Thursday, March 25th 2010
Cannot Be Unseen
Neversquare at ONTD just had to point out how much Ke$sha looks like John Travolta in the face.....and in the crotch too, probably. DAMN TO THE FUCK! How am I going to watch Grease without picturing Danny Zuko barfing in Parasite Hilton's closet or licking Mick Jagger's asshole (Ed note: That probably happened in real life).
This must be some kind of Scientology trap, because I'd be willing to go through a week of Tommy Girl's Booty Camp in order to unsee that image. I didn't mean that, Scientologists. Please don't come beating on my front or back door.
Anyway, here's more of John Travolta's secret love child with a sewer rat dipping her never-ending crotch in Bondi Beach today.
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dear lord! her bottom half looks like it belongs to a 40 year old! wtf is up with that? and i like how in the last pic with her friend, her left hand is digging her bathing suit out of her ass...
"..never-ending crotch." --- you make me burst out laughing, MK
That's a big bitch. She is no doubt lying about her age.
*raises hand* WTF is this "girl" and why is "she" important?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
At first I thought her body was unfortunate. However, I think she is just wearing a very unflattering outfit.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:08pm.
I grew up in Daytona Beach (yeah, I'm not bragging) when Travolta had a house there. I ran into him often. Very nice guy. And he WAS having an affair with Tom Cruise around 1990-1992. It was known even then.
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Henceforth, I shall call the beast "FupaCabra"
It looks exactly like Travolta and Tonya Harding gave birth to a creature with a grandmother's body.
Click on the "Look, I'm a dorky geenie!" pic.
Miss Trevolting has a MASSIVE FUPA!!!!!!
So the hottest things in pop right now are... a beached whale and a Madonna impersonating blonde Winehouse lookalike? Indeed, apparently everyone truly gets their 15 minutes of fame regardless of talent, looks, whatnot.
Next is your momma's turn.
oh and one last thing i never bought pinks first record and would never buy this girls record either...cause that stupid tick tock song is the most stupid thing i have ever heard!!!
must agree her shape is like a rectangle no hips no curve to even signify hips she is straight up and down and broad...so im thinking that is why she chose to wear those bottoms not good it only highlighted her man figure...i would not put it past her knowing who the pixies are...she did sing a radiohead song in her jr high talent show...for some reason i get a pink vibe from her...she had to sing the songs the record company gave her on her first outing maybe on her next album she will be more alternative like pink did on her second album...cause really pink now is in no way the pink she was on her first album completely two different people it seems...im thinking this girl is playing the same card...crappy pop for now and if she is lucky and her record company deems her worthy of a next album she will move a bit to alternative music its obvious that is what she likes...she is playing the puppet role for now....
on the other hand the blouse she wears to cover up makes me think she is self aware(unlike Mimi) so I kinda feel bad for trash talking about her,
Hil-ar-i-ous!
And yeah, the bitch is beat.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 5:20pm.
I thought she was wearing all that makeup to cover up a pretty face and be the next Avril Lavigne or some shit.
I was gravely wrong.
This bitch is beat.
EPIC FACIAL FAIL!!
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no wonder there are no clear promo pictures of this person most are just face close-ups,
that body and that bathing suit do not belong together, she needs to wear shorts or something to frame those strange grandma hips,
so it seems just about anyone can be a pop star with loads of autotune and a ton of photoshop.
who the hell is she waving/posing to? I know the paparazzi snapping pictures were closing their eyes while taking these shots. "Hey! Over here! A little to the right! No, your right!" I just don't get her appeal. Her songs are pointless and annoying. Wait a minute...isn't her mom a music producer? Did she meet Travolta in the bathroom at the Saturday Night Fever afterparty? It would explain the uncanny resemblance...
OK, I clicked again and the fuckery is just building like the mold in one of JJ's skank's holes!
Last week this Ke$ha trick was like 19, right?
Now I am reading she is 23?
This is some Benjamin Buttons in reverse ignunce!
But those thighs and that facial fuckery leads me to believe hometrick is either closer to 30...
or cursed with a touch o'tard!
And I am being generous with 30.
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that is the most unflattering display of......stuff on a beach I've ever seen..
I have no idea who she is other than she's getting talked about ALL the time now.
But yeah... those 2 def look like eachother.
LMAO @ Manimal...
Also,poor thing looks like someone's elderly grandma at the shore. Tik Tok, indeed. :/
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
wow, no way is she 23.
What I'm seeing is how much Travolta looks like Daryl Hannah.
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Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside...'round the outside...'round the outside.
OK Travolta 'fess up!!!
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that is not how i imagine the body of a 23 year old would look like unless she's a birth machine of her own secret love children since the age of 7,
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 5:45pm.
It's TIK TOK! Get it right, poser!
HAAAAWWWWW!
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John Travolta's features on a man?
Passable.
Travolta's features on a woman?
Not so much.
Check out his sister and you will know why.
Thankfully, Ella looks like a nice hybrid of her mama and daddy!
And if TommyGirl and Travolta were having an affair, there were dildos involved.
Those two bottoms together would be like striking wood together to get fire!
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She does now look like John Travolta, which is bad enough, but I'm guessing she'll look like Dame Edna Everage as she gets older.
Omg that;'s crazy! !!! LOL!
Freaky....
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
I grew up in Daytona Beach (yeah, I'm not bragging) when Travolta had a house there. I ran into him often. Very nice guy. And he WAS having an affair with Tom Cruise around 1990-1992. It was known even then.
No doubt she bought that Pixies shirt at Hot Topic and has never even heard their music.
What gutter did they find her passed out in? Can we send her back to it?
Why oh WHY did I come back to this thread and click on her photos?
She has NO business being that young (her claims anyway) and looking like THAT.
She has a hit single now, so she needs to hire a trainer and work this body ignunce OUT.
Stat!
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Ya know, I never found her interesting enough to even hate on but now I have to after seeing her in that Pixies t-shirt. Bitch, take that shirt off! You are not worthy!!!
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this is what that skank gets. im glad. and at first i thought it was just the one pic that made her look like him but NO its every pic i went on google and she really does look like him in every pic. him with makeup. HA HA HA HA makes me happy ~Matty
hahha! she does! also she looks like that Vienna chick that won the bachelor this season. I was TRICKED into watching the first episode and I got hooked dammit!
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Haha! I knew she was reminding me of an ugly celeb. Dead on!
YIKES!
we had a pilot at us air that looks like travolta and he used it to his benefit. he told people he was travolta's nephew and got free shit. fucker, nice moves.
it must suck to look like him and be a chick.
Submitted by Infamous on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 5:36pm.
who is Kesha (I refuse to put a dollar sign) and why is she relevant?!
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Nevermind - I won't even call her Kesha. I call her Keisha, it drives the kids crazy.
And she has a song called tic toc.
Please allow me to share the lyrics with you as they were shared with me by an 11 year old girl (who loves the sugary sweet melodies and basic beats!):
I’m talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin’ til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop
No
Oh oo whoa oo whoa o
She's really very charming:)
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Kesha's built like a garbage can on stilts.
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Wow, I can actually post!
Anyway, this is blowing my mind right now. She looks JUST like him! Creepy.
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who is Kesha (I refuse to put a dollar sign) and why is she relevant?!
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Excellent detective work on finding JT's long lost daughter.
The resemblance is dead on.
Did the finder of this tidbit go to the LaToya School of Detectivity?
I know not a word, but it is LaToya and it sounds smart.
Blob Blob Blob.
I thought she was wearing all that makeup to cover up a pretty face and be the next Avril Lavigne or some shit.
I was gravely wrong.
This bitch is beat.
EPIC FACIAL FAIL!!
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If you scroll to just past her head, that second to last photo looks just like a pic from my nana Georgie's vacation in Boca Raton.
what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
She can always become a Vinnie Barbarino impersonator. She's is insanely unattractive.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 4:24pm.
Looks to me Ke$sha is a thick girl..
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Trudat.
And she looks like John Travolta.
Good luck with that styrofoam thing, hunny.
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Looks to me Ke$sha is a thick girl..
Won't throw stones to Britney, Miss Glass House. Brit Brit is looking a LOT better.
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