my thighs were burnt and cracked so bad when it finally started peeling it came off in big sheets. OMG it was terrible.

and I was wearing sunscreen, I guess I just didn't apply it often enough.

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:43pm.

GINGE NEMO (GOVT NAME: 007SPEAKS) how are you and your flaming red mane of gingecessness?

**my dumb ass promised myself id be in bed by 10pm after being up til ungodly hours for the last 10 nights. try getting up (hungover) at 645am for frakin work too. ugh.

good to run into ya on here though =D , before i go (finally damnit!)

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:43pm.
hey centy, cappy and tits!

I need to be in bed. only two more days and the easter rush is over. can.not.wait.

and for the first time in weeks I'll have two days off next week. :) and a totally awesome schedule for spending time with my kid. :))

how are y'all?

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Hey, Speaky! I'm glad your hell is almost over! :) I bet your feeling great.

How old is your child?

I'm good, feeling actually really good for the first time in a week, very pleased....

Have any of you ever had a horrible sunburn that ended up peeling?

I haven't for 20 years, until now....it's the most gross thing, but also fascinating...you just sit there peeling yourself and it's impossible to stop.

Sexy!!!

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:35pm.
Centy bo benty n bouncy Tits in the hizouzzz! got any new BSG on tap, Tits?

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Cappy, do you remember the brat cashier who stood me up for his "peeps" ha! about a month ago?

Well, I was in the store tonight shopping, and there was an announcement, "Peep, cleanup at register 5!"

So, like the mature, adult woman I am, I rushed over to register 5 to checkout and was treated to the site of him cleaning up baby vomit right in front of me with a mop and bucket...

I was entirely too pleased!

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

hey centy, cappy and tits!

I need to be in bed. only two more days and the easter rush is over. can.not.wait.

and for the first time in weeks I'll have two days off next week. :) and a totally awesome schedule for spending time with my kid. :))

how are y'all?

Is anyone on the hotseat tonight? (Except please not me!)

I do not know this person.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Centy bo benty n bouncy Tits in the hizouzzz! got any new BSG on tap, Tits?

peep (fuck that 'reference' keeps cracking me up) here

*my dumb as should be getting ot bed, but tomorrow is "slack off Friday" thus, paying homage to the D crew*

TITS!

My favorite avie, back in action!

I love the way I mispelled my siggie, going to fix.

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"I can resisit everything but temptation. "

1 PEEP, reporting for duty....:)

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"I can resisit everything but temptation. "