Monday, March 22nd 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Dana Donny


The only reason to watch Celebrity Apprentice is to witness Cyndi Lauper's genius verbal-aneurysms, but the star of last night's episode was some random girl who went up to Rod Blagojevich to tell him that her parents named her after him. No, her parents did not name her "Disgrace." The girl thought Rod was Donny Osmond!

I don't know what's the most tragic part of this. Blago's "Dennis the Menace" hair or the fact that the girl was named after Donny Osmond. It's a toss-up.

And I'm pretty sure Cyndi Lauper still thinks she was competing against Donny Osmond.

Posted by: Michael K


Raul Duke's picture

Oh, did I mention that if you don't buy health insurance you'll be getting a big ass fine ( collected by one the new 16,000 new IRS employee positions this creates)? HOW DO YA LIKE YA BOY NOW? * laughing my ass off a misinformed Obama voters*
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Oh hell my ex husband just stopped to drop off my son's cell phone which was left at his place over the weekend. He looked HOT. I must be ill. He always was cute, and good in bed. But he's a shiftless user.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:25pm.

That sucks. Mine is just for my class! No real life shit at all, just a grade.

suckandfuck's picture

Hey Raul

I was at a bar and they had a display case with FLYING DOG beer in it. The art on the can is that Hunter S. Thompson related shit that I don't know much about. I don't know if its called Gonzo like the whole ideal or whatever, but have you heard of it?

http://www.flyingdogales.com/Gonzo-HunterSThompson.aspx

Please don't call me a cunt because I don't know about that shit. I did see Fear and Loathing and liked it a lot.

fishsticksfan's picture

I had a great weekend! Anybody else?

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)

And I'm not a damn teabagger! LOL

Thank you all. :)

It's not free healthcare!!! Trust me, not only are we going to pay for it (in advance), but our kids will carry the cost too.

A fucking Snicker's is gonna be $50 soon. Watch. I barely remember the Carter years but shit, it was rough then, wait until it hits again...

Taxes are gonna go through the roof people. Watch. One of my friends is a Cornell professor of Economics, he knows exactly what's going down.

parkerj's picture

Yeah so apparently at one point Rush Limbaugh said if we get healthcare reform passed, he's leaving for Costa Rica.....a country, which incidently, has socialized medicine.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Hey ES hope you feel better.
I was having my own little accounting hell, something to do with sales tax, and the department of revenue guy (very nice guy) looks like the creepy minister from Poltergeist 2.
But I found out I only have to do 3 years back taxes and there is an amnesty program this year.
:)

fishsticksfan's picture

feel better evilshoe. :(

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Tyroan's picture

yo teabaggers in dA HEEZY!!

fishsticksfan's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:21pm.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOING SOUTH???!?!?! I don't understand.

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)

I'm just posting a whine post, keep scrolling.

I'm sick.

I've been up for two days.

I'm in the middle of some Accounting HELL.

But my Income Statement, Statement of Retained Earnings and Balance Sheet look awesome!!

fishsticksfan's picture

KAY thx Is it quiet in here, I thought it was normally burning up?

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:20pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:15pm.
You should totally run for President yo.

And when you come to see me in the Oval Office we can pose for a pic on the spot were Clinton got his dick sucked by that fat chick!
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YAY! I can't wait!:)

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Hey fishy -- I was discussing with someone the other day the exact moment that ol Gwyniepoo started going south... Do we blame Chris Martin? ____________________________________________

"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:18pm.

I don't realy have to watch the video, do I? :(
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Not really. It's about exciting as Rod Blagojevich being mistaken for Donny Osmond could be.

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

fishsticksfan's picture

:)
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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:15pm.
You should totally run for President yo.

And when you come to see me in the Oval Office we can pose for a pic on the spot were Clinton got his dick sucked by that fat chick!*********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

fishsticksfan's picture

I don't realy have to watch the video, do I? :(

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)

Has Rush Limpball left the country yet?

fishsticksfan's picture

HI EVERYBODY happy monday!!! :)

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:13pm.

So they're saying we can provide free health insurance for 30 million Americans and wipe out the deficit? Well shit ,if that the case let's buy free health insurance for everyone in China and wipe out the entire national debt!
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You should totally run for President yo.

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

Raul Duke's picture

So they're saying we can provide free health insurance for 30 million Americans and wipe out the deficit? Well shit ,if that the case let's buy free health insurance for everyone in China and wipe out the entire national debt!*********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

To be fair.. he probably ordered "The Donny" when he got that hairpiece.

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