Jon Gosselin And Kate Gosselin's Old Hair Share A Beautiful Moment
Unfortunately, I'm lying in my title. This story isn't about Jon Gosselin, but it might be about Kate's former rabid possum friend since they recently parted ways. What a tragic tale. It went from being on the top of the cunt world to being a drunk man's roadside play thing. RIP. E! better devote an entire True Hollywood Story to Kate's possum.
A 55-year-old drunktard was arrested and charged with public intoxication after cops spotted him trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a dead possum lying on the side of the road. Some witnesses think that the drunk mess was trying to conduct some sort of seance around the possum. Bitch thinks he's Miss Jeanette or some shit.
Others think he was trying to give the possum mouth-to-mouth. The police say he did have his mouth near the possum's mouth.
In all seriousness, since when is it illegal to try to save one of God's good creatures?! This is an atrocity! The drunk savior was trying to give the possum LIFE! Or maybe he was trying to eat the bits of trash pizza stuck in the possum's teeth? Who knows, but he shouldn't have been arrested, he should've been celebrated!
If this happened in another part of the country (I'm not naming names), the cops would have never put him in handcuffs. They would've formed a circle jerk around his possum party and threw wooden coins at him.
Here's possum-abandoner Kate Gosselin shuffling around her town like everything is roses and her old friend IS NOT dead on the side of a road. Shame. Shame. SHAME!
Story via Best Week Ever - Images via Splash
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Geez Louise, remind me not have a Mommy break and get my nails done in front of you hors!
She is so tacky on so many levels
The woman has no heart!!!! :p BritBrit could take some notes on what to do when you don't want to comb your weave.
Kate got fucked up on Dancing with the Stars. That judge is lucky he wasn't Jon, or she would have ripped him a new one. And how egotistical was she to blow her kids hard earned trick money on making a dancefloor in her basement. She should have spent the money on singing lessons for them brats, so they can keep earnin.
That being said, this story is fucking gross. Mouth to mouth to a dead possum? Really?
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Whatever. I dont care what she does to whore herself out. She has to make a living to support her children somehow. Jon sure aint doing the job.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Holy flapping flip flops! Would it really hurt her to smile once in a while?
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I saw this on the news last night.
I am real familiar with this area.
I could see giving mouth-to-mouth to a coon but not a possum.
They seem so sinister.
She's trying sooooooo hard to be hot. It's funny, actually.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 1:32pm.
Dear Kate,
I dont know who it was that put the thought that your some big star in your head, but when i find them I will kick the shit out of them. You are nothing more then a woman with fertility problems who got greedy. Go the fuck home, stop getting your hair and nails did and trying to be a milf. Take care of those children you so desperately wanted and who are the only real reason why anyone knows who you are.
Thank you fucking much
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I will be right behind you on this
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Count me in, too!!
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Agree 100%. At some point along the line, she's got it into her head that she will be a major celebrity.
Soon, she won't even remember which kid is which.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 1:32pm.
Dear Kate,
I dont know who it was that put the thought that your some big star in your head, but when i find them I will kick the shit out of them. You are nothing more then a woman with fertility problems who got greedy. Go the fuck home, stop getting your hair and nails did and trying to be a milf. Take care of those children you so desperately wanted and who are the only real reason why anyone knows who you are.
Thank you fucking much
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I will be right behind you on this.
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Count me in, too!!
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 1:32pm.
Dear Kate,
I dont know who it was that put the thought that your some big star in your head, but when i find them I will kick the shit out of them. You are nothing more then a woman with fertility problems who got greedy. Go the fuck home, stop getting your hair and nails did and trying to be a milf. Take care of those children you so desperately wanted and who are the only real reason why anyone knows who you are.
Thank you fucking much
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I will be right behind you on this.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Dear Kate,
I dont know who it was that put the thought that your some big star in your head, but when i find them I will kick the shit out of them. You are nothing more then a woman with fertility problems who got greedy. Go the fuck home, stop getting your hair and nails did and trying to be a milf. Take care of those children you so desperately wanted and who are the only real reason why anyone knows who you are.
Thank you fucking much
Dear Kate,
I dont know who it was that put the thought that your some big star in your head, but when i find them I will kick the shit out of them. You are nothing more then a woman with fertility problems who got greedy. Go the fuck home, stop getting your hair and nails did and trying to be a milf. Take care of those children you so desperately wanted and who are the only real reason why anyone knows who you are.
Thank you fucking much
I think I know where this shopping center is. I'll have to avoid it lest I be tempted to commit vehicular homicide against this nasty bitch famewhore.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
that's some classy nail job she's got going... lol... she's a mean old hag, so the kids are probably happier with a nanny anyway.
When I read this story on CNN News last night I immediatly thought how perfect it would be here on Dlisted. M.K. nevers fails us!
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
To clarify: Not "this story" about resuscitating the dead possum, but "this story" as in bitch getting her nails done.
Why is this cow showing us her bubbehs? And if you want to have some fun, it seems that she has fans at RadarOnLine similar to those Skankalina loons at Just Jared. There were like 1300 comments on this story over there.
Hilarious headline.
I read that she and TLC were working out a deal with Jon so the kids can be back on the show soon. Apparently ma and pa need the dough "to take care of the kids." Uhuh.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Rhoda on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:25am.
Where are her kids? I never see pics of her out and about with them anymore. Seriously bitch you have a thousand kids, no amount of tanning, mani/pedis or hair extensions is gonna land you a man, buy a vibe and call it good.
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Since Jon & Kate plus the 10,000 is off the air, she doesn't need her kids anymore. She'll just famewhore herself instead of their innocent souls.
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
sooo sick of this woman and her New York & Co. clearance jewlery.
you play football like a Jonah!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by shopaholic on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:06am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:02am.
no matter how they dress her, they can't cover up that pissed off snotty look on her face.
and... um... what is happening with her toes?
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She wearing foam toe separators....probably just had her talons sharpened & painted.
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IN PUBLIC?
what has happened to our society?
i'm going to become a amish.
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Sommetimes one's toes aren't dry enough to leave without the separators. Usually the salons toss you out so they can get to the nest customer. That said, it only applies to the rest of us. We'll gladly make fun of ANYTHING Possum Head does....cause she does have a "pissed off snotty look on her face" as you said!
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
Submitted by shopaholic on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:06am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:02am.
no matter how they dress her, they can't cover up that pissed off snotty look on her face.
and... um... what is happening with her toes?
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She wearing foam toe separators....probably just had her talons sharpened & painted.
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IN PUBLIC?
what has happened to our society?
i'm going to become a amish.
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Ugh. She looks like Britney.
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Where are her kids? I never see pics of her out and about with them anymore. Seriously bitch you have a thousand kids, no amount of tanning, mani/pedis or hair extensions is gonna land you a man, buy a vibe and call it good.
She's a prime candidate for a modeling job for Walmart's High Fashion clothing line.
i only have TWO KIDS and THEY ARE ALWAYS WITH ME!!! how does she have 8 kids and is never with them?
I'd be more apt to try to revive a dead 'possum than I would a dead Kate Gosselin.
I once got mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by an opossum. No tongues were involved though.
True story.
She used to look more attractive when she was a unfashionable mom wearing mom jeans and mom hair.
Now that she's trying to look like an LA teenager, it brings out the man face.
Awwww, she thinks she's Cuntalina Jolie in her fried head. WHERE ARE YOUR EIGHT GIFTS FROM GOD AND CLOMID YOU NERVE-GRINDING FAME HONGRAY SHREW?
She seriously needs to stop!
Her one son has a thing for her painted toenails. That's just wrong.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/27/2010 - 11:02am.
no matter how they dress her, they can't cover up that pissed off snotty look on her face.
and... um... what is happening with her toes?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She wearing foam toe separators....probably just had her talons sharpened & painted.
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
I'm tired of this woman.
no matter how they dress her, they can't cover up that pissed off snotty look on her face.
and... um... what is happening with her toes?
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Internet fakers:
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