Hot Slut Of The Day!
Inri Cristo, the self-proclaimed reincarnation of Jesus Christ!
Not everyone (aka just me) thinks Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heel is the true reincarnation of the Jesus Christ. Some hos from all over the world believe that Brazil's own Inri Cristo is the only second coming of Jesus. Inri preaches about everything from abortion to vegetarianism, and he does it all on a white throne purchased from the theater department of a local community college.
Inri makes a strong case for himself, because we all know if Jesus Christ was around today he would spread his word on Brazilian comedy shows, and he would also have a really hilarious webpage that is worthy of The Onion. But what will really take you higher and make you feel like you're disco dancing with the lord is the dozens of parody videos some of Inri's followers have made for him. The Inri Girls dress up like flight attendants/nurses/brides and Inri-fy a bunch of popular songs. Seriously, turn Kool-Aid into Strawberry Hill and take a sip:
And:
There's a million more where that came from here. Move over, Sweet Sensation, because the Inri Girls are about to dominate my iTunes.
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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 3:01pm.
Jesus wept.
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The shortest sentence in the bible. :D oh yeah and I hope that guy ^ has some viagra, cuz he doesn't look like much of a 'riser' and he has plans next Sunday.
Seriously what the fuck?
Yeahhhhhhhh Susana Vieira MUST be next! HAHA!
OMG! I'm loving all this Brazillian love!
Told you, check on Susana Vieira!
OMG, I can't believe Inri Cristo is the Hot Slut Of The Day!!!
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Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
I'm sure he is a graduate of the Jimmy Swaggart Jim Baker College of $aving $ouls! I pity the people who take this fool for the real article.
In the new testament Jesus warns, if they say He is in the desert do not go forth; if he proclaims he is the son of God do not believe.
or something to that effect
Jesus really should have clamped a copyright on His name
What the hell! I listened to about 30 seconds of the second video before I barfed. I'm not going subject myself to the first one...but I gotta say, the women look like they should have angel wings attached to their gorgeous gowns and halos attached to their heads...then they might look cool.
As for the dude Inri ......sigh, how desperate people must be to follow him.....on the other hand, compared to $cientologists, his followers are probably quite sane.
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"I'm sorry you feel that way"
(May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of people who pretend to apologize by using this phrase)
Jesus wept.
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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget
Brazil is bringing on the crazy big time!!!! I will have whatever they are having!
This somehow reminds me of Uriella and Fiat Lux - a unbelievable sect here in Switzerland *ARGH*
A prayer for the wild at heart - kept in cages / Tennessee Williams
This man cannot possibly be Jesus because he's not shaped like french toast, or a banana, or tree bark, et al.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
OMG a post for MEEEEEEEEEE
I'm dead here right now!
I love when brazilians do Hot Slut of the Day!
Love you Michaellll
I think its a little disturbing how many impure thoughts these girls caused me to have. I hope this Jesus helps out with that too.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Fuck you AND your cheeseburger, motherfucker!"~ Texas Einstein.
He doesn't have a lot of followers, he is known for being a superfreak and is a constant feature in all sorts of TV shows that air bizarre and humorous things. For a sum, of course.
There are a bunch of women who follow him, but we all believe they do it because they are stupid, need a roof above her heads or he is banging them. Or all of the above.
There was a TV show many years ago in which he sat and answered questions from a teenage audience, they ripped him apart, never saw him lose his cool and yet he did that day. He wouldn't hold his own microphone, one of these stupid women was holding the microphone for him and the teens just said "Jesus was a man who supposedly washed poor people's feet and you can't even hold the damn microphone, you have to employ a slave to do it for you?" They booed hm to death and he was yelling to be heard.
I wish he would just drop dead and die.
jt
a guy who thinks he's Jesus and homely 'ho's pimping for him. why do I think that the word "pig" written in blood is not far behind?
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 12:13pm.
If his 'crown of thorns' was made of, I don't know, THORNS instead of plastic, I might give him a moment's notice...
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Bwahahahaha... that was hilarious. But on a serious note, he can't risk cutting those delicate hands of his, hence the plastic.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 11:38am.
Religion = Scam.
HOW DARE YOU? That is......well,true!
"Seriously, turn Kool-Aid into Strawberry Hill and take a sip"
flol!
*swoons*
....and Mr. Cristo, Imma gonna have to see some I.D., sir. People are so freakin' nuts. Can you imagine?! This is the kind of proclamation that takes some balls, CRAZY ASS BALLS! ahahahaha.
Sit down, freak.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
If his 'crown of thorns' was made of, I don't know, THORNS instead of plastic, I might give him a moment's notice... how is it crazy people always manage to find supporters?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Anybody can claim to come from the heavens above and be the son (or daughter) of whatever god you fancy, dude. To make it big, you just need shitloads of people willing to take in your bullshit and spread the word for years and years and years. Honestly, that's what the real Jesus Christ did anyway and that's how he got super famous before printed books, the internet and facebook. ;)
As for this guy, whatever. Some people are basically stupid and just NEED to believe in something, anything, or they just feel empty and lonely and blah, blah, blah, so it doesn't surprise me if he has a nice crowd of followers.
He should be more original and invent a new character and all, because impersonating Jesus Christ is so fucking cliche.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
As you D-Listed sluts oft say... "I can't with this."
Amen.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Any real cult would have Trololo as its theme music. Just sayin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
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Coming soon to darken a sky near you.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/28/2010 - 11:38am.
Religion = Scam.
Co-sign.
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This guy looks like the guy who walks up and down the highway's here with a red wagon in tow. Seriously, he dresses up and everything.
Besides just sounding horrible, the part of me that is still Christian couldn't take anymore. Had to stop BOTH of them. Music videos for 'Jesus', huh? I guess whatever floats your boat.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Religion = Scam.
That is all.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
There have been an awful lot of Brazilian sluts lately.
Oh Jesus!