Alec Baldwin vs. Mike Walker
Alec Baldwin is adding a new name to his book of arch rivals. Page Six says that Alec is directing his rage at The National Enquirer's Mike Walker for claiming that he yelled at Tina Fey on the set of 30 Rock. Alec wants it known that the only way he would yell at a Tina Fey is if Mike Walker legally changed his name to Tina Fey. It. Is. Awn.
Alec responded to Mike's story by calling him a "whore" and a "queen." Now, any of us would send Alec a thank you basket full of dildos for declaring us the queen of whores, but Mike Walker wasn't exactly amused. In his column for the Enquirer, Mike brought the bitchiness out and wrote the headline: "Alec Baldwin -- Raging Closet HOMOPHOBE!' Grab your pitchforks and torches, Hollywood -- the monster lurks among ye!"
Damn. That Queen Whore means business if he brought "ye" into it.
Alec didn't miss a beat, and he shot back with, "Yes, he [Walker] is a goat-footed, wheezy, old queen, and all my male lovers agree with me."
That was way harsh. This goat-footed queen is offended:
After Alec called Mike a goat whore queen (or something), Mike lifted his queeny hooves and slapped him back with this: "Just for the record: I am not gay, as my wife will attest. Right honey? . . . HONEY?? Hey Alec: Stay tuned."
A few years ago, I witnessed a fight at some dusty gay bar between two old queens. They were brawling over a young Asian twink. There was more slapping and biting than a Tiger Woods text message. This war of words between Alec and Mike is almost better than that. Alec and Mike really need to meet in a dusty gay bar and fight this out like real old queens. Tina Fey can the play the part of the young Asian twink.
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So when is Alec going to fly out there and STRAIGHTEN MIKE'S ASS OUT?
Taken in its context it's not nice (yelling at his daughter and calling her a thoughtless little pig) but out of context it cracks me up.
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Oh come on - we all know Alec's an asshole, he's a good actor but an asshole. I'm Team Mike!!
Oh MK, you are hilarious! Thanks for my first morning giggles as I hack up my flu lungs. It's a good thing you're a queen too or Mr Passionate would be very jealous!!
Everything about this is hilarious!
Alec is a man who at will not let these queens spew their crap about him without no repressions.good for him,America is so damn politically correct these days it's become a nation of pussies
Alec is a great actor and seems like a pretty reasonable guy and it's about time these celebs start sticking up to these gay gossip bloggers and start calling them out on shit.i mean that douche perez hilton got famous for drawing penis's on stolen pictures,they can spread rumors and ruin careers of people who've worked in the industry for years,now when the gossip bloggers get called names they cry homophobia.
perez needs a punch in the face,not because he's gay but because he/her is an asshole who deserves it.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:42pm.
I remember when he got called out by GLAAD a long time ago for referring to other actors on a movie set as "monkey faggots". Yawn. He needs to get a new set of insults.
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OMG you're yawning at "monkey faggots"?! I like that one!
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Team Alec. Anyone who can play Jack Donaghy as well as he does deserves my support.
Unless he really did scream at Tina, 'cause then it's on!!
I want the Queen goat. Sod the rest of the argument.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Would a simple "It's not true" have sufficed, or is it because it was written by this Mike character that elicited such a response.
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PLEASE get these Pretty Wild LA bitches off of my beloved Dlist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Alec!!!!!!!!!!
That old dusty whore at the Enquirer...as if having a wife makes you straight.
What hetero MAN would write a bitch column at the Enquirer.
I love Alec. He could whisper into my ear all night. And he can call me whatever the hell he wants.
I love Dlisted with my all...just HATE the "Pretty Wild" ads....these girls make the Kardashian look like good Catholic school girls.
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I like a man with a sense of humor... his dry humor kills me. I would not take tabloid shit if I was famous either. I would tell everyone to f-off and rotate. But to make dlisted fame... I would frame that!
Alec rules. He's already at the pepaw, I'm gonna say what I want, I don't give a fuck stage in his life. Awesome.
I think Aleca Baldwin is crazy in a good way. Plus I love his voice. Also, there's a lot more offensive shit we write on a Joe Jonas post than "queen and a whore".
What's up with those swollen bubble things under Alec's skin? His head is starting to look like an old 7-Up bottle. His homo baiting is old news, he's been doing it for years now. I remember when he got called out by GLAAD a long time ago for referring to other actors on a movie set as "monkey faggots". Yawn. He needs to get a new set of insults.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:44pm.
I love Alec. Like me, he's a smart lefty who is a little cunty. I'd do him--chunk and all. I'd do him, pick a fight, have crazy loud make-up sex with him, call the cops on us then notify the Enquirer!!
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I'll drink to THAT! hell I'll drink to aaaanythang right now but yah, Alec I'd do him sober, forward, backwrd up & down sideways -- but esp the Alec from back in my middle school days hmmmmmMMM! Smoothe as this here chardonnay CHEERS ;D
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*throws a shot back to that* third this. (except, i'll bring a bottle of pinot noir to counter the chard and fight-picking-make-up-sex-having) =)
Alec can braid my hair anytime, anywhere.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:44pm.
I love Alec. Like me, he's a smart lefty who is a little cunty. I'd do him--chunk and all. I'd do him, pick a fight, have crazy loud make-up sex with him, call the cops on us then notify the Enquirer!!
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I'll drink to THAT! hell I'll drink to aaaanythang right now but yah, Alec I'd do him sober, forward, backwrd up & down sideways -- but esp the Alec from back in my middle school days hmmmmmMMM! Smoothe as this here chardonnay CHEERS ;D
can't.stop.LMAOing!!!omg I LOOOOOOVE these 2 batshit old fools AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh gimme a fuckin break...the queen pulls out the ole HOMOPHOBE card. Guess what...some people just think you're an asshole, Mike!
Team Alec FTW and LMMFAO@his last reply=))
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Cheezus Christ MK - where do you FIND THIS STUFF (I mean the photo of the Royal, CROWN-WEARING goat with its HOOF RAISED)??? I'm so sorry for the caps y'all but I'm just freaking overwhelmed. It's so perfect.
I had such a crappy day - Thanks for the belly laugh, MK :D
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I love Alec. Like me, he's a smart lefty who is a little cunty. I'd do him--chunk and all. I'd do him, pick a fight, have crazy loud make-up sex with him, call the cops on us then notify the Enquirer!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Is there any member of the Baldwin family who isn't a huge asshole?
god, I am so sick of that stupid face Alec Baldwin makes! he's been doing it all the time on 30 Rock lately, I guess it's his "thing" now. ugh.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 7:27pm.
The Enquirer is getting entirely too much respect these days.
RIP, Alex Chilton
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RIP indeed. sweet to see that at least someone here knows who he is and it's kinda sad too. dlisted never lets you down, right?
now back to alec; i know he's an asshole, but he fucking loves being a jerk, and that's why he's great. AND his birthday it's the same as mine.
Give them both boxing gloves and let them duke it out.
this ENTIRE story amuses me greatly...
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I know he's an asshole, but I fucking love Alec Baldwin.
kisses angel(s) ;)
dobru noc/good night.
I hope The Enquirer outs Alec for real. I want bloodsport.
Submitted by rotten_egg: "What? now people are called "raging closet homophobes" for calling someone a "whore" and "queen"??. Then that means we are all RAGING CLOSET HOMOPHOBES here on dlisted."
Guess so. But I like to think that we are just cruel to everyone. Equal opportunity bitches, as it were.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:58pm.
@ angel_i - I bet they're fucked up but imagine sending an email or leaving a msg or text to your brother, or anyone for that matter and never getting a reply? You start self doubting, wondering, asking.... and shit.
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O - I totally agree with that - but then I'm not a Baldwin:) But yeah - silence is deafening. PLUS, I find it's a good idea when someone has lost control of their tongue to give them a moment. As you can see here - speaking back just adds fuel to the fire. Giving them a moment makes them sit in the truth of their words. They may NEVER admit it to you but you can bet they KNOW in their hearts when they're out of line and start to think of new ways to approach shit - and that's what REALLY matters.
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Isn't yelling is a normal way of communicating for Alec? What's the argument?
lmao at "goat-footed, wheezy, old queen" hehe
PS: How does he achieve such a soft, supple yet deeply wrinkled complexion? Like a fine, old pillow.
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OMG I love the goat footed queen!! MK is the funniest.
@ angel_i - I bet they're fucked up but imagine sending an email or leaving a msg or text to your brother, or anyone for that matter and never getting a reply? You start self doubting, wondering, asking.... and shit.
When you get a reply it's a sign of hope or communication anything, but nothing, is like, the whole world has crashed down on you. It's over.
That is why when I break up from now on it's for good. No going back and forth, once it's over, it's over, you set your foot down and stand by it and move on.
I used to follow my heart, now i follow my head, and I have a great hot guy with for now, but if he cheats or is an ass than I have no problem kicking his ass ''to the curb''. Next!
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The Goat Whore Qween is hawt!
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Snooze!!!! Old men fighting and using uncreative putdowns? Call me when this shit gets interesting.
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Oh boy. My son just ran by, saw the main photo and yelled "Hey look, it's the conductor from Thomas the Train! Cool!"
I do like AB in that.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:10pm.
The best way to hurt anyone is not by a snide or 'wise' remark, it's by simply ignoring them. That hurts the most.
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:18pm.
Lol, what a cute old man fight.
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Haha! Trudat!
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what a handsome Parrot!
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Lol, what a cute old man fight.
Submitted by Terri on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:00pm.
Why isn't there a reality show with a bunch of sassy gays living under one roof with cameras rolling 24/7? I'd live for that shit and I'm a 45 yr old married woman from the South. Are you listening to me LOGO/Bravo?
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good dog! that's brilliant.
mk and anderson cooper locked in a firehouse with assorted twinks!
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Ahahahahaha
Team Alec! Whore and queen! LOL
Hahahaha Alec is fucking amazing!
Alec, my PR advice is shut up! Just Shut up. He's the last one left looking like a pathetic loser desperate eager living idiot.
The best way to hurt anyone is not by a snide or 'wise' remark, it's by simply ignoring them. That hurts the most.
Who gives a crap about Alec Baldwin for that matter? He is a pig! Always has been and always will be.
Fug son of a bitch!