Boo! Hiss! Boo!
We're NOT going to have a party this Friday night, because there really is no reason to celebrate now that we know Paula Abdul isn't going to host the Star Search reboot. Ed McMahon can cancel those coffin rolling lessons, because his legacy is preserved...for now.
A source tells E! News that Paula and ABC were thisclose to closing the Star Search deal. Apparently, Paula and ABC just couldn't agree to the terms of her contract and so they both stepped away from the table. Actually, ABC was waiting for her to sign the contract, but Paula got distracted by something shiny in the corner so she dropped her pen and went to play that. By the way, the shiny thing in the corner was Simon Cowell's nipple. Speaking of...
Paula is still talking to Simon about possibly being a judge on The X-Factor.
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I miss this fucking pillhead:(
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I thought that was Jill Zarin at first.
The skin around her eyes look like it is falling off like a boiled chicken.
Who the hell does Paula think she is anyway besides a VERY VERY lucky Lakers Girl?
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Paula and Simon NEED to be together on The X Factor, this is why this news makes me real HAPPEH!
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Wasn't Kid of Kid and Play fame, running that awful wholesome American crap show into the ground on WB?
When you abuse drugs your eyes tend to wonkify.
And thank GOD she passed on this, because can you really imagine her drunk/high ass having to carry a show on her imbalanced shoulders?
Fuckery avoided!
(for now)
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I think I see a chin implant scar under there... 8-O
She looks really masculine in that pic. Eeeek.
She probably was demanding too much Vicodin.
at first glance, i thought this was Jill Zarin
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There was probably a special clause in that contract about NO drunking or drugging during filming.
I never noticed it until recently but her eyes don't line up, one is higher up than the other - like Shannen Doherty and the late great Brittany Murphy. Fug.
This is going to bomb. HARD.
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Bitch should get a gig spokewhoring for Johnny Walker Black Label and Vicodin.
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