Lindsay's Just Powdering Her Feet
Doesn't Lindsay Lohan know that you should never ever hide the 8-ball in your shoe?! I thought White Oprah taught her everything! Worst mom of all-time. First of all, I doubt she wants to get a case of Athlete's Foot in her nose since you know her hooves got the itch. Second of all, one wrong step and the entire party goes all over the damn ground (as seen above). Hide the stash up your b-hole like a normal person.
But seriously, it's probably just a little foot powder for stank, and like with everything she went a little overboard. The best part is that Lindsay doesn't seem to realize that her feet look like Pete Doherty just sneezed on them. Or maybe she did it on purpose hoping that the cokefeet trend will catch on. These shoes were made for snortin'.
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All you guys are such assholes! Clearly, Lilo was baking cookies for the homeless again and is now on her way to the nursing home to cheer up the old men. So she spilled a little flour! Why don't you all try a little altruism yourselves before barfing all over somebody else's? HATERS
I kept wishing Anna Nicole Smith would go away, and she did! Now I have a new list... Lindsay, Tila, Kim, Khloe, Paris, Jayde Nicole, Heidi. The deadliest sin in celebrity is to become a BORE... in those instances a dramatic death is needed for redemption. Then off to obscurity... aka: Hell for celebs.
Moving on from the powder - what is she wearing?
She tried to use some anti fungal powder on her fire crotch. She missed and it all fell on her feet
Take a piece of Oscar Mayer bologna, smear some mayo on it, roll it up and look at it from the end. It looks like Firecrotch's twat. Uncanny.
Not sticking up of LILO by far, but some shoes are so slippery inside espec. if you sweat a bit, that corn starch or baby powder is required.
That's going way overboard and you dont dust your feet with it like your doing it in the dark, just a little in the shoes, walk around so the puffs of air come out before you go out and all set.
Now what she's got going on is unexplainable.
I actually really think that could be coke. It looks like it was dumped on her feet after she put her shoes on, so it doesn't make sense to me that it would be foot powder. I know you all think it's way too much to waste, but come on. This is Hollywood...home of the gigantic piles of cocaine. I remember seeing a picture of Paris Hilton and her buddies and someone had a fucking MOUNTAIN of coke on their chest. It's not too far-fetched to think Lindsey and her drug buddies were scar-facing it up and she dropped the plate and everyone screamed at her and she ran out.
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Wow, she looks so messed up. It really makes you wonder what can happen to a person that makes them end up the way she is. She is still young though, maybe she can get herself together before she ends up dying.
GOLD BOND. nobody has that much real stuff to waste in this economy. and her feet? as if...
i like her lil shananigans. minus the orange crustiness. she looks like she just needs to snuggle. xoxo.
I do not understand the powder on the feet?
DIE WHORE!
I'm so sick of this useless piece of shit.
Go the FUCK away already.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 9:35am.
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I just read that! Geez she is a mess.
Oh and the picture of JenA getting Buttlerized; hilarious!!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/29/lindsay-lohan-substance-abuse-mental-healt...
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After close examination, I have come to the conclusion that she vagazzled and that is the relfection of the bling off her cooch.
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I thought this stank pussy was filming a Robert Rodrigues movie? Could've fooled me...she's been out at the clubs every night for the past few months, not off on location in Mexico. Just die bitch. I'm so tired of reading about her.
Linds, Linds, Linds, Someone please commit this chick before she dies! She is in such obvious need of help it’s ridiculous. The shot of her last week getting help up after falling in some sort of garden type thing was hard to look at. Pathetic was the first thing that came to mind. I’m past laughing at her and am now really just on a death watch for her. She’s one really embarrassing picture away from giving up on it all and ODing
She must be higher than a friggn kite to not notice that her feet are covered in powder. Just pointing out the obvious!
Too fucking early for this shit, although I think I may have an answer, Pete Doherty and her were fighting for lines on the coke plate ...guess who won? don't fuck with a junkie and her white lines....
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It's always a great day when LiLo hits DListed. She is just so fucked up that words cannot express her condition. Some people get bored with her antics. I savor them cause she is such an excellent bad example. I chuckle when she makes a statement about how things are not her fault. The same applies to her ditsy mother.
Eventually this hag in the making will die. Until then it will be great fun to see her lose everything. Her self-respect went out the door a long time ago. I now tip my hat to SamRo, who had the good sense to get away from this train wreck. LiLo will be a female version of Corey Haim. I just hope no one makes a big deal out her death as some did over Haim. He was a fuck-up beyond measure. I'm glad he's toe-tagged. He was useless and washed up; he just deceived himself. LiLo is doing the same thing.
It hurts just looking at her.
Ya know, I get it on powdering feet.
However, if I didn't know her, I'd think she was a prostitute going to a trick. The dress is way too slutty looking and the purse is way too huge for a little dress. She looks like she has a goody bag for a john with a foot fetish for snorting coke off toes.
This girl is really sad and no one has her back for how she looks going out. Then again, she could be fixing her green toenails?
Where are the pictures of Hohan trying to snort her shoes and the sidewalk?
She looks like a very sick and tired little girl, but that's how most starlets end up.
One told a US newspaper: "In several 'mishaps' she has blamed her high-heeled shoes or paparazzi for pushing her. But just last week she fell over a cactus.
"If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die."
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2910731/Lindsay...
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Well, by all means - if tripping over a cactus is gonna kill the girl - let's get her some help then!
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Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"
I fucking hate it when that happens to me.
Here's wishing the powder was anthrax.
You know she chews on that filthy oily hair like other fidgety addicts. Bet she coughs up fur-balls.
For a second I thought she was wearing lucite. And I like, "You failed to point out that she's wearing lucite! She's not nearly glamorous enough to wear lucite."
Gold Bond Medicated. If it works for Lindsay's Fungus, you know it'll work on yours!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Pfft.... this bitch is going to be around for forever. It's always the cunts that outlive the good ones.
Still though, those photos are hilarious. She's either clueless, or just doesn't give a shit any longer.
Can't wait to watch her spiral downward even more. Good times :D
I'm afraid she's not going to last much longer. Sad.
Next stop? PORN.
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WTF? Oh wow this chick has lost her mind.
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Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 10:25pm.
damn! i just HATE that n shit!! so glad you pointed that out. so damn hard to 'aim and shoot' just right when lilo's fighting the crack shakes. damn!
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Zackly! Bitch needs to keep her shit together if she wants to make money. Sadly, I don't think Lindz can doe one or the other, let alone, both at the same time!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 10:08pm.
Don't you just hate when you shoot a few puffs of FDS Feminine Itch Powder and it covers your shoes?!
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damn! i just HATE that n shit!! so glad you pointed that out. so damn hard to 'aim and shoot' just right when lilo's fighting the crack shakes. damn!
She probably walks around with coke in her vag and this time it fell out because that thing is such a gaping hole anyway. She's too drunk to realize it's all over her feet.
Don't you just hate when you shoot a few puffs of FDS Feminine Itch Powder and it covers your shoes?!
Nasty Ho or Ten Dollar Trick? It's really anyone's call (girl).
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
What the hell?
Explanation #1: She was wearing a fur coat and PETA threw flour all over her.
Explanation #2: She walked through a construction site in a drunken haze and got covered in concrete dust.
Explanation #3: She has actually been mummified this whole time and is now slowly decomposing?
Classier every day. I'm waiting for White Oprah's parenting book/memoir.
There's a reason people call her BLOWhan. Given what an excuse maker she is (nothing she does is EVER her fault), next thing we'll hear is a papparazzi threw that "powder" at her feet...
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one of two extremes here.
1) she's generous w/ the GoldBond medicated foot powder, or
2) this is DEFCON 1 insanity level
righteo. in the middle of aforementioned speculation, samro is tweeting lilo WITHOUT PREEMPTIVE TWEET FROM LILO. whhaaaaatttt??! im sensing that even samro is ultimately so concerned that she shouted out of her own volition.
this is how bad the situation is, folks.
*edited - defcon levels reversed cause grey goose is my lover right now DON'T JUDGE N SHIT!!*
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Submitted by BBGemini on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 8:34pm.
Maybe she misheard the gossip, and thought Jesse James liked chicks who were into White Powder?
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Hahaha. WIN!
at this point she is getttin desperate for paps
let me guess her excuse..." Paparazii threw some flour on my loubiessss yalll!
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The explanation for the white powder on her ankles/feet is going to be so choice.
Let me guess: Those are NOT her shoes.
Maybe she misheard the gossip, and thought Jesse James liked chicks who were into White Powder?
That dress looks bad on her, and she is very thin. It looks like something from the clearance rack in Frederick's of Hollywood.
The pictures alone are funny, but if you seriously imagine walking by someone with powder vapors emanating from their feet and that expression on their face...
Hilarious!
She looks possessed. It's only a matter of time before she collides with another cactus. HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA. Thanks for keeping my rollin' Linds.