How Can Ke¢ha Hate On This Delicate Flower?
Here we have Brit Brit spears visiting one of the old haunts she used to frequent during her Pink Wig Days while looking Monster Truck Rally fresh. Brit Brit just popped on in to say "Hi ya'll" to her old friends and pick up her daily dose of Vitamin C. Yes, Fanta counts as Vitamin C. Check the food chart of any Burger King or Walmart.
In other Cheetos news, that Ke$ha creature is trying to suck the bubbles out of Brit Brit's Fanta in one of her new songs. Below is Ke$ha's song "Styrofoam" where spits in Brit Brit's sea weave by saying that Our Lady of Cheetos won't be relevant in 10 years. If you care to listen, skip to the 2:12 mark. Spare your ears the agony and don't listen to the whole thing.
If Ke$ha's lucky, in ten years time she'll be performing/judging/working at a hot dog eating contest in the parking lot of a Wienerschnitzel in Branson, MO. Although, it's highly likely that Brit Brit will be the headliner of that event. And it's even more likely that I'll be sitting on a Hoveround in the audience while wearing a three sizes too small "Hit Me Baby One More Time" t-shirt that barely covers my fupa. But until then, Ke$ha needs to stick a Cisco bottle in her yack trap and shut up.
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Hate to say it, but i'm on Britney's side on this one. When Ke$ha was on American Idol last week my dad even said he almost wanted Britney back. lol Neither of them have any talent but Britney would so kick her skanky ass.
snowy, it is too early in the morning here to be thinking about the stench of Britney's boots.
she is such a fucking mess- I wish she'd just get a clue about how to dress her body type.
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don't make me be TEAM BRIT, ke¢ha!
I know she has no sock on and those Uggs stink to high heaven!
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Short legs, long body!
That woman taking a picture of her like she is an animal in a zoo is beyond evil/rude/mean. No wonder Brit is all effed up.
If she insists on doing her own make up, at least she should learn to do it properly. The scary thing is she really thinks she looks good.
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Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 9:18pm.
awwww Brit just dropped the kids off at the pool (forgot to wear a bra) and I hear her on that...I HATE bras..and if my yard dogs didn't roam so much I wouldn't wear one either..
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Really? I feel weird without one if I'm in everyday, outside of the house situations. Maybe that's just me. I like my girls under control.
KFed is on "Celebrity Boot Camp" where he hasn't lost a pound yet, and seems to be there merely to cause psychic damage to his exgirlfriend Shar Jackson.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I've never been a Britney fan, actually I find her untalented and now she doesn't even try to pretend she is, but she is just minding her own business. Uncalled-for provocation is ugly no matter which side of it you look at. And she's suffered so much criticism and seems so vulnerable that Keshit's bulshit looks like beating a beaten-up dog. She wouldn't go for Madonna's throat would her? Madonna would chew her and spit her carcass like the rock-scaled dragon from hell we all know she is.
I think Keshit's move was just too low and will sink her career even faster than it would die naturally (which means it will be over by tomorrow afternoon). It's not like she is a Siouxsie Sioux, a Nina Hagen, a real alternative person who has the authority to criticize mainstream bitches.
Her music is worse than everything Britney has done, she playbacks, and when she doesn't, you wish she did. She is basically one of the worse things I've ever heard in my life.
For the one below who says Beyoncé won't last ten years, BITCH PLEASE. Wake up, you think you can throw Beyoncé and fucking Miley Cyrus in the same basket, you should grow a pair of ears before making comments about music.
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OK? It's like the mid to late 90s the entire world just went into auto-pilot and we all had to pay the price.
Oh, and then the world went to AutoTune and we are still paying the price for that through the likes of Britney and Kesha.
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Regarding charges of Brit Brit being fat and lazy, have you seen her ex, Kevin Federline, on "Celebrity Rehab"? He's a lazy, pot smoking, unrepentant cheater.
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He's on celebrity rehab??? I have been watching it on and off and havent seen it. Do you mean the celebrity fit club?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 7:10am.
When two rank hos confront one another, everyone wins. Really.
And please. The only reason Britney is the one that has sold the most is because of that era of teen skanks coming out in the late 90s, Britney was the first ho out of the box with this image.
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For real. And I never even got what that image was...a hint of MJ with a big helping of Madonna and a side Malcolm Mclaren? It always seemed so watery to me - the 90s - after Cobain died. Like it was going somewhere and then we took a break for commercial and never came back.
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Submitted by lara on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:02am.
what is it about brit brit that makes her so damn likeable? even before all the drama in her life, she still managed to be the biggest popstar with very little talent. and no, i don't believe it's her handlers. many girls more talented tried, but they couldn't reach brit's status.
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If you look at JUST Britney in this scenario you're missing more than half the story.
Britney is just a Slave 4 U, really. Still is, always has been. She just didn't mind so much before. And I hope people were running around back then talking about how she stole that schtick from Prince - o wait, her fans wouldn't have realized that at the time, would they?
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I had only heard about this Kesha wench on Dlisted until I watched her perform on AI the other night. She was such an untalented autotuned mess, and "sang"(I use that word loosely) the aptly-entitled Blah Blah Blah. It was an annoying performance in every way. My new roommate refused to believe me when I told her that Kesha is actually an IRL famous person of some sort. She thought bitch was an AI castoff from a previous season. Ha. And ha, Kesha!
I'm no BritBrit fan, but my bet is that she'll always be more relevant than this untalented cow could ever hope to be.
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It's not her body, it's her horrible outfit! I wouldn't wear those clothes to bed, to mow the lawn, to paint my house, to clean the horse stall! And she then decides that she needs lipstick with her ensemble, so it seems more "put together??" Seriously, who buys shorts this tiny? Did she raid her sons' closets? I guess unless you really wanted attention and you wanted photogs to take you picture...
Quote from babybunny: As far as this Ketchup or whatever her name is..she will be yesterday's news
Hahaha that's hilarious it cracked me up.
Same as Michael K calling her Ke¢ha instead of Ke$ha!
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When two rank hos confront one another, everyone wins. Really.
And please. The only reason Britney is the one that has sold the most is because of that era of teen skanks coming out in the late 90s, Britney was the first ho out of the box with this image. It was more about timing than talent. And ever since then, Cristina, Jessica, Mandy Moore et al...have been playing catch up.
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what is it about brit brit that makes her so damn likeable? even before all the drama in her life, she still managed to be the biggest popstar with very little talent. and no, i don't believe it's her handlers. many girls more talented tried, but they couldn't reach brit's status.
even these days, people dont't seem to want to give up on her. she's lost her kids, she dresses trashy, but still people like her. she has this charisma, this aura. she was destined to be a STAR.
She has an amazing body. I'm going to join the minority here, and say that she looks hot.
Ke$hia's so fucking transparent. Whenever all the "bad girls" of pop finally move on to different tactics or find someone else to script their interviews, THEN *maybe* their contrived rants will gain some fucking validity.
The point is, Britney Spears is a simple target for criticism. The bile ejecting out of Ke$shia's punk bitch face has been recycled by the rest of these delusional cunts who think that they're unique and rebellious.
At the end of the day, all of these tarts have lowered themselves to Britney Spears' level by becoming the product of overzealous famewhore pageant parents and fucking all the right people. Spare me. Not a one of these morons are successful for their merits, not even the relatively talented ones.
So, yeah, Ke$shia, shut the fuck up. Britney Spears may not be a good singer, and she may not be very bright, but at least she's nowhere half as delusional as the rest of those who fancy themselves unique, rebellious, and "honest".
I also find it amusing how even after being the subject of everyone's rants that Spears won't even take the bait. I'm sure it was a pretty large let down for everyone from Asshole Lavigne to that drama queen Christina Haguilera.
It must suck that they didn't quite get the reaction they were seeking.
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and who is kesha?
hahaha!
What the hell is up with her nipple?
god, if i had people taking pictures of me when iw as just filling my gas tank and getting a Fanta i'd be fucking nuts too. i'm paranoid enough already.
look at that lady in the brown with the little leopard pront smiling like it's her damn birthday, taking a picture of britney,
i bet she can't wait until she's no longer relevant - damn right, kesha.
but kesha's not relevant NOW - nobody gives a fuck about her NOW - she's just the latest thing exploding in front of their eyes.
i think britney had *some* impact, if just to make it okay for grown men to masturbate to teenage girls pictures again, kesha's too fucking ugly to inspire daddy issues,
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
The only thing more pathetic than a pimped-out trailer trash cheeto-lovi'n child of parents who couldn't WAIT to pimp their daughter out for a multi-million dollar contract (coughcough DINA) is a SELF-pimped out TICK like this piece of SHIT trying to benefit from this pathetic cheeto-lovin' nutter.
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Submitted by sushi on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 9:40pm.
Her bodhy is a mystery. Thin one minute...dumpy the next.
And it's not about the outfit. Her outfits are always dogshit.
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No mystery. I bet you if you go back, all the pictures where she looks svelte are NOT candid photos. Think Photoshop.
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Brit's body looks strange to me. Her top half is not that big, but her bottom half, especially her thighs, are huge! Is it because she is so muscular?
@ Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:25pm.
Hey, not all of us Southerners have meaty ham hocks. ;-)
The only reason people still notice her at all is because they like to point and laugh at her hillbilly whore outfits, and because they're hoping she'll launch off into another crazy shaved-head rampage.
Oh, and Kecentsigncha? Never-wases hating on has-beens is just pathetic.
Hey whores!!
Now I'm usually the first to talk shit about Britney, but she has managed to sell a shit load of albums and stuck around way longer than most people ever thought. This raggedy ho Kesha won't ever come close to being near as relevant as Britney..when less than no talent bitch gets close to touchiing some of the records that Britney still holds wake me up.
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Her bodhy is a mystery. Thin one minute...dumpy the next.
And it's not about the outfit. Her outfits are always dogshit.
awwww Brit just dropped the kids off at the pool (forgot to wear a bra) and I hear her on that...I HATE bras..and if my yard dogs didn't roam so much I wouldn't wear one either...but at least Brits are the real deal, and Brit is just Brit...sure as shit she is white trash, but at least she isn't posing with a nazi armband and has 50 zillion tattoos all over her body and is not trying to steal/screw up any married man's life right now...just being a trailer park southern gal...and I want some Velveeta grits now!! As far as this Ketchup or whatever her name is..she will be yesterday's news..with the Whoknows Bros. (JOnas Bros.), Prostitot Cyrus, and they guy who loosk like a young lesbian...I don't even know his name Justin something...anywho..all irrelevant past 2010, mark my words...Gaga will probably be the only one that makes it past 1 year in the music biz...
Look at the way this woman is dressed!!!!!! I saw a two bitches from godknowswheresville, obviouisly on spring break on Fifth Avenue in New York last week dressed exactly like this only the ugg boots were up to the knee. Where the fuck do they think they are? Advice to all those girls coming from nowhereseville to a big international city: Stat the fuck home with your hillbilly look. If not, you want to experince and do the New York "thing", find a fabu New yorker who seems to have her shit together stylewise and let them mentor you and groom you to be fab and 21st century ready. Or else why go there?
Oh and stay the fuck away from abercrombie & bitch. That place semlls like a barn.
you know I've been battling with myself and if this wasn't Britney but some random gal on the street, I would have thought she has a nice juicy figure, stumpy=yes,a little chubby=yes,droopy=yes but nevertheless take the fame aside and how she used to look like she isn't that bad(trailer-trash style aside too)..she hasn't looked that good for years now too,
Did she always look this trailer park trashy, and we just didn't notice?
I miss crazy Britney, even though I don't think she is clinically crazy... only lazy crazy.
Submitted by Crash_Override on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 8:47pm.
Britney is only "relevant" now because of that shaved head. If she didn't do it, nobody would give a shit about her. In 2005 nobody gave a shit about her.
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It's true - if it wasn't for her antics she'd be just as relevant as X-tina right about now.
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@csg: sorry that took so long - it's Saturday; the kids kidnapped me.
I don't think she's bi-polar. I'm a child of a woman with mental illness too...Honestly, I think the only disorder that Britney's got is Idon'tgiveafuckitis.
Here's what I think - I think she had a plan. I think she thought she could be the child star and then she was. THEN she thought she could do anything she set her mind to without assessing her strengths and weaknesses ( a terrible mind trap orchestrated by Walt Disney, himself) and so she tried to have two kids, launch her husband's career and maintain her profile.
THEN she took a lot of drugs on top of the drugs they were already giving her. I think sh'es all PTSD now and it's mostly self-inflicted (that's excluding her hundreds of millions of enablers, mind). And I think if she could, for one minute, let go of her pride and her greed she could be ok. Trying to perpetuate this lifestyle is the one thing that's not letting her heal.
Maybe she's not lazy - maybe it's the drugs. While I say I would love to see her left to her own devices, I think I'd rather see her on a deserted island without all them drugs for a year. Cuz while I think of her as a throw away artistically, she IS still a human being and I do care about that.
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Britney is only "relevant" now because of that shaved head. If she didn't do it, nobody would give a shit about her. In 2005 nobody gave a shit about her.
Dang if she aint the cutest little thing in the whole wide trailer park.
Submitted by Wren on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:51pm.
They both suck.
I don't know what Britney's mental problems are, but clearly there are some. So I wouldn't judge her too harshly for the custody arrangements she has made. It seems like she has the boys a fair amount of time. And if she is struggling to take care of herself they are better off spending more time with their father. Maybe she actually recognizes that and wants the best for them. Just a thought.
Yes, after her umbrella wielding, head shaving freak out, I'm sure she realized that the kids were much better off with Kfed...and I'm sure it was a tough decision to realize that she's really NOT mom material. Shitty moms would agree that it's better to let someone more responsible raise the kids.
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Kesha needs to be buried in the bottom of my litter box. Brit Brit gets a pass because at least she can have Daddy Spears make me cheese grits....Mmmmmm, cheese grits....*rubbing tiger tummy*
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If 10 years ago you would have told me, a homely pre-teenage girl, that I'd be hotter than Britney I would have laughed to your face. How have the mighty fallen. It of course helps that Britney has no class whatsoever, so while her youthful good looks fade not much is left behind.
Kesha, however, is no better. CLASSY MOVE, O Broke One. Also, you're expecting to be remembered 10 years from now? Yeah, dream on, bitch. You'll be crotch crab food far sooner than that.
I'm proud to say that I have no stinking clue who Kesha (I refuse to write it with a dollar sign, wtf is up with that crap? Go to school) is, but I guess it "sings" or discovered autotune or something...and she thinks people care what she has to say?...
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It's not her body that is ugly but the clothes she wears. Poor little rich hillbilly.
Submitted by sharoninshape on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:02pm.
Kesha is right , no body cares about Britney. She is a joke, look at the way she dress and behave daily. she has no talent too. Doubt she will be around in 10 years. it all about GAga, Beyonce, aylor, Biber , Miley and Kesha. Britney is not relevant in the music industry ,she is soo 1999.
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You moron, seriously! Call me in 11 years and lets see if any of those artists you listed last that long. Pffft.
i agree she looks a lot less like a poser when she was/is a regular kid, but she also gives me a lot of low self esteem vibes, like you know I pretend I'm hardcore,sleazy and a ho' so people think I'm cool and edgy,
They both suck.
I don't know what Britney's mental problems are, but clearly there are some. So I wouldn't judge her too harshly for the custody arrangements she has made. It seems like she has the boys a fair amount of time. And if she is struggling to take care of herself they are better off spending more time with their father. Maybe she actually recognizes that and wants the best for them. Just a thought.
I agree with whoever said they wish she would come out and explain her problem. It would be good for her because people would know what was going on and maybe reserve judgment, and it would open some important dialogue about mental illness.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I will say that I've never heard about Brit Brit being mean to anyone.
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good point! I've only heard that she's a real sweet heart.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:29pm.
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Tru dat. I also remember a lot of women were Team K-Fag when Brit had her meltdown. It was like he was a saint and could do no wrong, even if he was a fat, gold-digging, good for nothing, cheating, no condom wearing fucker... Brit is a mess but K-Fag is a pitiful excuse for a human being.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Without makeup, Ke$ha looks like a 15-year-old Chelsea Clinton manque. A real regular kid.
With makeup, she could be a runner up to the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.
I don't get the "Styrofoam" song. Is she comparing Brit Brit to it? In a way, yes, because neither is biodegradable, which then means that Brit Brit's career will last forever, like Styrofoam.
It's one thing to have nipple erections, but areole lines are unforgiveable. I will say that I've never heard about Brit Brit being mean to anyone.
Regarding charges of Brit Brit being fat and lazy, have you seen her ex, Kevin Federline, on "Celebrity Rehab"? He's a lazy, pot smoking, unrepentant cheater.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:12pm
She does, doesn't she? She is definantly from the south.
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Submitted by Dgrin on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:14pm.
ok, this kesha dude without make-up looks like any other math-worm hippie nerd:
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/30782331/Kesha+httpdailycom.jpg
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!! I think she should go round like that, she reminds me of Joan Osbourne (the Christian rocker)
Submitted by sharoninshape on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 7:02pm
She had a good decade run. Nothing wrong with that. Still richer than anyone posting on this board and she had enough people in her corner that she didn't end up broke and dead from an overdose.
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