Kim Zolciak Is Bi-Sexual...Blah...Blah
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident low-budget bitch Kim Zolciak previously denied that she was bumping merkins with DJ Tracy Young. Kim has now decided to come clean and admit that she loves the cooch as much as she loves the cock. Kim held up her "Will Eat Vag 4 Publicity" cardboard sign and DJ Tracy Young came running. Kim queefs it all out to Life & Style:
L&S: Was there chemistry the first time you and Tracy met?
Kim: Well, we were both going through heartbreak at the time. I had split up with Big Poppa, and she had just ended a relationship she had been in for three years. The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours. After that, we started working in the studio together, remixing “Tardy for the Party.” We gradually became closer.L&S: Can you pinpoint the moment when things became romantic?
Kim: There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.L&S: Were you ever tempted to deny your relationship with Tracy?
Kim: No. I’ve never denied anything. I don’t lie. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve ever done in my life. But I wasn’t ready to discuss it when the story broke. I hadn’t even had the chance to talk to my family about it. It was so unfair.L&S: Do you feel you’re giving a voice to other bisexual parents?
Kim: I’m among the millions of parents who have been in a gay or lesbian relationship. It hasn’t been an easy road lately, but I feel there are no mistakes in my life. Everything happens for a reason. To have the opportunity to speak for myself and to have people understand what I’m going through is really special. I myself was confused and scared at first. Being able to speak from my heart and get this all out, it’s a huge relief for me.
If this bitch's wig had eyes it would've already broken the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous eye roll. I mean, what in the hell is she going on about? Just slap her with a million of Dwight's "How Dreadfuls."
We all know that the two Ps Kim cares most about aren't "peen" and "poon." They are "publicity" and "paper." If humping on a piece of lasagna got her a cover of Life & Style, bitch would declare that she's a carb-sexual. No offense to Garfield.
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Nobody gives a shit Kim.
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once more, who is this?Middle age rich women? ooooo. who cares?
who are the Real Desperate Housewives? And has it anything to do with the Real Desperate Housewives? I'm in Canada with regular cable Teli that I rarely watch anyway, but this show and women could kiss my high heels by the looks of them. Old, orange, and ugly. Americans will watch and be entertained by anything.
Fuck you Kim, WE DON'T WANT YOU!
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Submitted by Vern
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LMAO @ "Retardy at the Party"!!! And Kim managed to choke out the statement "I don't lie" without being struck by lightening? This shit needs a Jokes write themselves tag.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Was Tardy for the Party ever released???
Kim needs a big cup of STFU. Notice she said "Tracy made the first move", a very careful strategy. Once the non-interest in her lesbionic exploration fades, she'll be sure to make Tracy the aggressive villain and then cry crocodile tears that she was coerced by the evil dyke during a weak moment. Or something to that effect. Sure, use the gays for another five minutes in the spotlight, Kim. You stupid twat.
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snore, this one bores me the most i think of all the whores on here
i used to say i would become a gayelle because men are such pieces of shit but gayelles bring the drama just as hard, and a lot of that I have learned from this site! LOL
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blah, blah , blah STFU AND BUST OUT THE DOUBLE ENDED MXER AND MAKE A FUCKIN' SEX TAPE THEN I MIGHT CARE! *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
She is fugsexual for sure.
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Who are you to tell me what I like to eat and suck?!
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bitch needs to remix that wig
zzzzz
Nice oval head kim
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"Well, we were both going through heartbreak at the time. I had split up with Big Poppa, and she had just ended a relationship she had been in for three years. "
LOL REBOUND PUSSY! This'll work out great!
I think Tracy is more attractive than Kim. She has a cute face. Kim just looks fake and gross.
blah blah balh is right
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 12:15pm.
Being bi myself, I can ensure you it's wrong ;)
Who the fuckedy fuck cares? Really, it would have been more newsworthy if she was 100% straight. These days being bi is the new black.
Next please.
The part I don't believe is the remixing of
Retardy at the party.
Bitches wouldn't be smiling if that was true.
They would be stuffing their mirkins in their ears.
You've got to be cruel to be kind.
Ummm so you DO lie because you were eating pussay when they asked you and you said NO. Liar mouth
I truly believe that a large percentage of women who go lesbian later in life do so out of disappointment with men.
Bitch, please.
And I know it's wrong, but I think bi-sexual men are gay, and bi-sexual women are straight.
I said I KNOW it's wrong.
you got to come harder than this Kim. If she was bumping merkins with DEREK J, then that's when i'll pull up a chair and listen to what she has to say.
You can title this stunt-desperately in need of publicity