Afternoon Crumbs

A Beckhams Christmas - Just Jared

Nicolette Sheridan in a hat not even my fat, slow cousin would wear - ASL

Another publicist runs screaming from Britney Spears - Egotastic!

Tranny McGuyver! - Pobytes

Vince Vaughn is meaty - Popsugar

Hilary Duff in plastic - Hollywood Rag

Even the wind doesn't want to see Blohan's vagina anymore - IDLYITW

You better believe Maddox is the best celebrity kid - Cityrag

Is it too soon for a Steve Irwin doll? - SOW

Nicole Richie's pretending to eat again! - INO

Jessica Biel in a bikini for your viewing pleasure - Hollywood Tuna