The Portrait Of A True Beauty
My ass feels the way Brit Brit's weave looks. I'm sick! And I'm not talking about being sick in the head (that goes without saying). I think I caught the damn plague over the weekend. I'm not sure how this happened since I followed my abuelita's advice and used Purell as lube with all my one-night fucks. My nose is leaking more than Bombshell McGee's cooch while reading Mein Kampf. So because I've got the temporary sicks, I've been forced (YES, FORCED) to down every kind of over-the-counter med on the market. If I start rambling more than usual, just throw a towel over my head and pay me no mind. Now on to more important business!
This precious portrait of Our Lady of Cheetos outside of a restaurant is soothing me a bit. I just want to print out hundreds of copies of it, runs down to the Hallmark Store and stick this picture in every single frame so the public at large can see what true beauty really is. I'll have to add that to my cum bucket list.
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she still looks better than MANTRAVOLTALOOKALIKE KESHA.....sucks for Kesha cus its true~Matty
Britney is smoking two at a time now? She probably just bummed those smokes from some out of work bastard who can barely afford a morning coffee these days... GET WELL SOON MK... i had that thing too and needed anti-biotics to kill it. And I don't take legal drugs, ever.
Well, if this is a test of Shit-Shit's ability to run her own life, I have to give her a big FAIL. This is definitely another case of the-lights-are-on-but-nobody's-home. The eyes don't lie.
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She looks like something Courtney Love pooped.
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trash.
she looks good! she's clean and is taking care of herslef more these days. i'd cut her some slack if i were you! she's definitely back on track. just give her a chance.
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Is that a boyfriend ghost in back of her?
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is she back on the ice-pipe? the smeared make-up, nappy weave, cigs in hand, bummy clothes, the blank stare.... have me wonderin'! poor girl looks like she needs a bath.
I never would have believed it before, but after reading the research on Pseudo Occult Media blog, I really wonder if it is the truth that this girl is basically a mind-controlled slave with no control over her own life. Especially the way she's been looking lately - just completely dazed, mentally beaten down, mentally trapped. I suspect Jason Trawick is not her boyfriend but is actually her handler.
She'd be half okay if she'd brush that GD ratsnest. UGGGGG Oh yeah and don a brassiere. Pappy Spears is slackin!
MK you really need to get some vitamin C. Chew a couple every day and when you feel a cold coming on, have 4 or 5. C really helps ward off the sickness. Please give it a try, it really helps!
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Brit & Jason have the exact same expression.
They must have both looked deep into her weave at the same time and seen...Oh Lord, I don't even want to contemplate...what could be replicating in there...Where's the brain bleach?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 2:04pm.
Hıre Consuela to dısınfect the poon, wash the vagına, brush the Cheeto teeth, and the other et ceteras I don't feel lıke mentıonıng here lest my fıngers fall the fuck off!
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Haha, reminds me of that Margaret Cho bit, "I'm Gwen and I'm here to wash your vagina".
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I feel bad for her. =( I have to imagine she feels as terrible as she looks.
She definitely needs a stylist to help her.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
You know...ıf her father ıs gonna be her conservator and watch after her, then he should be held responsıble for lettıng thıs trucker trıck, hot ass mess out of the house everyday lookıng lıke the 2nd comıng of Hee Haw!
I mean, Lord knows the bras, antı-perspırant, pantıes, and brush get the day off EVERY day.
Fuck a recessıon!
Hıre Consuela to dısınfect the poon, wash the vagına, brush the Cheeto teeth, and the other et ceteras I don't feel lıke mentıonıng here lest my fıngers fall the fuck off!
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Dont tell me this whore has resorted to buying loosies in a bodega?!?! Why is she carrying 2 cigs at the same time, both unlit??
She's truly a fucking mess, leopard print shoes (pretty btw) python print bag, and UK print belt, no, no, no Brit, you dont wear that stuff all together. She didnt shower, she didnt comb her extensions, she's really awful here, and just red fiery red lipstick in the daytime with no makeup. Where the fuck ya goin Brit? Only to Starbuxxx. WTF???
Cheesus, am I glad I quit smoking.
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She has a thick looking neck, its quite unappealing.
who's watching the kids while brit runs free without a bra or a hairbrush and kfed shows how fat he is?
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If that's what her face and hair look like, imagine what's going on down south.
What she really needs to do is get some surgery to have her nipples put in the right place. That should be her first priority.
Who does she thinks she's kidding with that horrid nest on her head? Are we really supposed to believe that it's her real hair dangling down the sides like golden straw? She is starting to look Like Michael Bolton circa 1989.
She looks alot like Miss Courtney Love...hmmmm? Who did I just insult?
I don't think Britney is narcissistic. She doesn't really court media attention nowadays--it just comes at her because folks want to know what she's doing next, or her people stage a photo op. I think she'd be happy sunbathing on a plastic lounge chair somewhere in Florida for the rest of her life. It's sad that her family won't let her take a long ass vacation.
As for her face and body, it sucks because she used to have a killer body. She still has pretty features but it's covered up by crazy, dirty, and sads. Plus the kind of makeup like she's been sitting in front of the mirror saying "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" while circling her eyeliner over and over again. Yikes!
Brit Brit must have a fast metabolism. She isn't working out a lot these days, and she gave birth to two children. Between the Fanta, Frapaccinos, and Doritos, she still looks like she is in good shape.
Just grow your own damn hair already. This weave thing never EVER works out. Just stop it.
I don't get it. Why can't Brit Brit get a lace front? Her "situation" really should NOT be looking like that. She needs to call Beyonce...or KimK, or somebody jeez!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:26pm.
But Angle, I think she HAS to be on those meds. If she doesn't take them it seems it will set off another round of the crazy which is how she got into the conservatorship/Lutfi/Landing Strip mess to begin with.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 11:30am.
Perhaps if she bathed.......?
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I think that's what it is. Something about her demeanor says that she's still in the business of blaming everyone else for her misery and not taking any responsibility at all...she can't even be bothered to PRETEND she's capable of caring for herself...but yeah - when you get into the drugging...that's when I get sad for her - that's her cage, right there.
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what is up with the strange expression on her face?
is she faded? is she barely waking up? looks like she barely has a pulse, walking coma?
She was so much happier when she was allowed to show off the crazy. In retrospect, they should have just let her run free until the money ran out. Then she could have gone out of the public eye and back to some quiet swamp town to live out the rest of her days.
The way she's so zombified now they can crank out at least another 2 albums and maybe another reality tv show.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 11:59am.
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Now that is hAWT. Seriously, Brit, call me. We can take the weave out and brush your nest. I know what you need.
Gross! A total skank! She looks like she smells.
Hey there DAE!
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Submitted by Night Owl on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 11:48am.
Why is she holding 2 cigarettes?
Maybe she bummed them from someone at Starbucks. She is looking a bit Cah-RAZEEE.
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Put all her money in a trust fund for the kids with a monthly allowance for Kevin to take care of them, and automatic payments to the nuthouse she needs to be thrown into. She needs to be in state custody & out of the public eye. She is not healthy.
I wonder how many days worth of makeup she's wearing here...
Why is she holding 2 cigarettes?
MK AWWW FEEL BETTER!!! Have one of your tricks bring you some chicken noodle soup.
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Who cares about Britney?
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lmao, sorry I couldn't help myself!
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Plus side = bra. Minus = It looks like she's rocking a 'possum do under that weave.
She brings the sads. :(
Get well soon, MK!
If you put all kidding aside, you have to wonder what it must be like to be Britney. She never looks happy at all and is clearly on psychotropic drugs. For what reason we really don't know. She is not allowed to handle her own money or be with her kids without supervision, and she is so doped up on her meds, her once-banging dance moves are history. She can barely shuffle through her day. And all of this while the cameras follow her every move. It must be hell being her.
Perhaps if she bathed.......?
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Can't feel sorry for a narcassistic bitch who has enough money to look like a million dollars, yet looks like unbathed gutter trash on a daily basis.
People are counting down the moments until she goes crazy again...she never left crazy; they were just on a break. Look at her. She is throwing some wicked side-eye in that second thumbnail. I'd honestly be a little afraid to approach her; she might attack me at a moment's notice.
All said, she still could kick Keisha or whoever's ass like I said on that post from the other day.
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Poor Brit Brit - I feel sorry for her, something is just not right in her noodle.
Britney is genetic cross between Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland
Her hand are so gross! I bet they smell like chicken grease, Marlboro Reds and decaying asshairs.
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It gets you thinking, if one is incapable of putting a brush to your head, wiping off yesterdays make up, etc. I highly doubt this bitches mouth has ever seen a toothbrush in the last 3 years.
Quite frankly, I think they're market testing with the Jason Trawick thing...I think they wanna see how many Britards are for and how many are against...cuz why is he hiding now? For what other purpose?
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I'm glad to see that she's taking my advice and dressing NORMAL...she only has a few more steps...she still needs to brush her hair and then also it would be good if her clothes fit her properly. And I don't hate the shoes! I just hate them with this outfit. Not bad. I might actually not laugh at this girl soon.
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