Rachel Got Paid
Bombshell McGee must be feeling really stupid today since she reportedly only got paid $30,000 to tell-all about her affair with Vanilla Gorilla, and Tiger Woods' main side-piece allegedly pockeded $10 million to say nothing. That's what TMZ claims anyway.
Right after the whole escandalo scandal broke, Rachel Uchitel's lawyer Gloria Allred announced her client would address the Tiger Woods rumors in a press conference. But a cat got Rachel's tongue, and the press conference was canceled at the last minute. TMZ's inside sources say that the cat was actually a check for $10 million. Tiger's people agreed to pay Rachel off if she signed a confidentiality agreement. Rachel could end up getting $1 million more, or $1 million less, depending on future situations.
Apparently, a few of Tiger's other tricks scored several hundreds of thousands of dollars in exchange for their silence. And some, didn't get shit, which means they have to toil harder on the ho stroll (I'm looking at you, Mindy Lawton).
If Tiger paid Rachel that much money to keep her lips closed, he must be into some kinky bestiality scat shit. Or he's a down-low Glenn Beck fan.
Hopefully Rachel does good things with that money by opening up a Gold Digging Community College, where she can teach aspiring moral-less whores how it's really done. Get me an application.
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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 1:39pm.
She's the Boobshit McGee of the Tiger Woods saga...she started it all.. Its just sad that she's being rewarded for all this.
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I agree :(
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Whore= A +++++
Gettin' the Check= A+++++
Being a Media Whore= FAIL
Great Rack, nice ass, mouth closed... good to go again. Ladies, watch your husbands.
Maybe she should spend some of the cash on getting that failed eye job recalibrated... they should not resemble a picasso painting after surgery.
This horse-faced, Long Island, crepe paper-chested old nag needs to be put out to pasture permanently.
May I suggest the glue factory.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
She must of still had Tiger's favorite butt-plug and ball-gag. Not for her use; for his! Whatever it was, I'm sure it would be considered deviant by 90%+ of the population.
That guy that was busted for blackmailing Letterman should have hired Gloria Allred to be his middleman and he would have made out nicely instead of getting busted. I don't see any difference in the case of Tiger or Letterman.
10 million is like 100 dollars to Tiger Woods.
*burns money*
*runs to stamp it out*
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Sooo, did that story about her banging David Boreanaz turn out to be true or not?
This is scary. The ho parade has been SO long that this one is achally starting to look kinda luscious.
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Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"
i think this Ho is freakin hot....
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Hell, I'd sleep with him for $1 million.
Shit....I'd eat a rat for 50k and for a million I'd suck King Kong's dick and let him fuck me.
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I can't believe too much of what TMZ prints. That other hoe published a website, folks forgot about that shit aleady. This whore must have film or recordings of Tiger saying some stupid shit.
I agree-there she must have proof of homo activity.
Why that's any worse than these skanks, i don't know-but I bet the sponsors think so.
As I said a couple of days ago,Gloria Allred doesn't take any bimbo on as a client without knowing that they have something that's going to get her paid. Jesse's number 4 trick got at least 6 figures and Gloria got a 40% cut of it working as blackmail broker. Jesse James has run off to rehab to re-group and figure out how many whores he can afford to pay off before he has to put his business up and go from employer back to employee, trust me.
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shit, who am I kidding? The more I scroll past the tits on this bimbo the more 10mil looks like a reasonable amount...
*shanks dry spell*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
She must have tons of dimes that were about to drop to get 10 million.
He probably would not have even saved money just sipping off his slut pieces one by one, considering their sheer ho volume.
Miss Cuchitel done told!
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 1:17pm.
Can't you pretty much sue anybody for anything these days? Elin should just sue her for uh, emotional distress? opening her legs for her husband?
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A wife successfully sued her husband's mistress for 9 mil in North Carolina.
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I would love to see Elin do this.
She's the Boobshit McGee of the Tiger Woods saga...she started it all.. Its just sad that she's being rewarded for all this.
Such a shame Elin (and Sandra) didn't follow the advice of the obviously classy Riskay.
Ladies smell that dick!
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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This truly hurts after fucking for free for so many years, I need to fuck someone famous or semi=famous I guess. Damn Im bad at gold digging. (shames herself and reports herself for giving the goods away)
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 1:17pm.
Can't you pretty much sue anybody for anything these days? Elin should just sue her for uh, emotional distress? opening her legs for her husband?
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"Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 1:22pm.
1)Tiger probably passed off an STD or 2 to her and she probably feels broken or is afraid that no one else is going to want her.
2) Rachel probably has videos of Tiger doing blow or blowing dudes."
I agree with this 100%. There is no way that Tiger doesn't have at least 1 VD and he has passed it on to other people including his wife.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
If she really got 10 million, the dirt she has on Tiger must be EXTREME. My imagination is running wild now with images of Rachel taking a dump on Tiger's face.
And Elin doesn't love Tiger, maybe she did at one point, but she doesn't now. She just doesn't want to lose her spot as Tiger's "wifey poo" and lose the luxury and special treatment she's used to. Pride probably has a lot to do with this too. Do you think she's going to slide over so Rachel or someone else can slide in her slot? No chance. The BS about staying together for the kids is a weak ass cop-out to cover up her real reasons and pride is one of them.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
1)Tiger probably passed off an STD or 2 to her and she probably feels broken or is afraid that no one else is going to want her.
2) Rachel probably has videos of Tiger doing blow or blowing dudes.
I have a question.
Is there a way to configure the comments section so that the first comment pops up first? Instead of the most recent?
Can't you pretty much sue anybody for anything these days? Elin should just sue her for uh, emotional distress? opening her legs for her husband? one of those things people sue for and get that $$ back. Although she doesn't appear to have the backbone for it.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:47pm.
And if you're following your brain, assuming there is a bit of sense in it, you can also deny yourself that "love" when your brain knows it's WRONG, unhealthy and just fucking STUPID!
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THANK you. sheesh. it's so nice to see logical and realistic people still exist in this world full of morons. it's like a ray of hope flew through my computer screen.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Fuck, I'm sure she'll go down like a lotto winner. Lucifer will get his due, whore bitch.
There's one known photo of Tiger Woods hanging with Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan... and Danny Glover, surprisingly enough: http://bit.ly/dnQfCY
Weird.
BTW, I heard on the radio today that Elin might be four months preggers. WTF??!!?? Really hoping it's not true; no sense bringing another baby friend into this effed-up mess :(
as they said on Jungle Fever, Tiger, you get her pregnant, I'm giving YOU the abortion.
Call it what you want - it's still blackmail and bitch should go to jail.
Rachel Uchitel, Bombshit McGee, etc. are the reason why there will never be a woman president.
Who else heard one of these prostitution whores is calling Tiger "cheap" because he only flew her coach instead of first class. The whore's mother was outraged and thought her daughter deserved better.
I had to laugh at all the delicious ironies.
Wow. I wonder what kind of shit she has on Tiger to make him give up 10 million to keep her quiet. It must be insane!
A good whore gets paid well I see...
"Fuck me running..."
LOL! He wasn't at rehab. He was hanging around at his accountant's house. That shit must have taken ages to sort out.
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M.E. -- whore lost her fiance on 9/11, not her husband. I saw the video of her boo-hooing about her loss on either "Extra" or "Inside Edition." She looked totally different, too -- didn't have the huge tits or jacked-up lips, and had blonde hair then. I bet she got a nice pay-out after his death.
BTW, I heard on the radio today that Elin might be four months preggers. WTF??!!?? Really hoping it's not true; no sense bringing another baby friend into this effed-up mess :(
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
In the long ago Dean Martin had a show with chorus girls called the "Golddiggers" those where the days. Ho's have given goldigging a bad name. :)
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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:23pm.
Shit, maybe Elin loves Tiger.
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Maybe, but has ZERO self respect.
I don't care how much you love someone, but when that person's stuck his peen in 18 different women in the time you've been married, you walk away broken hearted and disease free. You don't stay.
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sometimes it's wiser to follow your brain than your heart, b/c you can fall in love with anyone - a nobody, a criminal, a cheater etc.
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And if you're following your brain, assuming there is a bit of sense in it, you can also deny yourself that "love" when your brain knows it's WRONG, unhealthy and just fucking STUPID!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:27pm.
This really makes me wonder... do guys do this shit, too?! If they do, they must be much better at keeping the shit quiet.
*does research, buys white on white suit, moves to south FL*
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Of course they do! Just recently there was this story of some prosty dude who was blackmailing a woman who was married to a filthy rich CEO... read it somewhere, can't find the link. I've read other stories like that, but I guess people don't find them as interesting as when it happens to an unfaithful man.
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Oh, I remember she decided to come out because he was doing the same shit to other rich, married women. And because he was getting too greedy, I suppose.
I also have a few male acquantances who paid for their college expenses by fucking small circles of older and/or married women. It seemed fucking odd, and funny, but one of the guys told me the women would give his phone number to their friends to "help him out". Thus, he had a steady clientelle, and they all knew each other.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
the bad thing is, HOT rich chicks don't have to pay for it... which are the ones I would be looking for. It's the old ugly ones that are shellin out the cash and ,well, just not sure I could swing it.
BUT for TEN MEEEEEELLION dollars you could but your sweet saggy ass I'd hold my nose and give it a shot!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
so all those years in college, all the suffering and doing without, just to be screwed around in the working world and lose jobs like its nothing, apply for unemployment, pound more concrete to get more demoralizing jobs...and all I had to do was some kinky nasty shit with a scum bag golfer....and then collect my check. The only problem is Ms. You Can Tell She is a Whore (Uchitel) is she will ALWAYS be seen as a low down whore...this is not the first marriage she has tried to break up...and I do believe it won't be her last...she has $10 mill or thereabouts, but nobody likes or respects her ESPECIALLY women...she is despised UNIVERSALLY BY WOMEN...and she really is a homewrecking whore...but a rich homewrecking whore...if I were here I would change my looks and move to an island somewhere in the Carribean were nobody knows me...and get the fuck out of the limelight were everybody hates you....
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:17pm.
Wait a second! This whore lost her husband in 9/11?
yes, and she looked totally different back then, she capitalized on that to become "famous"
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$10 milion for fucking a married man? Congratualtions, Rachel - now you're not just a whore, you're a rich whore. But you're still a WHORE.
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