Friday, March 26th 2010
This Is Some Beverly Hillbillies Shit
Your eardrums worse enemy Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth had their big premiere for their movie The Last Song in Hollywood last night, and her entire family grabbed a jug of moonshine, jumped in the wagon, whipped at Trace to step on it and hoofed on over there to cheer on their lil' eager beaver!
It was all hillbilly hunky dory until Trace chewed on one of the posters and Tish pulled her top down to rub her berries all over Liam's back. Luckily, Noah Cyrus was there to draw the focus off of them by posing in her Shirley Temple "Jump Off The Ship Lollipop" ensemble.
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I like how Noah wear that perverted little girl outfit with no trace of sarcasm on her face. But what's even more surprising is that the outfit looks cynical on her even though she IS a little girl!!!!!!
looks like incest runs rampant in this redneck hooligan clan. They only saving grace is the sexy memaw...Billy is such a joke, hate Miley with an undying passion, her mom looks like she smokes too much meth, the brother is sexxaayy, and that little sister is a nightmare. Gawd, I would die if my family looked like that (cept for Granny of course...too good for them!!)
The gene pool is doomed beyond repair. And I know I'm going to hell for saying mean things about a child but FUCK DAMN is that little inbred beaver ugly. Dressing her up in frilly party clothes only underscores the misfortune.
*boards bus to hell*
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"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker." - Courtney Love
Liam is so hot... and lovin' the hair-helmet Granny is sportin'.
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
Trace is not Billy's son, he is his stepson. The little girl is so unfortunate looking and I don't think she gets prettier as she gets older. Miley was kind of cute and look at her now, same for Raven Symone
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
Why doesn't Michael K fancy Trace Cyrus? To me he looks like a LONGER faced Adrian Brody - and check that underbite! SHAAAZZZAAAM!
Trace and Noah got the "Fuck Me" end of the stick in this family's gene pool.
it's a damn shame that not one of those three kids got billy rays looks. are we sure they're not the cable guy's kids?
Miley is so in love with her douchey looking boyfriend. Hope he breaks her heart bad. I know that's not a nice thing to wish on somebody but bitch needs a little humility in her life.
That's one homely looking bunch.
Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!
Miley cyrus' sister really got the shit-end of the genetic stick. Not that Miley is pretty but she's a fucking supermodel compared to her little sister.
But have no fear, I'm sure little sis will have the Extreme Makeover a la Ashlee Simpson once she hits puberty.
Sorry. I meant to post that this link is the opening to The Beverly Hillbillies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOGM6gHvao
Was Trace Cyrus always human?
That ugly little girl sure likes the camera.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Was Trace Cyrus always human?
That brother looks like Bombshell Mcgee 2.0 :(
Mrs. Cyrus has a lovely little heart tattooed on her left pinkie. How sweet!
I gotta stop looking at these pix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOGM6gHvao
Wow. They have a member of the family to represent every hillbilly stereotype. That first group picture looks like a MAD magazine cover.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I wonder if they got back home and went down to the Cee-Ment Pond for a mess of vittles at the end of the night?
what's in their brains: "are you my cousin?""are we related?" "let's make more beaver kids"
Coma Caca!
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WOW, I mean WOW, okay. Okay. Breathe, kanderso, stop laughing long enough to comment. Okay.
1. WTF is Trace doing with a wonky Miley doppleganger. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Hahahahahaha.
2. Tish's fucking eyes. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, nobodys' eyes should be THAT big and THAT close together. YEEEHEEEHEEHEE.
3. Trace. BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
4. Little Hillbilly's Shirley Temple ensemble. WHO THE FUCK lets their little girl wear a skirt that short?! And strapless?! AHAHAHAHA.
5. Billy Ray thinking he's all cool. AAAAHAHAHAHa.
6. Miley's boyfriend is hot. She looks fine. So, they are the least entertaining part of this. But her family, OH MY GAWD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I still can't believe Billy Ray named his daughter "Noah". Then again, Miley's birth name was "Destiny Hope". Very redneckish though I like "Hope".
Trace Cyrus kinda looks like Shaun White doin ode to Joan Jett or WTF her name is that that Twilight trick play in that Dakota Fanning movie
There was Tiger Beat in the 70s? LMAO
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Ball friendly
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 2:01pm.
Jeezus!
Is this 'The Hills Have Eyes' cast reunion event?
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LOL, either that or Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4 Seasons of America's Most Offensive Family! If we get 7, we're officially a success!!!
1. These fuckers up here
2. The Gossleins
3. The Duggars
4. BAMPSKV
5. The Hiltons
6. The Spellings
7. The Hogans
8. The Kardassians
9. The Lohans
10. The Spears
11. The Sulyemans
12. Balloon Boy Family
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YOU FORGOT THE PALINS!!!!!! THE PALINS I TELLZ YA!!!!!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 1:57pm.
Right!?! I had to check the main photo twice because of the resemblance.
Jeezus!
Is this 'The Hills Have Eyes' cast reunion event?
@snowy:
YAAAAEEEYAAAAAEEEYAAAAEHAAAAAAA!
It's a Potty in the USA!
ACK! Now I am too!
♥ Threadkilla!
"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Point of order: Bob Geldof is IRISH not British. Carry on!
Submitted by Crawford67 on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 1:53pm.
Gawd, she does look like Ileana! Wow!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
the title of this post ALONE made me pee mah pants! MK my day~
AHAHHAHAHAH angel help me
I'M SINGING PARTY IN THE USA NOW!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
O - I see you found it:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Sorry snowy, the thread was on fire and we buried it - that's her sister Brandi - see Flatsy, page 2:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Her elder siblings Trace and Brandi Cyrus are Tish's children from a previous relationship, whom Billy Ray adopted when they were very young.[11] Trace is a vocalist and guitarist for the electronic pop band Metro Station,[12] while Brandi has played guitar for Cyrus's concerts and formed a band with The Secret Life of the American Teenager star Megan Park.[13] Cyrus also has an older half-brother, Christopher Cody, from her father's previous relationship,[14] as well as a younger brother, Braison, and a younger sister, Noah, who is also an actress.[14]
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
IS 'NOT MILEY' A HIDDEN SISTER OR TRACE'S GF!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
Who is that next to Slash? She looks like a weird amalgam of Miley, Illeana Douglas, and a truck stop hooker.
The brother's GF looks old enough to be his mother!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
This should also be tagged under 'Elegance has a name' and 'Why are you doing this to us?'.
Little Noah is one odd looking sprout.....like a miniature Meryl Streep crossed with an Olsen. Seriously - this kid has a big, strange head.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by BostonMike on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 1:39pm.
When is Liam going to wake up and see what he has gotten himself into??
PS: Boy has a bod to kill for.
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Maybe if he shits a few more dicks out of his butthole he'll figure it out.
Jezus, what a bastard ugly lot of oxygen stealers.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
The Cyrus and Palin families need to befriend eachother. Imagine their Thanksgiving photos?
GOD-WILL YOU LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE- HOW FAR DID THEY HAVE TO COME FROM THE TRAILER PARK?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
The grandma looks like one of those old ladies who has a mean streak.. and would chain smoke all of your Virginia Slims if you left the room to get another beer. Trace looks like the kind of person who'd kill his whole family in their sleep. His date looks like his sister and this troubles me.
And Trish- I'm no makeup artist but I'm pretty sure you don't wear eyeliner UNDER the eyes when they are set that closely together. And these people are filthy rich why?
who is that chick that looks like a gutter version of Miley (I know-didn't seem possible)?? Is that Trace's girlfriend? FREAKY
The whole reason Miley isn't in any of the pics with her fam is because Liam looked down at her and whispered, "Have you taken a good look at them? You sure you want to admit your father married his sister?"
Edited for complete stupidity.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
This must be the Blind Item dude who's going to be big in movies and dump
her to be taken seriously but she's infatuated or something.
Works out very nicely.
That family comes with audio. Dueling Banjos.
*cringes*