Thursday, March 25th 2010
Robert Pattinson's Wax Figure Is Going To Get Somebody Pregnant
Even though RPattz's new wax figure at Madame Tussauds's in London looks more like a skinny Leonardo DiCaprio with a Yorkie on his head, that isn't stopping crazed Twihards from trying to lose their virginity with it. I hope the cleaning people know how to remove extra chunky panty pudding crust from wax, because that thing will be covered in it at the end of the day. You know how some park statues are drenched in pigeon poo? Well, it's going to look like that, but instead of pigeon caca it will be coochie cream. MAN DOWN CODE 10!
And in 9 months, all of these crazies will be giving birth to tealights and shit.
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Does it come with odorama? Whether in real life or wax bitch still looks dirty. Look at those twihard bitches did they feast on cheeseburgers?
RPatz isn't that cute. He has a ginat/flat head.
At least they made it to look like it has never seen a shower or soap or a shaver.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Well, it's nice to see him finally clean, and he is kinda giving me some sessy eyes....
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Oops, they made Kyle Howard instead... (Who? http://bit.ly/kOCja )
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They cleansed the Downs out of his face.
Looks like Shane West after sticking his fingers in a power outlet.
Submitted by mitchyul on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:39pm.
Dogs on a fire hydrant.
Exactly - LOL!
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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget
Meh, I can't judge. If there were a wax figure of Jakey Gyllenhaal or Gale Harold, I'd be dribbling all over it, too.
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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget
I expect the 1 with braces to break-in after hours and steal the statue, look at how she's lovingly stroking his hair. This will end up as somebody's Real Doll.
Ahhh....this makes sense. I drive past Madamme Tussaud's every day on my way to work and there were endless queues outside. I was wondering why.... :D
LOL @ all the comments! What can I add to this, except to say that I really don't find him that attractive. He has a really big head. And the teenybopper skanks swarming all over his waxiness need to get a fucking life!!
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Wow, it looks more lifelike and convincing than he does!
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Why not, if the undead in Twilight can make sperm (but the female vampires can't get pregnant), thus impregnating a mortal Bella... anything is possible. I hate that I read any part of that series (the 4th book). Ugh.
Stupid wax figure. But better looking than RP in real life. Lautner is a cutie-pie (but I can't look at him as a sex symbol). He does have a pug nose but a great smile, though he doesn't have anything on a young Adam Beach. That's some true native hotness, IMO.
wow. hope whomever creates those figures doesn't mind having like 3 or 4 extras. Lol, I could totally see that statue behind plexiglass or guarded by men with tasers. Geez.
Does it smell as bad as him though?
@Whatever.
Agreed!
Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:15pm.
I don't think he is cute. And that Taylor guy has a pig nose. What has happened to people's taste?
It has gone straight down the rat hole.
You know I read somewhere that in ancient Greece, sometimes men would have to be forcibly kept from having sex with statues. I suspect we're seeing history repeat itself.
I don't think he is cute. And that Taylor guy has a pig nose. What has happened to people's taste?
This is so fucking creepy. Those crazy broads need to get a grip.
what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
The wax version of him is actually a better actor.
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Dogs on a fire hydrant.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:39pm.
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Really? I see him going at me from behind, smacking my ass and telling me I love it. But I'm ovulating right now so I'm probably just really horny.
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Well based on what I've seen of him in televised interviews.... I'm gonna have to go with Tigerlilly's description.
Which was hysterical.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:39pm.
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Really? I see him going at me from behind, smacking my ass and telling me I love it. But I'm ovulating right now so I'm probably just really horny.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:39pm.
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Bwhahahahahaha!!! Thanks Tiger, your assessment of Rob's fucktime prowess made me squirt my after-work cocktail outta my nose!! "shall I move it about?" That's good stuff there
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but you find it HWAT, right...Right..???? ;-)
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oh yeah! It's not easy to find someone who knows how to talk dirty. Usually when they do, it just makes me laugh and say "shut up". Or I stick my dick in their mouths. :P
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 6:49pm.
He sure has some special fans.
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HA! Agreed Madam S.
Damn, they are practically mounting the damn thing, which is essentially solidified wax. Ugh next please.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:39pm.
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Bwhahahahahaha!!! Thanks Tiger, your assessment of Rob's fucktime prowess made me squirt my after-work cocktail outta my nose!! "shall I move it about?" That's good stuff there
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but you find it HWAT, right...Right..???? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:39pm.
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Bwhahahahahaha!!! Thanks Tiger, your assessment of Rob's fucktime prowess made me squirt my after-work cocktail outta my nose!! "shall I move it about?" That's good stuff there.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:10pm.
I don't get RPatt on a fundamental level.
But for some reason, he looks like he'd be fun in bed. The kind of guy who will fuck you so rough and so raunchy that the Urinary Tract Infection would be totally worth it.
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Really?
I see him as a total
"is it in? Yes, then, shall I move it about??? Ok,then...M'mmm...Yes, well...Are you enjoying this? Ok...Well, should I move it about?....Ok..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL@PeachPie: Allergic. Allergic to vagina. Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Notice how these rabid fans that go after these dicks, waxed or not are same type,over weight,stringy haired,pimply faced morons who have more than likely never been touched by a live man.
Notice how rabid fans of most of these young famous dicks are the same over weight long stringy haired types that truly think he's going to pick one them,waxed or not.
I don't get RPatt on a fundamental level.
But for some reason, he looks like he'd be fun in bed. The kind of guy who will fuck you so rough and so raunchy that the Urinary Tract Infection would be totally worth it.
What the hell? Do those fatties call themselves "the Gay Sneaker Brigade" or what?
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Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 6:11pm.
Nice! They made him look like Matthew Perry!
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Thaaaat's who it looks like.
That pic is full of pudge and fug.
Ugh.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 5:39pm.
Did they add the stench of unwashed hair, body odor, stale Marlboros and bad breath for that added touch of realism?
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I don't think that can be replicated. But from the looks of the wax figure, they tried.
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Right? I were him, I'd be pissed they made me look as dirty as I smell!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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7th thumbnail...throw a tan, crumpled raincoat on him and he'd look just like Columbo.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 6:58pm.
Even his wax figure needs a Silkwood shower and some Right Guard
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lol!
Even his wax figure needs a Silkwood shower and some Right Guard. This kid is just NASTY to me.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The first thing I would do is open the zipper and see if they duplicated the penis.
it just looks like an older dirtier version of him...NOTHING like a young Clint Eastwood...Clint was absolutely gorgeous when he was young...Rob could never compete in his wildest dreams.
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He sure has some special fans.
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Even his wax figure looks like it smells bad.
Icky. Sicky.
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These pictures are not from the London Madame Tussaud's, it's the one here in NYC. A few friends of mine went this morning to see the unveiling and they said the photographers instruct the girls and women there to act enthusiastic over it. There's even video on youtube where you hear one of the photographers yell to the girls "grab something" and "run your fingers through his hair". My friends were told they weren't enthusiastic enough. They were like, um it's a hunk of wax. How enthusiastic are we suppose to be? It looks nothing like Rob.
These pictures are not from the London Madame Tussaud's, it's the one here in NYC. A few friends of mine went this morning to see the unveiling and they said the photographers instruct the girls and women there to act enthusiastic over it. There's even video on youtube where you hear one of the photographers yell to the girls "grab something" and "run your fingers through his hair". My friends were told they weren't enthusiastic enough. They were like, um it's a hunk of wax. How enthusiastic are we suppose to be? It looks nothing like Rob.
That wax burned would smell better than him!
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