Hot Slut Of The Day!
Inri Cristo, the self-proclaimed reincarnation of Jesus Christ!
Not everyone (aka just me) thinks Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heel is the true reincarnation of the Jesus Christ. Some hos from all over the world believe that Brazil's own Inri Cristo is the only second coming of Jesus. Inri preaches about everything from abortion to vegetarianism, and he does it all on a white throne purchased from the theater department of a local community college.
Inri makes a strong case for himself, because we all know if Jesus Christ was around today he would spread his word on Brazilian comedy shows, and he would also have a really hilarious webpage that is worthy of The Onion. But what will really take you higher and make you feel like you're disco dancing with the lord is the dozens of parody videos some of Inri's followers have made for him. The Inri Girls dress up like flight attendants/nurses/brides and Inri-fy a bunch of popular songs. Seriously, turn Kool-Aid into Strawberry Hill and take a sip:
There's a million more where that came from here. Move over, Sweet Sensation, because the Inri Girls are about to dominate my iTunes.