Monday, March 29th 2010

Demi Moore Needs A Hobby

Demi Moore, star of the female empowering movie Striptease, got her Twatter in a twist after Kim Kardashian used the word "pimpin'" in one of her Tweets. Twitter is obviously the new pre-school sandbox.

It all started when Kim posted a picture of her, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland and LaLa at some event in Miami. Kim wrote: "Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!'" This was Demi's cue to take Kim by the hand, lead her into a classroom and school her on the word "pimpin'." Here's their idiotic exchange:

D to K: Are you using the word "pimpin" as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez

K to D: Doesn't everyone? LOL

D to K: No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!

K to D: Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin' by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!

D to K: Yeah but a pimp is nothing more than a slave owner! if we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the "pimp" culture

D to anyone who gave a fuck: Just so ya'll are clear I like @KimKardashian I was just making a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning. Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation

K to D: Good point!I agree! It was just a song not literal

This is so fucking stupid. I know Kim has the IQ of a popped doody bubble, but self-righteous Demi needs to catch a ride on the Twitter fail whale. I mean, is she seriously trying to provoke Kim's thoughts on Twitter of all places? That's like trying to provoke an erection out of Tommy Girl using a vagina. It's not going to happen.

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Cake666's picture

Demi does have a point, goddamn dumb slutbags don't understand anything these days..I swear Jersey Shore is our future.
But, next to the drooling orange bitches that worship Paris Hilton and other amoebas, there's one thing that bothers me about as much..self-righteous oversensitive hippies/yuppies/celebs.
So I vote for them both to DIAF.

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buddhistgirl69's picture

I'm amusing myself thinking of Demi gettin' pimped by some Mack Daddy carrying a jewel encrusted cane, wearing a pastel yellow suit with a matching hat and driving a big purple caddy with wicked white walls. Her first trick is at the corner of Western and Hollywood Blvd.... and he likes it rough!

jalynne's picture

J to D: Striptease. Ring a bell?

MissJaneTexas's picture

While I appreciate all of Demi's causes...I am sorry but that was totally LAME.

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boredasfuckyo's picture

Demi is just as irrelevant as her husband Ashton became when he married her. She needs to go away now.

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@justincase www.demiandashton.org is DM's foundation.

plus, she just won the $50k Pepsi Refresh award for www.gems-girls.org , an organization that helps young Harlem girls who were PIMPED.

plus, she just announced an initiative to stop child slavery in Haiti.

name one thing that Kim has ever done to help anyone? *crickets*

DM knows that pimp is being used to be cute. She is trying to make Kim think (I know, I know).

I have more respect for people who use their fame to help others than gross hogs like Kim who use their fame to get paid to party. She is just stupid and gross. She is famous for getting peed on. Yuck. I'd rather be a nobody. Thanks.

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zsazsaitsme's picture

Although Demi (everytime I see that name I think she is only half of something - like half-wit) is right about the "p" word and its misuse....who can take her seriously when she has pimped herself out (i.e. trying to remain young by all that plastic surgery and marriage to a young fool). She also makes a point of 'supporting' her sadly unattractive girls in their efforts to join "the industry" for a free ride in life. As for the Lardassian thing and her equally unattractive sisters, sigh, words that come to mind are butt-ugly, stupid, vapid, gross, entitled, I could go on and on...

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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:42pm.
what a bunch of useless dumb bitches who apparently got nothing better to do. Someone shoulda told them both that speaking of slavery....they are both slaves to consumerism and superficiality. Whores.
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Exactly! Demi the Hollyweird ho lecturing another Hollyweird ho.

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onthefringe's picture

LOL @TigerLilly - esp. the last line. :D

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justincase's picture

@ShanaBobana - What is DNA? I would be willing to change my mind about Demi if she speaks from an informed point of view.

justincase's picture

Good point Demi but perhaps wrong time and place. BTW the biggest whore house in the world is called HOLLYWOOD. Do something about that Demi Fame Whore and then I will believe you.

Tigerlilly's picture

I know, Demi! Why don't we deconstruct the word 'hypocrite'...Ok, this will be fun...You go first...Demi? Demi? Oh, I see you're shopping for luxury items...in your mansion...online... after starring in roles that basically portray women as chattel...Yeah, you not pimpin'...Nope, not St. Demi...And didn't this whore tryna steal some chirruns from Ashton's family or some shit...and doesn't that douche have some disabled bruvah that he turned his back on?
TEAM FAT ASS!!!
And Demi you need a shot of pimp slap with a chaser of sitcha ass down.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

what a bunch of useless dumb bitches who apparently got nothing better to do. Someone shoulda told them both that speaking of slavery....they are both slaves to consumerism and superficiality. Whores.
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chasing windmills's picture

didn't moore do a movie with woody harrelson about selling a night with her to ... robert redford? nothing screams pimping like that trash. .. or striptease or .. wtf was that other movie, not the scarlet letter one, but with another old man... michael douglas.... disclosure? yeah, all her movies are pimping sex (st. elmo's fire) or using your girlyness to get one over on a man, which is a way of pimping yourself. there fore, I conclude moore is just jealous of kim's sex-thi-ness (said with a lisp) that her own little potato head the same age lacks.

note to moore: people want to be kim about as much as they want to be you. and the normal person thinks about either of you about the same amount of time, which is nada, de nada, nothing, not.

Jbo's picture

Really Demi? Didn't you consult your boytoy, ahem husband before twittering this stupidity? Sounds to me like someone needs a job or a different hobby...

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Wow, Demi Moore is officially an old fart no matter what her plastic parts tell her. LMAO @ Demi 'schooling' KK--when Demi's the master pimp. Just ask Taterhead.

TheBreakdown's picture

Team Demi!

And I'll tell you why.

Demi Moore was the first Hollywood slut to actually price her private parts. So I will forever remember that period of time as her basically saying...

"buy me some titty balls and I'll flash them on screen..12.5 million dollars!"

Relax, America! They're just titties!

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lovemyboy's picture

Maybe Demi should look for a script that doesn't suck and stay off twitter..

moomarse's picture

Demi is following Kim's tweets?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

RasKimmie's picture

"I mean, is she seriously trying to provoke Kim's thoughts on Twitter of all places? That's like trying to provoke an erection out of Tommy Girl using a vagina. It's not going to happen."

LOL MK you are the shit, and exactly right. How old is Demi, anyway? She's not going to start getting all kooky and garden partyish, hangin out with Oprah and Maya Angelou and shit? Cause that's gonna be a serious turn off to that pretty young piece of ass she's married to.

Hey Ashton, I'm about the same age Demi was when you met her! Get your sessy ass over her and lay some pipe!

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Kerfuffles's picture

Demi Moore is still irrelevant, Kim Kardashian is still braindead. Slow news day?

Kim K. can operate Twitter? Wow. What's next, rocket science?

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Definition of "idiot" in Websters: "Engage in conversation with Kim Whoretrashian". She's the world's only living brain donor. She thinks morals are wall tapestries & scruples are russian currency...

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jppuertorico85's picture

Demi is such a buzzkill...this is why social media becomes corny when you mom gets a facebook or twitter account. Demi, don't be such a 40-something!!!!! And if you are going to be a 40 something, get the hell off twitter and the let the kids have their fun!

Also the definition of pimp has evolved alot, even in the last 10 years, so while its true that a real pimp is basically a slave owner, the term pimp and pimping have expanded alot to mean doing it up big, or overhyping something trying to sell it. So Demi dated herself. That's like me trying to explain slang to my mother.

Last point- are there any directors out there who could give Demi a project so she'll have something to fill her time other than being a twitter twat?

Green Is Good's picture

Two empty-headed twats in an epic battle of fucking stupidity.

Miss Malevolent's picture

I really hate when people misspell the words, "you" and "to".

If you think about it, you're not really saving that much time or space by cutting down one or two letters.

It's not like you're having to spell out, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or something.

madam ex's picture

Demi needs to focus on her kids and that includes Ashton K...mind ur own fucking biz Demi, you didnt like when people when in your biz for posing naked preggers....so stay the fuck out of it, if you dont like what she writes, it's so damn simple, it's called "BLOCK"!!

Stan Hooper's picture

Demi needs to get the fuck out of people's conversation.

Frankly, if you have time to read and CARE about what Kim K has to say..then YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.

GET A JOB DEMI!

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Dannii's picture

haha i know i'm gonna get stick but i'm glad Demi called out Kim for this. yes ok twitter is silly and Demi may have an ego but that does not diminish what Demi said which is true. i hate it that the term pimp has been used like, to death, and by people who dont know what it actually means.

and you know i have a soft spot for Kim because to me she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen but still she does say some stupid crap. she was trying to sound "hip" and "cool" and got shot down. idiot. beautiful, but an idiot.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

She is obviously spending way too much time on her own and getting caught up in the activities of z-list whores featured on reality TV. Ashton and the other kids needs to take Demi out for brunch more often so she has something better to talk to the girls about on bridge nights. Why the fuck would anyone be following KK on Twitter?
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Really can't stand either one of them but Demi really, really...REALLY needs to pull that giant stick out of her ass.

urmomma's picture

*rolls eyes sooo hard one falls out*
I think my I.Q. just dropped from reading that exchange.

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ewe's picture

They're both idiots for 2 reasons each:

Demi for 1) Trying to educate an imbecile and 2) Not understanding the context in which the phrase was used (I'd like to see her have a go at Jay Z for writing that song).

Kim for 1) Using a phrase she doesn't understand the meaning of and 2) being Kim

Pamela's picture

Dear Demi,

You Old stop trying so hard to cling to youth. Its pathetic! Go take your geritol and go eat your early bird special. The end

WestportMike's picture

You forgot:

Chris Jenner @Demi mind your own fing business you has been twat!

mharker's picture

Submitted by femguide on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 11:59am

You're right, but it was the way Demi communicated that serious message that made it look tacky.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Demi should have tweeted the heads of Nickelodeon or Disney with that. They are the biggest pimps in the game after all. Kim K is her own pimp and whoring is how she makes her money sooooooooo...

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Bjork You's picture

I don't care much for Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian, or pimps.

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muffintops's picture

Demi let Katt Williams let him deal with the infringement... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXqZsLENU4o

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M.E.'s picture

*yawn*

NEXT!

femguide's picture

She did Striptease like 15 years ago. Maybe she's grown.

She has a really valid point. Child sex trafficking is a world wide epidemic. The men who sell children into this industry are PIMPS. American culture turns it into some kind of cool-guy phrase and everyone dismisses what it really means.

This is similar to using the word fag in a derogatory way. People who use it dismiss the other meaning the word holds.

Twitter isn't really a good place for discussion, but she has a lot of followers. Maybe mentioning this will encourage someone to look deeper into the problem of sex trafficking.

I transcribed a documentary about child sex trafficking and it was heart breaking to hear the stories of young women being pimped out.

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