Thursday, March 25th 2010

Evan Rachel Wood Really Wants You To See Her Engagement Ring

Evan Rachel Wood left STK in Los Angeles last night with her fiance Marilyn Manson (aka The Eater of Dreams) and she tried to look like she was not trying to show off her engagement ring. Bitch please. Stop trying to be slick. Just keep Marilyn busy in the backseat of the car by giving him a wrapped twinkie, and then proudly show off your stupid ring to the cameras. Marilyn wouldn't mind, because I'm sure he made the ring himself using the crushed bones of vampires and rock candy.

And I really wasn't joking when I called Marilyn The Eater of Dreams. I mean:

If the townspeople of Springwood threw powdered donuts at Freddy Krueger instead of burning him, he would look just like Marilyn Manson. 1...2..Marilyn's coming for fondue....

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WTH does she see in him?

nono's picture

Wait wasn't she dating Skarsgaard?

johnnysgirl's picture

She has pretty hands and I really like his jacket. There, I said two nice things. Not just one, but two!

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d-nice's picture

que FEO!

swarm-of-locusts's picture

The thing about sucking dick or burning a Bible on stage is that the first time it's shocking, every time after that it just becomes part of the act...and a crap act at that these days. MM thinks he has to live his own bullshit 24 hrs a day and it is starting to show personally and professionally.
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guilty of being white's picture

I had seen Marilyn Manson in 2008 with SLAYER...I thought I was going to see a good show but all I saw was the camera on him and a not so good performance. SLAYER blew him away! I don't consider burning a bible very shocking but that was all he did. Big fucking deal. I can still hear the crowd....SLAYER....SLAYER...SLAYER...

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mrshotmess's picture

@ albatross,

you can thank my husband for that gem, we had a pile of dirty laundry once and our room smelled because of it...i was sick and not able to do any laundry so it just kinda sat there...he walked into the room and said "you might think about opening a window, it smells like hot buttered ass in here"
I could not stop laughing...then we did the laundry.
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Big Bertha's picture

She's a beautiful girl, what the fuck is she doing with him?

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 9:56am.

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You are probably right about MM's financial situation. This is when it would help for him to not be so drug addled, so he could really hunker down and work this all out. Hell that goes for most of Hollywood. Sometimes their egos are too big for them to get any breathing room to objectively assess a situation.

Reeter's picture

Marilyn Manson looks like shit! I mean, he always looks like shit...but he looks shittier now.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

@parkerj:

Ha!I've crossed paths with people like that myself and they seem to live in a bubble where everything they think matters will matter to you.
I believe MM is becoming broker than broke with his lifestyle and using Rachel to get some press. His record featuring her as his Lolita girlfriend was a critical and financial bomb. He had Twiggy come back for the last album and that tanked too because they spent more time acting like degenerate rockstars than getting shit done; techs can only work with what they're given. He's hoping that the shock of Rachel being with him will generate the press it did the first time around, which it won't. He's bringing her down more than she's lifting him up.

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Stoney's picture

Congrats, Evan! I always wanted to marry a junkie too!

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rukiddingme's picture

Wow, ol' Marilyn is looking kinda old in these pics. Pretty soon, he's going to really start looking like a drag queen.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 8:50am.

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Regarding MM doing this to get back at Dita, that is so sad and small minded. Unfortunately I've had experience with a guy like that and I remember when it happened, it shocked me. Its bizarre how a grown person thinks they can act like a three yo. All that does is make anyone in the know feel sorry Dita was with such a low-down loser.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

Between serious drug use, divorce settlement, poor sales on the last two records, no showing at concert performances, expensive purchases like that rock, and multiple lawsuits that he's settled or is paying lawyers to fight MM's got to be doing some serious hurting financially.

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moriah's picture

Her purse has attacked me with it's ugliness. They are both not news-worthy and honesty, come on, who gives a shit?

swarm-of-locusts's picture

@parkerj:
I'm just someone who has my ear to the ground when it comes to certain things. MM is pretty well known when it comes to how manipulative and malicious he is to people. He gets off on humiliating and degrading others; I'm just surprised that he's still getting away with it as much as he is given how fucked up he's been the last couple of years...the people he's around have to be majorly stupid because he is not a quick as he used to be. Everything he does with Rachel smacks of trying to get back at Dita for leaving him. I guarantee you he told Rachel to walk out of the restaurant with her hand up so the ring would be flashed, he thinks people actually give a fuck.

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Wren's picture

Everyone's saying that she's too good for him just based on her looks. It's true that she is a million times hotter than him, but do we know if she is crazy? I've never heard any stories about her other than being Dita 2.0, but I have to wonder what is the matter with her.

I'm thinking MM is the one who told her to flash her ring, he seems like the kind of douche who would get engaged to get into the headlines. Didn't he mention being back together with her in an interview?

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onetakenfreak's picture

onetakenfreak!

Looks like Nicolas Cage doing a bad/fat impersonation of Manson to me!!!

babybunny's picture

MM has one of those weak chins that make men look like such pussys. He is nnaassttaayy...and looks like he will not age well....damn homegirl is real pretty and could have done much better...if he cheated on Dita, for sure he will cheat on Evan....he is a real dirty dog....

Pamela's picture

WTF?????

parkerj's picture

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 8:20am.

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Hey good morning swarm... are you in the LA /hollywood scene by chance? You always sound like you are in the know.

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swarm-of-locusts's picture

Well good-morning, darlin'. She's engaged to some geriatric,druggie goth who probably shits himself several times a week because he's too fucking high to crawl to the bathroom. I've read that he's very, very controlling and likes to mindfuck chicks with low self-esteem; I don't even want to know what he makes Rachel do in private.

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MyFingersHurt's picture

I feel bad for her parents. How fucking creepy that she was like 18 when she & Manson first hooked up - and he was a middle-aged, washed-up, waaaay passed his prime, former "shock rocker" who was MARRIED. Who imagines their (young, beautiful, talented) daughter ending up with someone like that?

Kerfuffles's picture

She's looking a bit Ashley Olsen-ish in the face, but yeah, her hair color is gorgeous. Still, can't stand the smug bitch. You're marrying Marilyn Manson. It's nothing to be proud of.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I love her hair color and want those shoes.

Other than that... have fun fucking that ugly motherfucker until the divorce, twatwaffle.

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Submitted by mrshotmess on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 3:34am.

LMAO @ "hot buttered ass"...I'll have to remember that one!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:42pm.
looks like a star belly Sneetch after an attack of eyeliner

Dr. Seuss reference FTW!

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Queef Richards's picture

I don't care about either of their love lives, but I will say one of the best rock shows I've ever seen in my entire life was MM at a local club on his first tour. The band was tight, and he didn't have any real props other than what the band could haul around in their van. Seriously reminded me of early Alice Cooper.

Rem Koolhaas's picture

High school ended a long time ago, Brian. Take off that silly narcissistic make up and act like a man for once in your life.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:33pm.
"Not that he was EVER handsome"
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he was (in my opinion) when he was around 20? 25? and not yet famous.
still like him, can't help it - i don't care about his "religion" nor wives - though i believe evan more that she's in love than dita. but whatever - none of my business and i'm not really interested in his lovelife.
it's just astonishing how many hard words have been written here.

Dita and Evan are beautiful women.

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mrshotmess's picture

Wait, what video? what the hell did i miss?

Well isn't this perty..he looks like hot buttered ass and she is flashing a ring around town. What a crock. She is a pretty girl who could easily do better than that washed up douche sack full of ugly assholes. But like Shopaholic said...if she is willing to marry him, then well, they can both eat a bowl of dicks...and deal with the indigestion...

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 1:42am.
At what age do you stop thinking it's cool and edgy to date douchebags who never grew out of their "goth douche" faze?
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LOL- I couldn't agree more and would add "a very ugly" douchebag

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At what age do you stop thinking it's cool and edgy to date douchebags who never grew out of their "goth douche" faze?

She's gonna be the nasty ho version of Bullocks. Why would you date a man with this history. Nothing wrong with McGowan or Von Teese, but he has a history of being obsessed with abusing women, as Jenna Jameson and his biography will tell you. Yeah, his bio could be shock writing for the sake of attention, but what kind of dude talks about his band mates fucking deaf girls so they can throw insults at them? An ASSHOLE who deserves to be burned in hell and be sodomized until his prostate turns into a pulp. Blech.

speakit's picture

herhair is the color of a brand new penny. that'ssoo purdy. i want that

theresapop's picture

UHG!!! Manson is trying to push back the hands of time!!!!! He totally got face work done otherwise why does he look so different, bloated and uglier than normal!!! and she has done stuff to a la heidi montage cause she looks completely different here than before...so poor thing that she hasnt grown out of the daddy issue and being to cool for school faze cause if she marries this guy when she is 30 she will totally regret it and feel like a dumb ass...

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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:34pm.

Is it just me or is he starting to look like Boy George ?
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That is totally it JC!! I went "whoooo is it that he's reminding me of here? A bit peewee herman-ish around the mouth? But no, you just totally cleared it up. He is on the path to looking like a pathetic, saggier version of boy george!

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Of course she likes MM. He's an "eccentric" and famous older man who happens to like HER of all the lasses in the land. She is the special one who he bestows his attentions.

It's easy to be seduced by that when you're a naive young girl with daddy issues. I still like her though and the girl is gorgeous, no denying that.

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Datura's picture

This is the best I've ever seen ERW look. She's usually a bit mannish in the face. Love (and probably loads of mind expanding chemicals) looks good on her. Bless.

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Madam Pince's picture

God, they're useless.

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Possum's picture

Ugh I hate both of these used-up bottles of douche water.

letinstar's picture

how come mm looks so beat all about the face and shit...he can't have that much money to snag a preteen like erw, can he?
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Miami's picture

MM was popular, successful, and relevant 10 years ago. Now, um, not so much. I agree with the other posters. That ring should be Kobe Bryant worthy, which it is not.

Sexy Pants's picture

MM, you are too old. This is a tired and beat down act, and you need some sunlight and possibly a lye bath, followed by a Holy Water rinse. ERW, she is beautiful...I don't get this...what am I missing?

Maybe she's just an incognito vampire-hunter.