Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Too Far!
Out of all the things that Lindsay Lohan has done to fuck up her life, this one takes the cake, puts it on a broken light bulb and smokes it up. E!'s Marc Malkin is hearing that LiLo will follow-up her massive failure at Ungaro by designing a line of handbags for Lucifer's brand of choice Ed Hardy. I guess Jon Grosselin needs a sensible clutch to keep his nutsack in.
A source explains, "Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner. They thought she'd be a good fit and so did she."
Candy Finnigan of Intervention says* that wearing Ed Hardy is one of the first tell tale signs that your loved one is addicted to the bad shit in a bad way. So maybe this will stop White Oprah from defending Lindsay by saying, "Oh, let the child play." That bitch needs help!
Although, post-Mean Girls Lindsay does have a gift for destroying everything she touches. So maybe she's really an angel disguised as a cokey whore who has come to Earth to rid mankind of Ed Hardy? Yeah, probably not.
*Candy didn't say this.
• 
Just think of all the genius, clever pockets she'll put in those bags... one hidden pocket for stolen jewelry or drugs, a hidden second lining for stolen clothes, a place for the crack pipe, and it will be flame retardent fabic for the nights she's "dancing with Mr. D"...Whitney Houston's ordering one in every color!
I don't get it with this cokewhore. She's a total failure at EVERYTHING she does. She's fucked up a singing career, she's flushed her movie career down the toilet, she's still an active drunk & druggie after 3x in rehab, she can't keep anyone interested in her long term, anything she designs flops. And, still, she keeps getting opportunities handed to her, time after time, after every flop. She must be blowing every dude & chick who makes decisions, to get these 9th and 10th chances...
----------------------------------------
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Madonna wears Ed Hardy h8terz.
I don't know what exactly it is about Lindsay, but I like her, maybe because she's on the wild side.
PuppyJuice.com
She really is looking like shit lately:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_bombshell_li...
************************************************
How awesome would it be if that quote from Candy was real? HAHAHAHA!
I want someone to remove her head with a chain saw, hollow it out, and attach a nice set of chain straps to it so I can use it as a handbag.
♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣
"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:58pm.
Stone me all ya want, but "Love and Luck" perfume (by "Ed Hardy") fucken rocks, and I wear it almost daily. Don't judge before you smell it, britches.
(I simply wrapped the bottle in two layers of hockey tape so that nobody can see the label ;p)
------------------------------------------------
Hockey tape! AWESOME...I have a really nice Sugoi exercise shirt that has "tattoo design" half sleeves. Someone asked me if it was Ed Hardy and I was like "Fuck No!" I think I hurt her feelings, cuz she seemed like an Ed Hardy type...
-----------------------------------------------
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
People keep comparing her to Corey H. etc. The thing is they were out of the news for years and then 'poof' they were gone. This mess is spoken about every day for being a mess so like the mess in Louisiana she will probably just go on and on and on not improving but not going away either.
And the slide contınues.
But hey...
a crackhead's gotta make some dough somehow!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
LiLo is just doing whatever she can to be in the news. She has no career in TV, movies, or fashion. Then again, who cares if she does or does not have any career whatsoever? She's a female version of Corey Haim and will fucking die within two years. I just hope everyone guffaws when she dies and does not try to write tributes about the cunt. She's just a superb bad example of how to fuck up one's life.
I do enjoy seeing photos and news clips of her fucked up life. Hell, I'd start watching "Celebrity Rehab" again if she was on. She'd be a female version of Jeff Conaway! She is such a hopeless case! She chose her life, and I have no pity for her. She'll be gone soon enough.
SamRo, in a certain way, reminds me of Corey Feldman. She will survive.
LOL, Loved the Candy Finnegan / Intervention reference! Too funny. Ed Hardy is for douche's, tools and guidos. I'm sorry, but it's true.
Why do people continue to give her work?
Whatever happened to that Lohan magic? You know, that "touch" that worked so well for Ungaro, SeveNyne, Formarina (bang! career! dead!), SamRo's reputation (hahahaha), leggings, the possibility of "I Know Who Killed Me 2", her lawsuit (hahahaha X infinity) and the collectibles section of her mommy's sell-all website. You just can't make this shit up.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
She looks like she just finished her intervention w/Finnegan and is in the minivan to the airport ride. Damn bitch is tore up from the floor up, she's fucking ripped.
She is soooo going to rehab again...look at that face...check her out last time she went to rehab...http://www.jewelry.com/celebrity-style.do
She looks like a rotting corpse in that picture
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:42pm.
Ed Hardy is to me what Chav is to her.
*******************************************
Hahahahaha. A pop culture version of those damn analogies on the SAT. If they only had these on the damn test, I would have done so much better.
I think "E's Marc Malkin" is making stories up. After the Ungaro mess and in this economy not even the fashion House of Sak-n-Save would just throw away money like that on this proven loser.
*hides*
I like Burberry
***************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
@ Dementa:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00470/burberryBig_280_470734a...
Stone me all ya want, but "Love and Luck" perfume (by "Ed Hardy") fucken rocks, and I wear it almost daily. Don't judge before you smell it, britches.
(I simply wrapped the bottle in two layers of hockey tape so that nobody can see the label ;p)
<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Jill, what is Burberry?
Shouldn't she be focusing on her acting career or rather what is left of it? She is an actress after all. . .
Shouldn't she be designing for Goolagong? I effing hate this worthless cunt.
Hekki I usually givethem the side eye (the tourists in ED)
oh yeah Christian Audigier now I remember, where did he come up with Ed Hardy?
LOL at The Ed Hardy Boyz!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
I say about four to six months until this great idea flops, then she'll resort to "designing" her own fragrance and go on the Rite Aid/Sears ho stroll tour with Pammy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:28pm.
Is there a real dude, Ed Hardy? Cuz I'd like to kill him.
Here is your target should you chose to accept this mission (@ about 4:35) --
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6cc1b0265/the-ed-hardy-boyz-2-the-case...
Thanks, mike for your re-con work.
That is all.
BTW - (Don) Ed Hardy is a Cali tattoo artist whose style this Frenchie dude stole
Last summer my friend from Scotland was visiting. We spent literally hours combing the mall for an Ed Hardy belt, even though I told her repeatedly how lame they were.
Finally, in the last store of the huge mall (I hate shopping) a clerk told her that Ed Hardy shit would soon be available at Walmart. She finally decided she didn't want an Ed Hardy belt after that. This is my same friend who told me what Bingo Wings are, so she actually is a cool person. Just has bad "American" taste.
Ed Hardy is to me what Chav is to her.
Next Hohan will be garbed in burberry.
A picture of clean and sober. Yep. Lookin' good Lohan, lookin' good.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Why do people keep giving this wreck jobs? I have to give her props because IN THIS ECONOMY her crack hustle game is no joke. She puts Tyrone Biggums (RIP Chappelle's Show) to shame!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Snowy: That's the nice thing about NY, right? I NEVER see that stuff on people, unless they're tourists.
Although my sister had an Ed Hardy cellphone cover. I mocked her relentlessly and now she has a Juicy one. Which is marginally better, I guess.
Candy Finnigan of Intervention says* that wearing Ed Hardy is one of the first tell tale signs that your loved one is addicted to the bad shit in a bad way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The other day I was at the grocery store and this lady walked by me wearing some type of Ed Hardy pants with his name on her ass. I was staring at her ass in amazement because I did not know people wore "ED HARDY" on their asses. She thought she was very cool too. I was a geek looking at her ass though.
This is proof that Lindz really did sell her soul to the devil. Plus she is wearing studs and leopard pants in that photo. She has gone too far!
"Is there a real dude, Ed Hardy? Cuz I'd like to kill him..."
Actually, you are really looking for some Euro-sleazoid by the name Christian Audigier (or whatever), a notorious scumbag who'll end up using this worthless twat (see: John Gosselin) SHE. WON'T. SEE. A. PENNY.
/but probably a LOT of blow and really nasty anal
-----------------------------------------------
Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:27pm.
Die Whore.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now see, I saw this comment on the righthand side and didn't even have to open it up to know who said it! M.E., admit it. You want to be Britney's friend. You want to do each other's hair(weave) and trade clothes.
Ew.
Edited to add - FUCK, I thought this was the Shitney thread! *runs out*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:23pm.
For those who haven't already seen it, the very funny Nick Kroll in The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle
==================================================
Ok, THAT was funny, bro. Sick funny, bro.
Does anyone remeber the VonDutch craze? Does that line even still exist?
How come this Lindsay looks nothing like the child catcher Lindsay from a couple weeks ago? How come sometimes she looks lke melted wax and other times sort of normal?
Two wrongs dont make a right!
Fuck you Lindsay and fuck Ed Heardy
Will they have a toothbrush holder compartment for her mum's fug product?
************************************************
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
************************************************
Is there a real dude, Ed Hardy? Cuz I'd like to kill him. Luckily, tho the shit is EVERYWHERE, (Ed Hardy Vodka~heLLOOOO LiLo, that's more your speed) I almost NEVER see anyone wearing it, except tourist types, and even then not that often.
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
Die Whore.
Wow, if this takes off then hopefully LiLo will be out at my local tubesock swap meet for a meet n' greet at the Ed Hardy knock off booth!
*runs to get camera ready"
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:21pm.
Dog, it might be that too. We ARE talking about Blohan.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Genitally warty. For the quiet moments in your life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
jt
good god, what next? may I suggest a line of HoHan-designed, one-hitter bottles -
ahahahaha. yesterday I checked out the Intl male site/ now it's undergear there's some ed hardy shit there. and OMG some men like their thongs...small. ahahahaha. let me see if I can post a link one momentos...(LMAO under my desk)
ahahahahaaha.Lohan should work for INT Male aahaha
http://www.undergear.com/Product/Underwear+Thongs/Pulse+Contrast+Sheer+T...
Coma Caca!
----------------------------------
Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have a mutual coke dealer.
Could she just design a fucking coffin and jump in it?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ed hardy shit looks the way she speaks. perfect fit.
For those who haven't already seen it, the very funny Nick Kroll in The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd14a180a2/ed-hardy-boyz
Who is this? Is she famous?