OctoMom And Peta Get In Bed Together
OctoMommy isn't going to be homeless anytime soon! So those of you who are related to her in any way can plug your phone back in take the "We've Moved To Tanzania" sign off your front door. Actually, if you're related to her, you should probably move to Tanzania any way, just in case.
OctoMom and her child army were in danger of being kicked out of their Den of Dirty Diapers and Delusion, because she failed to make a lump sum payment of $450,000 to the owner of the house. The owner of the house threatened to begin foreclosure proceedings if the money didn't land between his luscious cleavage by last Tuesday.
Well, Tuesday came and gone and OctoCrazy is still living in the house. TMZ says that the owner of the house has held off on putting Octo on the curb, because he has come to an agreement with her dad. Octo will continue to make monthly payments on the house while looking for a new loan. She promises to make the balloon payment of $450,000 once she secures a loan.
When Octo took her plight for cash to the ho stroll, both Vivid Entertainment and Peta offered to come to her rescue for a price. Vivid once again offered her $1 million if she spread her octopussay and took a load of baby batter to the titties in a porn movie. Thankfully, God can hold off pressing the eject button, because she turned the deal down. However, Octo did accept Peta's offer.
CNN says that Peta will pay Octo $5,000 a month to put a sign on her front yard advocating for hos to spay or neuter their pets. Peta will also provide her family with a lifetime supply of veggie burgers and dogs.
The only way this can get more psychotic is if Heather Mills was the one providing the veggie dogs. Heather Mills, Peta and OctoCrazy joining forces really does have all the makings of a terrifying horror movie. Eli Roth, get your typewriter out!
And does this mean OctoCrazy is finally going to be spayed while Bob Barker looks on with an approving look on his face?
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haha the older kid is feeding the forehead of its sibling.
I think all idiots should merge into one giant idiot, and then we can shoot it and BBQ the hell out of it.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Well, she IS like a bitch in heat
so apropos.
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Why does anyone still take PETA seriously?
"And does this mean OctoCrazy is finally going to be spayed while Bob Barker looks on with an approving look on his face?"
That is great!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn't a dog or cat more equipped to be an octomom than a human? YES. Why the hell should anyone listen to her? She never got HERSELF fixed! Stupid cunt.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
do you know how batshit insane i would be in 7 minutes flat if i was responsible for all these babies surrounding me??
if someone said to my ass "i have 2 million dollars in hundreds here, just for you, IF you watch these babies for one day" i'd flat out crack that bitch in the face and take a hundred as compensation for hearing that bitch suggest i was batshit crazy enough to take up on the offer.
impossible IMPOSSIBLE to even rationalize, fuck - joke even, about this total lunacy.
If this stupid bitch is making money, why is she still on the welfare roll? Getting free medical for her kids, free dental for her kids, getting food stamps for her kids, getting WIC for her kids, she's earning MONEY. Californian's are being ripped off to nearly 1 million dollars a year, she's got paid nanny's via Kaiser who is sub contracted for the medical needs of the kids because she says she INDIGENT. Obviously not.
She's also still freeloading on student loans, she signs up for a full load of classes gets the maximum amount of money and drops out. She's done that for nearly 7 years and doesn't have a BA and isn't close to one either. This woman is nothing more than a welfare cheat, and it's all on our backs and hard work. They need to take the kids away from her because she can't afford them, let them be adopted by people who can take care of them. She's such a crazy loser.
Submitted by Saiko on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 3:31pm.
Is the older son feeding one of the litter through its forehead with an apathetic look on his face?
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ROTF! I just noticed that too. And if you look closely, one of Octomom's babies is not only falling down, but being being SQUISHED!!!! between two of their brothers/sisters. What the hell?!?!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Is the older son feeding one of the litter through its forehead with an apathetic look on his face?
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
At least St. Angie is making her own cash to pay for her brood, but this bitch is as earth friendly as a fucking oil spill and can't even pay for her baby army.
Why do people give her the fucking time of day? It just encourages her to do this shit again. She's a famewhore of epic proportions with no money. IGNORE this bitch.
Im totally stealing this picture MK, love it, love it, love it. PERFECT!
@yepyepyep: EXACTLY! I was all - hey! That'll help! at the beginning but it totally doesn't - so forget it. It ain't worth it.
♥ Threadkilla!
"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."
~ Andy Parsons
by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:37am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:05am.
In FL, they're trying to have ADS on your license plates. Logo and website addresses right smack in the middle of the plate. wtf
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We're finally just trying to get the ads OFF of our transit. It's pretty sad - we're at a point where whole streetcars are painted - even over the windows - with ads. Luckily, I'm not the only one who thinks it's not coo
I wouldnt mind them except for the fact that public transportation prices keep going up and they are making a huge profit of ads so what gives?
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:01am.
Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:47am.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:38am.
Ok, but if you were her, wouldn't you take all the money they're throwing at you?
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Imagining myself as octocrazy is too unpleasant to do for even 1 second.
I've declined certain offers of money when it's compromised my ethics - but then again I don't have a litter of 14.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVo2xifmSw
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:51am.
"Wouldn't you hate to wake up and be Octo?"
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I'd hate to wake up and be one of her kids.
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@Green: I thought of that too but it was way too scary to write down.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Why is that little boy trying to feed that baby's forehead?
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:51am.
"Wouldn't you hate to wake up and be Octo?"
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I'd hate to wake up and be one of her kids.
The word repugnant doesn't begin to cover my disgust and loathing for this walking incubator.
This is just too good...Octotwat + PETA + that ad. I've been saying she birthed a litter since those babies appeared and now this ad makes a visual comparison between Octo and a cat...and two litters. Wouldn't you hate to wake up and be Octo?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
PETA just made my shit list.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:17am.
I have a money making idea for Octo. Put her, Tila Tequila, LiLo and Bombshit in a house together and let fuckery the likes of which you've never seen before commence. Some. One. Will. Die. No matter which one, WE ALL WIN!!!!
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FUND IT
Her laugh is enough reason to punch this bitch in the face:
http://www.mefeedia.com/video/28898210
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:17am.
I have a money making idea for Octo. Put her, Tila Tequila, LiLo and Bombshit in a house together and let fuckery the likes of which you've never seen before commence. Some. One. Will. Die. No matter which one, WE ALL WIN!!!!
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I hate reality TV shit shows but even I would watch this....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
@Better Off Dead:
It's true - that's what happened. The words just had the right movement to express myself...cuz bitch is driving me crazy, lemme tell you.
And to be fair, I've given her lots of chances...at the beginning the expression was more Ugh...and then Go away...and then Go away and don't come back....on and on until we get to "Die in a fire". It's her own fault really.
But when you say it out loud(unless you're among bitchy friends who get you) - it's BRUTAL. It's sounds reeeeeeeallly terrible;p And conversely, looks almost harmless as DIAF. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
I have a money making idea for Octo. Put her, Tila Tequila, LiLo and Bombshit in a house together and let fuckery the likes of which you've never seen before commence. Some. One. Will. Die. No matter which one, WE ALL WIN!!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I can think of at least a handful of people I'd wish death upon, this one is in the top 3. Wait, maybe #2.....
Octopussy needs to visit Salinas and take a long stroll down Main Street dressed in red.
BANG BANG BANG!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:09am.
Well I can't take credit, I didn't come up with it! Isn't it just the greatest, though? Short and to the point yet conveys your ultimate disgust with the person in question.
what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
I do think that wish someone to die in a fire is going too far. LOL! Maybe Hitler? Nadia didn't do anything on par with hate crimes or terrorism.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by Better Off Dead on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 11:07am.
DIE IN A FIRE, WHORE!!!!!
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Ok, this needs to stop.
I blurted this out about an associate yesterday. I can not tell you how many people I mortified with one little sentence:
"O I wish she'd just die in a fire"
And no way for me to explain that it's ALL YOUR FAULT I SAID THAT!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
The only reason the owner of this house agreed to let her live in it, with a balloon payment, was because he assumed she would get TV and Magazine deals worth lots of money, and assumed she would be responsible enought to pay him, ensuring a roof over their heads. What he didn't account for is Octopussy, is a selfish cunt who used the money for her lipsuction, tummy tuck and new tit job.
F A I L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE IN A FIRE, WHORE!!!!!
what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:55am.
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Maybe it's this guy?
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/15/nadya-suleman-octomom-date-boyfriend-octop...
Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:47am.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:38am.
You gotta hand it to her. Bitch is really smart. Don't you all wish you could fuck a lot, make lots of babies and get paid for it?
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That would be a no.
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Ok, but if you were her, wouldn't you take all the money they're throwing at you? Regardless of how pitiful it is that our society believes in rewarding this kind of irresponsible parenting, you can't blame her for taking the money.
Fucking PETA. Does this crazy ho not realize PETA is MOCKING her?? No problem for PETA because they hate people.
But on to this housing situation. This cunt CANNOT qualify for a loan with no job. AND evidently her current income (whatever the hell that is) isn't sufficient to even pay rent. AND I thought her parent's credit was shot due to putting up with her baby crazy shenanigans for waaaaay too many years. So how the fuck is she gonna buy this house?? AND who the fuck is this idiot homeowner??
BTW, somebody tell this bitch one of her litter is being smashed by its siblings in that pic...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:40am.
salacious, I'd agree with you except she didn't do the fucky times, she got turkey basted.
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Islandgirl, it would be safe to assume that someone's got to be fucking her brains out now, perhaps one of her body guards or publicist.
Her kids are going to feel great about that sign. Nothing like thinking of the kids. She couldn't work out some other way with Peta that wouldn't be in her kid's faces everyday? Idiot.
I hope it's not true. Peta sucks more and more each day. Other animal groups should start getting people's money.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:33am.
A lot of people want her to be humiliated and whatever else for what she's done but,come on. I personally would love to have the state take complete charge of her life until all the kids turn 18 but this is too much. Her kids have to walk past that sign, be teased even more by other kids and adults, and take on all of the humiliation that their mother is incapable of feeling. Fuck her; that sign being placed in the front yard is horrific for the children's development socially and psychologically they're suffering enough already.
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I agree with you. Her kids suffer enough without having a scarlet letter to show how fucked-up their situation is branded on their home.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:38am.
You gotta hand it to her. Bitch is really smart. Don't you all wish you could fuck a lot, make lots of babies and get paid for it?
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That would be a no.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVo2xifmSw
salacious, I'd agree with you except she didn't do the fucky times, she got turkey basted.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
LOL HH!!! I know it is my new thing I HATE IT! My daughter brought home her report card and had a few bad grades so I grounded her underachieving ass and she was like DAD I'll bring em up why so harsh? and I immediately responded SHIT JUST GOT REAL, HUH?!! LOL
*pitches tent on Evil's vacant lot* <---- lol sounds SESSUAL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
You gotta hand it to her. Bitch is really smart. Don't you all wish you could fuck a lot, make lots of babies and get paid for it?.
Oh and I never get tired of saying this but FUCK PETA!
www.petakillsanimals.com
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:05am.
In FL, they're trying to have ADS on your license plates. Logo and website addresses right smack in the middle of the plate. wtf
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We're finally just trying to get the ads OFF of our transit. It's pretty sad - we're at a point where whole streetcars are painted - even over the windows - with ads. Luckily, I'm not the only one who thinks it's not cool.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Fuck Octomom and fuck PETA. PETA will NEVER get one thin dime from me EVER now due to their continued fuckery. I guarantee it.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Hello? Are we figuring it out yet?
Economics is a LIE! A LIE I TELL YOU!
If the economy is SO bad how can a CHARITY afford to give $5000 a month for one sign posting?? HUH? HUH?
It's not really a lie but it IS a really complicated game that any 4 year old might play if it was simpler. I say "4 year old" cuz they keep changing the rules all the time and that's what little kids do.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:06am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:04am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:53am.
And let me tell you one thing... you wanna pay me 5,000 a month to put a sign in my yard I don't give a FUCK what it has written on it.... SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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Jack.. Yesterday I just blurted out " shit just got real" and Mr. HH looked at me like I have 4 eyes!
Good to see PETA is a good steward of all the money they collect. $5k a month for a sign in an LA suburban yard is a great investment.
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
Yum.
*clears vacant lot next to house for Jack*
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:05am.
In FL, they're trying to have ADS on your license plates. Logo and website addresses right smack in the middle of the plate. wtf
I already want to plow down the dumbass fuckers who dance on the side of the damn road with signs - like those Lady Liberty outfits for tax time. One bitch here does it with roller skates on so you almost think her ass is gonna roll onto the street into traffic. *wishes*
*reports to Hell*