Nice Try, Carly
29-year-old Carly Houston was arrested in Naperville, Illinois early Sunday morning for disorderly conduct after she threatened to beat a cab driver's ass and refused to pay the fare. When the cops arrived to diffuse the situation, Carly kept acting like a fool, so she was put in handcuffs and taken down to the jail house.
After the cops booked and fingerprinted Carly, they gave her a phone to make her one call. So who did Carly call? THIS BITCH called 911 "to report she's trapped inside the Naperville police detention facility." That really is the best. That's like calling Time Warner's customer service when your cable goes out. It's a call to nowhere.
Out of all the people Caryl could call, she calls her own captors! If Carly called her dealer, I could understand that, because you probably need some serious shit to get you through a night in jail. I would even throw her an approving nod if she called Domino's. But 911?!
Dumbass Carly was charged with theft of services, disorderly conduct, and making a false 911 report.
Just for the record, the police didn't tase Carly in her left eye. She's just making her "Ahz Bean Held Prisonr" face.
via Naperville Sun
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EveryStrangersEyes:
Get a life outside of Dlisted. Loser.
And PS: I dont care about you.
And PSS: If your delusional, retarded ass SERIOUSLY thinks you invented the term "I dont care", then you are bat shit crazy. That is the term I LIVE BY. You are seriously the most retarded fuck I have ever encountered.
I went to school with this chick! LMAO!!
I went to school with this chick!!! LMFAO!!!
Some people just can't handle their liquor!
Ugh fucking Napervillians. Twat where in Darien are you? Never knew there were so many of us on here lol.
Hahahaaaaa! Classic!
lololol, brilliant, I am so proud to be from Illinois now! Sorry Mr. Prez. she beats you hands down. :)
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Only two words for this asswipe: DUMBASS CUNT!!!
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I'm so glad I grew up (or never grew up) in the 70's ..cuz we got to run around naked, moon people before it was lewd and lascivious behavior, drink and drive, share a joint with a friendly cop and other fun stuff before it became REALLY illegal.
Carly is a dumbass.
Uhhh.... What MK refers to as the good stuff. I got set up for a bag of weed when I was 21. They never left me alone because I beat the same case twice for the same bag of weed they set me up with. It wasn't even that much. It's a really long story. They were following me. You just don't get away from them if they don't like you. They have to be number one. It's their mentality.
One of my childhood friends is a felon for life because he was drunk and knocked over a mail box. The lady called the cops, showed up for court, and now he's marked for life.
I know a guy that spent 6 months in DuPage, the County that Naperville resides in, for driving without insurance to await sentencing! He had lots of priors, but come on. They could have let him out before sentencing.
Genius ... they should have let her go just for trying this.
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z80, I have just one question. Why were you kicked out of the entire county? Are you dark-sided? :)
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Ha Ha Naperville!!! I used to live there, unfortunately. Thank god people are starting to understand what a fucked up town it is!
Everybody is in denial and likes to pretend that their shit doesn't stink. It is a very affluent suburb of Chicago, or at least Napervillans think it is. It also has one of the largest concentrations of Craigslist hookers in the area too.
Just to put things into perspective, there are 120 thousand people that live there and when I was basically kicked out of the entire county 10 years ago, there were almost no minorities. You will not see one homeless person either.
Here's the police blotter:
Somebody threw an egg at a judge.
A suspicious person kinda maybe followed a lady home too.
http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/news/police/index.html
And, just when you thought you had enough:
Here's a link to FUCKING "Safety Town." Safety town is located on the lawn of the Naperville Police Station. It was constructed to teach kids about who the fuck knows what. It's a miniature metropolis that probably cost tens of millions of dollars. It's absolutely stunning to drive by it. I'm really suprised some reclusive emo kids haven't burned it down yet.
http://naperville.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/pint-size-city-comes-alive-du...
http://www.napervillejuniors.org/Safety.htm
Somebody please tell me this town isn't normal.
OOOOOOOOOOOOY SORRY FOR THE USE OF CAPS SO LATE , BUT NO ONE MESSES WITH MAH JEWEL !
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LEAVE ESE ALONE , NOW I AM TOO TIRED AND KINDA TYPING JUST RANDOMNESS AND STUFF , BUT HONEST HE IS THE NICEST GUY HERE , WORD AND I DON'T USE THAT WORD OFTEN AND STUFF , SO JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!
ESE IS A GENTLEMAN AND THAT'S THAT !
OK NIGHTY
ESE IS HOT
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
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No worries about that fucktard! Welcome back, sir!
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 2:42am.
oh, i'm done playing with this one... back to the OP for me!
OT: still not caring!!
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ESE, you are fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed mbar. xoxox
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
dude, sorry you are fighting with that fucktard but seriously, thank god someone is back in here!!!! i was so bored i was about to go hang out with my lame roommate and her boyfriend
Submitted by mbar on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 1:17am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:33pm.
oh yeah, just for good measure... uuummm, mbar.. "i don't care" has been my line for over two years... stop plagiarizing!!
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I thought you said you were done responding to me, dumbass. You're retarded. And crazy. :)
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oh, we're doing name calling now, are we?... well, first off i said: "i'm gonna have to go ahead and ignore you for now, silly"... did ya catch that part that said "for now"?
secondly... you calling me "retarded and crazy"... well, i guess i'll just have to live with that stunning evaluation from such a learned scholar as yourself... i really don't know how i'll go on, though... i'm CRUSHED!
third and finally... i'm deeply sorry that a cab driver ran over your puppy in a former life, and now you have a need to take claim to calling working people "shit", but i'm gonna go ahead and state that your idea of "shit of the Earth" is just plain wrong, but i'm sure your chariot will be rounding the garden at any moment and you will be off to the "Let Them Eat Cake" ball... i humbly request that you choke on it.
...now, that is all
*edited to add*...
OT: i don't care
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"Piiiiiigs...iiiin...spaaaaaaace!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:33pm.
oh yeah, just for good measure... uuummm, mbar.. "i don't care" has been my line for over two years... stop plagiarizing!!
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I thought you said you were done responding to me, dumbass. You're retarded. And crazy. :)
Oh so this is the post where everything interesting is goin down.
Stupid Naperville Cunt.
oh yeah, just for good measure... uuummm, mbar.. "i don't care" has been my line for over two years... stop plagiarizing!!
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"Piiiiiigs...iiiin...spaaaaaaace!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:57pm.
I'm on her side. I hate cab drivers. They are the shit of the Earth.
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...the fuck does a random cab driver have to do with this dumb bitch's antics??? what a fucking tard comment, for real. you don't pay someone you get reprimanded. what does any rational person not understand about that. tryna play 'the bitch' card does not exempt anyone.
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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:57pm.
I'm on her side. I hate cab drivers. They are the shit of the Earth.
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yeah, they're surely beneath you... it must be a bitch getting them to do you a service while they're trying to make a living doing one of the top most dangerous jobs in the U.S.
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I don't care.
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as incredible as that retort is... i'm gonna have to go ahead and ignore you for now, silly
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"Piiiiiigs...iiiin...spaaaaaaace!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:57pm.
I'm on her side. I hate cab drivers. They are the shit of the Earth.
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yeah, they're surely beneath you... it must be a bitch getting them to do you a service while they're trying to make a living doing one of the top most dangerous jobs in the U.S.
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I don't care.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:57pm.
I'm on her side. I hate cab drivers. They are the shit of the Earth.
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yeah, they're surely beneath you... it must be a bitch getting them to do you a service while they're trying to make a living doing one of the top most dangerous jobs in the U.S.
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"Piiiiiigs...iiiin...spaaaaaaace!"
I'm on her side. I hate cab drivers. They are the shit of the Earth.
bitch is 'tough' enough to raise hell pre and post POPO, but is now crying in the mugshot. sad how peeps "delay" remorse for when shit gets real. dumbass is right, MK.
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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)
Hey Twat Muffin just saw your comment now. I've spent the past 6 years in Elmhurst and those people drive me nuts with their terrible driving and general ignorance is bliss attitude. And I agree with you on Naperville and throw Wheaton into that mix just for having their own version of BYU & Bible thumpers out there. I was raised on the Southside so it's definitely a different mindset.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
I agree with everyone who says she should have called Domino's. If your ass is going to be rotting in prison, you might as well have pizza.
AAAHAHAHAHA!!! Wish she'd called Domino's instead, too.
Twat Muffin, you asked the right person... I am an expect at home bleaching!
1. Your hair didn't "lift" to the proper shade because it's too dark, or has too much red pigment in it.
2. If you still want to go blond, buy a home bleaching kit (using no more than 20 vol. peroxide) and apply to the parts that are the most red (probably the tips). Leave it on for about 20-30 min, then apply to the orangey/dark yellow sections (probably nearer the roots). Leave the whole mixture on until the overall color (from roots to tips) is a uniform yellow (for total posing time of approximately 45 min).
3. Buy a deep beige tone-on-tone coloration kit and apply as a finishing touch. Your hair will be gorgeous!
Sweet Jezzbus, another waste of skin and oxygen.
Had a cousin that lived in Naperville. Children of the Corn gots nothing on them.
Edited because I took all my night time meds and is feeling no pain.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Is she related to Shitney, perchance?
who???
Coma Caca!
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HollyG -- any western 'burbs in particular that drive you crazy? Some of the people out here can be a trip; I agree on that. Naperville drives me nuts because there's so many breeder soccer moms out there.
I feel this is exclusively a white chick thing to do...I feel this...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sorry for the double post. Guess I'm a dumbass burb dweller too.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
Bitches always like to go to Naperthrill instead of the city bc it's cheaper. I like it but a lot of the residents of the western burbs could make me go on a maniacal rampage someday.
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
Rosemary Young & Wil in Minneapolis -- you guys are from parts near my 'hood. Born in Chicago but living in Darien now. A crack 'ho at 59 & Ogden? Wow, never saw one in these parts. Saw my first crack whore while unfortunately driving through the west side of Chicago.
Peach Pie -- decided against visiting the dumb 'ho; got things to do, people to see -- HAH!
Question for Dlisters: has anyone here dyed their hair at home and totally fucked it up? I screwed my hair up big-time using a highlighting kit; instead of light blonde, I'm a flaming ginge -- not a good look for me. Any hints? HELP!
I wish she'd called Dominos...that's the only thing that would have been better. In fact, if I ever get arrested that's what I'm doing.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
LOL! That reminds me of the time I was awoken in the night by someone calling for help (three times!). Twice it was drunks horsing around and the third time it was a thief with a bag of stuff being arrested.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
That bitch got what she deserved... and more. According to a cabby I spoke with a few days ago, many skanks pull that kind of crap on them. They usually get away with it because the cabby doesn't want to waste any more time after the incident.
That's the funniest dumbass cop story I've heard since the one where the drunk guy calls his girl to come bail him out and she drives over to get him.....and she's drunk as shit herself.
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
1. The reason there are so many triplets in Naperville (and the rest of Illinois) is that state law requires any health insurance plan that covers fertility treatment to include IVF as well. Also the American Medical Association is headquartered here, and they are a powerful lobbying group. Hence IL has the nation's highest rate of multiple births.
2. I wuz born in Naperville...by natural causes! Whoo! (Wish I could say the town was famous for having produced me; instead we've got this!)
M.
Off topic....
Damn it'd suck to be this guy.
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=10130604
Ya .. grew up in Western Springs .. east about 10 miles of Naperville .. and it is FULL of charmers. Back in the days before I became Wil in Minneapolis and was Wil in WS (circa 1987 or so) .. I saw my first crack whore at the intersection of Route 59 and Ogden Av. at the Amoco. Scary ...
LOL loozer... i do shit all the time that freaks her out... I took her school shopping and we were walking through the mall and some store had Michael Jackson cranked up and I started dancing like him, doin the kick and spin and HEE HEE.... she almost pissed her pants laughing... we are stupid together. her mom hates being around us at the same time.... she's a bitch, though LOL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 7:00pm.
Maybe I should go visit her?
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You should. Take a Darwin Award with you and tell her you're responding to her 911 call.