Thursday, April 1st 2010

Sookeh Is Bi

When I first read the headline, "True Blood Stars Says 'I'm Bi-Sexual,' my genitals went numb thinking that Alexander Skarsgard announced to the world that everyone has a chance at his scalding hot Swedish blodkorv and meatballs! Well, my no-no will continue to hold its breath (don't visual that), because ASkars isn't the True Blood star who has come out as a bi-sexual. Anna Paquin is the one who announced that she loves the cock and the cooch.

In a PSA for the True Colors Fund, Sookeh proudly says, "I’m Anna Paquin. I’m bisexual, and I give a damn.Radar has the video if you want to see it for yourself. A source also tells Radar that nobody at the shoot knew Anna was going to make that statement.

Sookeh is currently engaged to Vampire Beeeeeeehl.

Now back to Askars, we're waiting.....

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These days the surest way to get attention is to declare that one is gay or bisexual.As a publicity stunt, it is becoming so routine that I am surprised that people still fall for it.Well Ms. Paquin is getting the attention alright. Not very long ago the trick was to tell the media how one was sexually abused as a child. It worked wonders in resuscitating dying careers. I wonder what will come next?

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And thats why I love D-listed and would never leave, because 98% of the people do not get offended when talking dirty or filthy for that matter, cock, pussy, clit, cum, it all goes on D-listed. I love you guys. <3<3<3<3

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we can talk about all the blow that Lilo snorts, all the boys Ricky does and now all the girls that Anna is into but when do we really ever talk about the state of affairs that legitimately affect most people? Last time this author checked the sexuality of Anna Paquin did little to assuage his moral or existential quandaries and the fact that yesterday this author’s landlord casually called him wondering if I’d make this month’s rent (I will Mr Batista, so shut up…). In any event , living in America is fun because we’re always surrounded by smoke screens and irrelevant trivia, but that said, I suppose a date with Anna is probably out of the question…

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/now-anna-paquin-wants-to-let-us-...

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 10:23pm.

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Submitted by Leandra on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:26am.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 6:52am.

I was joking. It was just funny how how everyone was accusing her of all those different things and then you asked. You're a liar! You're egotistical! You suck up to people! Are you Scandinavian? ;)
Thought she might look Scandinavian to you or something.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 6:52am.

I was joking. It was just funny how how everyone was accusing her of all those different things and then you asked. You're a liar! You're egotistical! You suck up to people! Are you Scandinavian? ;)
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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:26pm.
Hmmm...I have no idea why everyone's attacking Jana, but I'm just curious about why someone's dragging Scandinavians into the whole mess? Are we known for trolling comment sections or something?
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I don't get it either.

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I'm not dragging the Scandinavians into this at all. I could have asked if she was Chinese or South African. I have three friends from Scandinavia called Jana, that's why I asked.
Don't be so quick with judging, my Gosh! :)

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:31pm.

Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:26pm.

I totally agree only I blame both parties equally...that is, if the chick actually knew.

The reason Jana pissed everyone off is because her first few posts about it were flippant and she acted like she could care less about the wife and that she did nothing wrong.

Making those statements to a blog full of WOMEN doesn't make you very popular and paints a nice BIG shanking target on your back!

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That gap between her teeth...might snag, just sayin.

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Peter Allen

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"rotten ass and sour balls" make me giggle. XD

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Johnathan - was it....

Tab Hunter?

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 8:13pm.

I'm not at liberty to say who the celebrity was..he was an actor from the 50's and 60's, and a nephew of another popular actress.
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Aw! You're such a tease!
Keep talking like that and someone is going to stick it in your bum whether you like it or not.

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I'm not at liberty to say who the celebrity was..he was an actor from the 50's and 60's, and a nephew of another popular actress.

His disgusting behavior made him very sick both physically and mentally. His body was ravaged from misusing it, and he had even said (during a fit of pain) that he wished he never went down that path.

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Johnathan -

What gay celeb did your mom take care of? For some reason *cough* anal fissures *cough*, I'm thinking Liberace.

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:32pm.

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Aw, you just run along to your repressed toe-tapping date in the men's room and change your name to Johnathan B. Stupid while you're at it, mkay?

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Where can I get me one of them "naturally cleaning" vaginas? Is that like a "self-cleaning" oven? It sounds nifty! (lol@nifty)

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Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:26pm.
Hmmm...I have no idea why everyone's attacking Jana, but I'm just curious about why someone's dragging Scandinavians into the whole mess? Are we known for trolling comment sections or something?
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I don't get it either.

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:54pm.

@ Angel, why dont you believe in fisting,
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LOL! Sorry - i dropped that and then walked away. I'm only kidding. Fisting scares me but I believe in it. Not for me - but you go ahead and knock yourself out:)

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Be hard for her to knock herself out if her fist was otherwise occupied! ; )
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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:32pm.

Ah, the good ol' all gay men are pedophiles- line.
You must be well educated.

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:32pm.

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You know that this site is run by a gay man, right? So if you smell sour ass and shit on this site, thats why....

*Eyeroll*

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:32pm.

Um...excuse me but I've smelled some nasty dirty pussy in my days. Just like ass, if you don't keep it clean it's gonna smell funky. Your roommate and his bf had stanky asses...an isolated situation. Some guys have clean asses that they smell like potpourri. ahem.

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What's this straight talk?

I thought everyone liked cock and clit?!

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I've never understood why a fag would choose a dry, fece-ridden asshole over a warm, naturally lubricating, naturally cleaning vagina. I had a gay roommate (figured he wouldn't get any of my chics) and his room literally smelled like rotten ass and sour balls all the time. He had a boyfriend that would always stay over..you could tell when they tried to get it on, because the house smelled like shit and sour ass. God I moved out of there and still can't get that smell out of my head.

My dad always told me that homos were mentally ill and pedophiles, but I never really knew this until the gay neighbor hit on me and my little brother when I was 13..he tried to get us to come over and watch a movie and that he could give us a "massage". We told our dad, and he damn near killed the guy..went over and threatened to kick his ass, told him he better not ever look in our direction or he'd be sorry. The gay guy eventually moved out..that was back when society didn't congratulate queers for their mental illness.

My mom was a nurse and a caretaker for a dying celebrity gay man that had AIDS. His body was wrecked from mistreating it for so many years....his rectum had so many fissures, that he couldn't even take a normal bowel movement..he wore diapers, and had for many years. It's disgusting what people will do unnaturally with their bodies.

You homos, keep your shit (no pun intended) to yourselves. The rest of the world doesn't want to share in the delight of your perversion or sick fantasies. Go get help.

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Just cause you kissed a girl once doesn't mean your bisexual. Dumb bitch.

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Leandra's picture

Hmmm...I have no idea why everyone's attacking Jana, but I'm just curious about why someone's dragging Scandinavians into the whole mess? Are we known for trolling comment sections or something?

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This thread is very.......bizarre.

That's the best way to describe it, I think.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:54pm.

@ Angel, why dont you believe in fisting,
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LOL! Sorry - i dropped that and then walked away. I'm only kidding. Fisting scares me but I believe in it. Not for me - but you go ahead and knock yourself out:)

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Be hard for her to knock herself out if her fist was otherwise occupied! ; )
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GOOD ONE EVIL, you made me laugh very hard. Thank you for that.
Have a goodnite all. :) :)

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@MAD CATTER, its called skip the post if you dont want to read it...I say what I want when I want. Thank you very much!! Have a swell evening, and dont be fooled by April 1st.

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The part of Brasil I'm from, cheating is pretty common. It really depends on the wife and her state of mind/self as to what happens after her husband cheats. Some can just swallow and not talk about it, others will go out and trash somebody's car.

I, of course, understand that some mistresses don't know that a man is tied elsewhere but... how the Hell can you not know? He's on a schedule. Acting shady when another female calls. Can't take you to certain places for "certain reasons". So you really have to be naive to believe that the married man you got is single (not many married man are THAT good of players. C'mon now!).

As for Jana, I don't know you and I don't personally wish anybody ill (fuck, I'm lying!), but had it been my man... whether you knew he had me or not, you'd be bald for a very long time.

And had he cheated to spite me, his balls would have been kicked into his body resembling a deformed vagina. I don't play.

People spread diseases when they cheat. Don't do it, kids. Do a background check on the piece you're tapping.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:33pm.

I agree, I am not going to attack her like others are just for being here. She just shouldn't act surprised that people don't like her. And it's not hypocrisy because we have all admitted to doing things we aren't proud of...we just didn't all act heartless about it. Ya know!?

edited: cause I can't talk good. ;)

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Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:26pm.

Men are tempted easy with liquor, stilettos, and some puffy pussy lips....
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ubmitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:26pm.

I totally agree only I blame both parties equally...that is, if the chick actually knew.

The reason Jana pissed everyone off is because her first few posts about it were flippant and she acted like she could care less about the wife and that she did nothing wrong.

Making those statements to a blog full of WOMEN doesn't make you very popular and paints a nice BIG shanking target on your back!

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That and pulling in the tail afterwards and becoming somewhat of a hypocrite/ people pleaser. But hey, no reason to be so harsh, I thought. Jana just doesn't like confrontation I guess.

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OMG AHAHAHAHA
WHEN YOUR ONLY FAN IS ZIGGY ITS NO CAUSE TO CELEBRATE

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Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:26pm.

I totally agree only I blame both parties equally...that is, if the chick actually knew.

The reason Jana pissed everyone off is because her first few posts about it were flippant and she acted like she could care less about the wife and that she did nothing wrong.

Making those statements to a blog full of WOMEN doesn't make you very popular and paints a nice BIG shanking target on your back!

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You know, I can understand some wives ignoring their cheating husbands but mistresses on here should know that there are some women behind their husbands/boyfriends that have four months of therapy/anger management and aren't scared to cut a bitch.

So, for future references, if one wife ignored you fucking her man... another might scalp your loose pussy ass and feed on your titties. Personally, I'm just waiting for some bitch to make a move on my man so I can slit her throat.

But... not many can split on a dick like me, so FAT CHANCE!

I'm not too fond of husband fuckers. Men are tempted easy with liquor, stilettos, and some puffy pussy lips (so the blame is more on the mistress since the little head is doing the thinking for the man most of the time).

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Who would let her near their box with those hysterectomy chompers?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:12pm.

She didn't send this one to me! waaaaaah.

OT: I think Sookeh is pretty.

I am too hungover to deal with Jana today.

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Snowy, did you know that we are inexperienced at life?

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thanks for showing some love. I think many are hypocrites too or inexperienced in the game of life.

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Janey check ur texts

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I'm glad to keep you entertained.

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There is not one person on this website who has a position of moral authority over Jana.

Stay strong sister.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:06pm.

Our LoLo? Or did I miss something?!?!?!

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*walks into thread singing ♫ Ooh, ooh that smell Can't you smell that smell♫ *

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Freaking Lolo is taking on big ghetto bitches in Grays Papaya!!!!

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