Kim Zolciak Is Bi-Sexual...Blah...Blah
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident low-budget bitch Kim Zolciak previously denied that she was bumping merkins with DJ Tracy Young. Kim has now decided to come clean and admit that she loves the cooch as much as she loves the cock. Kim held up her "Will Eat Vag 4 Publicity" cardboard sign and DJ Tracy Young came running. Kim queefs it all out to Life & Style:
L&S: Was there chemistry the first time you and Tracy met?
Kim: Well, we were both going through heartbreak at the time. I had split up with Big Poppa, and she had just ended a relationship she had been in for three years. The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours. After that, we started working in the studio together, remixing “Tardy for the Party.” We gradually became closer.L&S: Can you pinpoint the moment when things became romantic?
Kim: There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.L&S: Were you ever tempted to deny your relationship with Tracy?
Kim: No. I’ve never denied anything. I don’t lie. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve ever done in my life. But I wasn’t ready to discuss it when the story broke. I hadn’t even had the chance to talk to my family about it. It was so unfair.L&S: Do you feel you’re giving a voice to other bisexual parents?
Kim: I’m among the millions of parents who have been in a gay or lesbian relationship. It hasn’t been an easy road lately, but I feel there are no mistakes in my life. Everything happens for a reason. To have the opportunity to speak for myself and to have people understand what I’m going through is really special. I myself was confused and scared at first. Being able to speak from my heart and get this all out, it’s a huge relief for me.
If this bitch's wig had eyes it would've already broken the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous eye roll. I mean, what in the hell is she going on about? Just slap her with a million of Dwight's "How Dreadfuls."
We all know that the two Ps Kim cares most about aren't "peen" and "poon." They are "publicity" and "paper." If humping on a piece of lasagna got her a cover of Life & Style, bitch would declare that she's a carb-sexual. No offense to Garfield.
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I hate when ppl say 'gay and lesbian relationship" as if straight people can't be in a same sex relationship. If that's the case someone needs to tell the LUGS of the world to go kill themselves and stop wasting ppl's time lol! Bitch, I'm not your "experiment" so go fuck yourself haha!
Oh man, any way to get in the papers Kim! I am still mystified as to who Big Poppa ever was, I never really watched but gathered my info from here, was he ever revealed?
That's a really cute lezzie there. Why go for an orange transvestite when she could probably get hot actual bi girls or even better, steal Rojo Caliente!!!
i don't watch and will never watch any of this "real" housewives BS but i just needed to say.. this kim chick's horse head is HUGE!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
so what? what's fucking new? aint no shock and awe left. hell, we are all somewhat bi n shit, please. classy bitches w/ more talent in their pinky have owned their bisexuality in truly controversial days. shit's been done already. get the f-outta here, Kim, w/ your 'revelation' n shit.
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Submitted by gee_gee on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 6:17pm.
This ho is not a heterosexual, homosexual, bixexual or try-sexual. Bitch is all about whoever is paying her bills. She is a paysexual.
LOL@ "paysexual" Classic!
OMG, LOL @ She is a paysexual
Publicity stunt! She'll be back on Big Poppa's dick in no time
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YAWN!
I feel horrible for her daughters.
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This ho is not a heterosexual, homosexual, bixexual or try-sexual. Bitch is all about whoever is paying her bills. She is a paysexual.
Tranny trainwreck.
Wow! The love started over "Tardy for the Party" how magical.
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Like we didnt see this one coming all the way from Atlanta. She's so fucking predictable. Take anything Kim, it's whatever you can get, I dont blame ya in a way.
Who cares
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The connection and spark she felt was their two famewhore universes colliding-sorry if that's been said already.
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"We ended up talking for two hours."
TWO WHOLE HOURS?!?! That's some connection right thar!
"I feel there are no mistakes in my life."
...except the two over your eyeballs and the elephant in the room on your head.
"Will Eat Vag 4 Publicity"
I know a couple of chicks I need to make this button for...
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If I wanted something covered in cum and gold eyeshadow I'd steal Adam Lambert's hoody. --Helen Killer @ Regretsy
Quite possibly one of the least shocking outings ever. Just because you have to care to be shocked.
I feel sorry for the gayelle. She looks genuinely happy and in love, and that plastic skankette looks like she's calculating the amount of money she can milk from this.
And for a 31-year-old (pffff, right) she sure looks busted. She looks more like a 51-year-old who's gotten everything pulled tight and her tits inflated.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:32pm.
I think most women are at least a little bi. Female sexuality is different than male sexuality. I think there's more fluidity.
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Wasn't it Freud who said ALL humans are inherently bi-sexual to one degree or another? Maybe it was Jeung. I forget.
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my bad, i meant the infamous McDonald's. In Slovakia McDonald
you can always change the fucking channel.
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That said, yes, Americans seem to like to watch a lot of tripe. Not all of us like it though.
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it's fine, just laugh it off, Canadian Tv is even more pathetic and low grade and is low budgeted. I'm actually from Europe (living in MTL and love it), and even the TV there make me sick by copying your shows, like ''American Idol'' in the Slovak and Czech Republic it is transformed into a hit show called ''Czechoslovakian Idol''...i was so mad when i saw that. But whatever puts the bread on your table and ppl get addicted too works, right?
also, most of the big reality shows here are copied from UK shows
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Jana who is McDonald? I love Reality Shows but I don't glorify anyone, I laugh at most of them, that's the point
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:46pm.
I can't believe there hasn't been a Real Housewives of the Trailer Park, or Real Housewives of Crappy Florida Retirement Community, or something along those lines. Decrepitude can be fun.
Submitted by Jana on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 12:52pm.
ITA. The proliferation of Housewife themed shows is insane. Now one coming up soon for Los Angeles 'wives'. When were housewives so fucking fascinating? They're not even real so I don't get it. I am NOT bagging on people who stay at home and are house wives. I'm just fed up with the endless fake reality shows. God knows we already look like idiots to the rest of the world this crap doesn't help.
That said, yes, Americans seem to like to watch a lot of tripe. Not all of us like it though.
I humbly offer that other countries have their slop programming, too however. I've never seen Canadian tv but I know the Japanese have some insane crap they love. Weird little 'talent' show kinds of things, etc. No accounting for taste I guess
She obviously screwed this woman hoping it would help her career. She's hoping this affair keeps her relevant for another 15 mins.
I'm still not buying/listening to Tardy for the Party.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:32pm.
I think most women are at least a little bi. Female sexuality is different than male sexuality. I think there's more fluidity.
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It's not that, IMO. Most women? Men can be just the same but they won't admit it. You can feel attracted either way but social conditioning punishes men the most. Whenever a man comes out as bi or gay, his manhood gets questioned. Such is not the case for women.
If a guy comes out as bisexual he's simply labeled as a gay man in denial. Women don't get that shit, most people think it's "hot".
I think most women are at least a little bi. Female sexuality is different than male sexuality. I think there's more fluidity.
i just want know if kim's wig is bi too? that's the real story...
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Kim Z is about as sexy as an asswart....and appealing..this whole thing is boring and fabricated so she can try to market that pathetic song that she can't even sing right....I wish she would quit trying to be relevant cause she ain't...and so fucking ugly to boot....all that money to end up looking like the local crack whore..
Submitted by Jewslim on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 1:02pm.
i still have a hard time believing this skank is 31! shit! Im her age, and look half as young as she does.....I feel bad for that butch bean flicker, shes actually kinda cute, compared to Zolciakenstein
you are shitting me, if this bitch is 31 then I'm Angelina Joli! I'm 38 and look a HELL of a lot more younger then her!
She's not really a half-fencer. She's just one of those women that needs to latch onto snatch until some opportune cock comes around.
If it ever does!
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Aaagghhh....now I've got "Tardy for the Party" stuck in my head and can't get it out. I have to go to work in a few minutes and if I hear that stupid song all day in my head, I'll kill someone. Really.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I said hey girl nice wig
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i still have a hard time believing this skank is 31! shit! Im her age, and look half as young as she does.....I feel bad for that butch bean flicker, shes actually kinda cute, compared to Zolciakenstein
So unfair! I'll tell you when I want to be a famewhore and when I don't, dammit!
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Kerfluffles, she is a cutey, what the hell is she doing with Kim?
The sad thing about this is that the actual, real gayelle of the duo does not deserve this fauxmosexual bad wig lover using her for publicity. Look at her. Could she be any cuter? I always suffer for the gayelle. You should, too.
ALL these women are fucking pathetic, and I would not waste one second of my time watching any of these crappy shows.
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I think you're right on about the wig!
But think of it as a kindness. We are 'politely' distracted by the wig so that we don't have to look at her face.
You've got to be cruel to be kind.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 12:48pm.
I prefer the NY/NJ Housewives, these Atlanta whores are just tooo pathetic and not funny
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are you kidding me? Who are these desperate housewives? Who cares for them? Who would be a fan of that? Call me old fashioned, but I'M not into your reality TV shows and "stars" and it pisses me off they get media attention when they have done no work or effort for it, yet you glorify them, like you glorify McDonald
I prefer the NY/NJ Housewives, these Atlanta whores are just tooo pathetic and not funny
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
This bitch has the worst wig, evah!
It must suck to have to get up every damn day and get that wig in place and spackle all that makeup on...glue the eyelashes in place...prop her tits up. Yet she still looks broke down.
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Perhaps you're right. Correct me I'm wrong, but you shouldn't be able to see the original hairline when one has on a wig.
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Old, orange and ugly, and that's AFTER plastic surgery. imagine that woman in your elementary schoolyard, high-school or college - Major reject. What a joke.
Please stop it with the 'Real Housewives" of any US County b/c no one who you're even talking about, and no one cares.
Also: falsies that big (and I mean both eyelashes and tits) only look good on drag queens. God, what an ugly cunt, inside and out.
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Look at her wig! I'm not sure she wasn't hit by lightning! :)
You've got to be cruel to be kind.