Thursday, March 25th 2010
Cannot Be Unseen
Neversquare at ONTD just had to point out how much Ke$sha looks like John Travolta in the face.....and in the crotch too, probably. DAMN TO THE FUCK! How am I going to watch Grease without picturing Danny Zuko barfing in Parasite Hilton's closet or licking Mick Jagger's asshole (Ed note: That probably happened in real life).
This must be some kind of Scientology trap, because I'd be willing to go through a week of Tommy Girl's Booty Camp in order to unsee that image. I didn't mean that, Scientologists. Please don't come beating on my front or back door.
Anyway, here's more of John Travolta's secret love child with a sewer rat dipping her never-ending crotch in Bondi Beach today.
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its not the swimsuit she just nasty looking
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I definitely don't have a great body, but Ke$sha looks like a large rectangle....or maybe it's just the suit?
I like it how women with multiple kids look better than this girl who has none and who seems so full of herself and way out of her league in everything. It is nauseating. I really thought she must have had to have a better body than this to be so popular. Somehow singing about waking up in the morning smelling like P Diddy though gets you famous.
The resemblance is uncanny!
Also, I'm not sure if it's her body or the swimsuit. There are so many unflattering suits out there, it's incredible. Forget finding jeans that make you look good, swimsuits are impossible.
And seeing these young tricks with the wonky bodies makes me feel pretty good about mine. I'm on par with them but I have three kids to use as an excuse.
The resemblance is uncanny!
Also, I'm not sure if it's her body or the swimsuit. There are so many unflattering suits out there, it's incredible. Forget finding jeans that make you look good, swimsuits are impossible.
And seeing these young tricks with the wonky bodies makes me feel pretty good about mine. I'm on par with them but I have three kids to use as an excuse.
That is just creepy.
I have no idea who the hell she is other than MKs posts but she looks annoying.
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 2:18pm.
Pixies w00t!
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Agreed, w00t, w00t!
I miss the days when music was GREAT!
if that is not the manliest shaped body i've seen i don't know what is..how is she famous again?? eww. i look better than her in a bikini that's for damn sure
You know that bitch has never heard of The Pixies in her life.
I really don't understand with all the gorgeous faces + equally gorgeous bodied women with true talent that try to get noticed for their singing/acting abilities.. how the fuck do they get passed up for trash like Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus? Ok, Miley Cyrus has her dad from the business already so I guess that is why. What about the other two? Do they give mind-blowing unforgettable head or something? Really, it's baffling.
This is why Megan Fox is considered a goddess now, despite that in every town in America some nobody young girl could rival the same beauty.
Okay, off my soapbox. This ho just set me off lol.
Like Cupcake was mentioning below, she has the body of a 50yo who's already given birth to a litter.
ok WTF? is it her swimsuit or what? her whole crotch/stomach area looks wrong.
snowy - i'll ask her tonight... I'm sure she'll know... LOL at lil gangsta
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I just have to say again, THIS BITCH. She has some nerve.
OMG so true, I think she's his love child
Jack, ask the lil gangsta who this annoying ugly trick is, she prolly thinks she's AMAZING!!!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
OMG YESSSSSSSS, separated at birth? Wow that's amazing, they really do..good eye MK!
Her body isnt that bad, she's very young and I dont think she's fat. She just made a very, very, very poor decision whilst buying bathing suits, that one is definitely not for her...to high cut and not flattering at all, Im sure a better suit and she'd look much better.
But she sucks music wise and is very irrelevant.
She has got to be the most irrelevant person that the paparazzi have ever wasted a click on.
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Oh God. THIS is her body? What fucking trash, she's in Hollywood now and should step her game up. And the bitch has the nerve to go after Britney Spears who had TWO kids and right now has a better body than Ke$ha. The fucking nerve of some people, I SWEAR.
such an awkwardly-shaped body ... that swimsuit was the wrong choice.
Why bother wearing a top that doesnt cover up the FUPA.
I feel sorry for the Pixie's :(
Bitch has probably never even listened to
one of their songs.
What's with all the popsters nowadays?
they're all fug in the face
That is effed up.
WTF is with her "companion" in the black bikini? Steamrollered-head much?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
no clue who this ugly bitch is....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
She needs one of those bathing suits that is flowery with a little skirt.. that'd suit her more.
GREASED FRIGHTENING!!
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
She needs to take 2 fingers & push back that gunt that is working its way out of her swimsuit.
WoW I gotta say that's kinda freaky.
Pixies w00t!
She's kinda mu$hy.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
lol pig what is she pregnant? MAYBE IT IS JOHN TRAVOLTA! :O
Holeeeeee shiiiiiiit! Uncanny!
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Douchechill!
I saw the pics on TMZ today and thought she resembled someone.....
Erghhh!!!!
Aw, hell. Quick, someone make me have a seizure to see if I can un-etch that sketch outta my head. She DOES look exactly like him in that picture.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
EWWWWW, worse than her Revolta face, she has fat 50 yr old woman's crotchal area going on in the 11th thumbnail. Well it isn't exactly crotch but it is that general region. Is that a fupa?
I'm confused. What is going on with the proportions of her body? She looks like my old aunt, all gnarly and stretched out.