Thursday, March 18th 2010
All Is Well
Yesterday, there was a rumor going around that Brit Brit and her boyfriend Sam Merlotte Lite were no longer playing hide the skin Cheeto together. Well, here they looking happier than Jessica Simpson's dentist while shopping for useless crap her kids are going to chew on in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Even though Princess Dollar Menu of McDonaldland is looking like Daddy Spears snuck a vegetable into her cheese grits, she is wearing a bra. So that's a positive, right? And because she looks so fucking miserable holding that old man's hand (I'm sure that's what she calls him), I won't even mention her 5-day-old "walk of shame" make-up.
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What is this guy, fuckin 50 years old? This is nasty as hell ffs, too bad her daddy picked her boyfriend and thought one of his contemporaries would work just fine. GROSS!
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
she looks horrible. she needs clothes that look good on her and she needs to get rid of that damn nasty weave.
WTF with her and her shoes? She's such a chunky monkey with her selection of shoes...Hello Lucite anyone?
The picture of a happy compromise. I think I had this relationship once, it doesn't end in a fairytale.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:37pm.
Is it me or do other people think this guy is sexy? He's fucking hot.
Nah, I think it's just you and snowy. :p
Is it me or do other people think this guy is sexy? He's fucking hot.
she looks skinny
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Why is Home Skillet getting dragged around like this is a hostage situation? Isn't this movie starring Gerard Butler and Jen Aniston?
What's with the head gear?? That bitch is getting my hopes up.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
I like the dress. :D
Britney looks so sad....
SAM MERLOTTE LIGHT?????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Damn, Michael K, are you trying to get me fired???? I'm reading this thread and I have tears running down my eyes and I'm laughing so hard people are looking at me. ~tears running down my cheek~
Everytime I don't think you can get better, damnit, you go and outdo yourself!!!
You, sir, are my reason for having the internet.
Sam Trammell (Sam Merlotte) is WAY HOTTER than this sorry piece of jerky. And Britney is starting to look old...
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Sandra Bullock's Oscar win is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse. Better believe that shit.
ROFLMAO SAM MERLOTTE LIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Please - this guy is her minder, no more, no less. His "boyfriend" status was probably a stipulation of a court order. I'm sure he's there to keep her out of K-Mart and gas station bathrooms, from placing her kids on the hood of her car while she drives, and to measure out her many pills in the morning.
More than likely they will break up very soon. I doubt their relationship was ever actually real, he was just mandatorily keeping an eye on her as her agent but for appearances sake they opted to have it come of as they were dating so it wouldnt look so sad/creepy. To much of a coincidence that her conservatorship is coming to an end soon, as I read somewhere yesterday. And now photoops showing them "on the rocks", as soon as daddy spears is gone, so will this guy be.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Hahaha! Love that crown thingie on her head. She's just not in on the joke that she's actually Queen of Nothing.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
love that she's got her orange soda in one of the thumbnails. our lil miss cheetoling never disappoints.
She is just a product whose sell by date is long overdue.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
Ewww people...that guy is NOT hot. Not at all...and wtf is up with his grunge look all of a sudden? He used to be sort of dumpy and kinda preppy looking.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
she has that "DIE FUCKER DIE!!!" look on her face.
didn't he come with the conservatorship agreement anyway? (or whateverthefuck that thing is called.....)
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
She looks terrible. As usual.
I love Britney's anti-style style. She's been famous forever and she's over it. I just don't understand why Susan Lucci doesn't get with the program!
I like those shoes, too!
The crown is so depressing. It makes me think of cute, young Britney and her silliness....back then she'd be all skipping and laughing and talking about nothing I'm sure - SO happy to see the cameras and play Queen B. Now she's all like: Respect the crown, bitch. I'm SOMEBODY, dontcha know?
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Gee, she looks so happy.
Dumb bitch is old news.
Nitty, you have my word! :)
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When you feel down and out, sing a song
-Earth, Wind & Fire
All is right in the world.
The sun is shining
Brit Brit is wearing a bra, fugly shoes and five day old make up.
We can continue living.
PSL!!!! Long time, you Sessay Thang! Please tell me if you run across the Brittster that you'll remove her shoes and club her with them?t
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Awww things are happy in brit's world - she got her an orange drank!
too bad for brit if he is just her babysitter. he's hot. she, however, looks simpler by the day. what's on her head? origami?
NITTY!!!!!!!
Hi honey!!!!
I wish the paps would ignore Britney.
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When you feel down and out, sing a song
-Earth, Wind & Fire
Hahaha, he really does look like Sam Merlotte-lite in this pic! Totally bangable.
This picture doesn't scream "togetherness", though. I'm starting to think you're right and he's just another babysitter trying to keep her shit together.
Poor Britney. I always hated her music, but I hate to see anyone brought so low.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:33am.
Aw shucks! They look heppier than a family of coons with a carton of Hormel Chili!
ahahahahahhahahaha LMAO!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Oh and HERE'S A FUCKING CLUE, you feel miserable? AH? BOO HOO!!!
Move the fuck back to Buttfuck Mississippi or wherever the fuck and die, you stupid bitch.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Disgusting Wal-Mart whore, NO FUCKING way you can convince me this bitch doesn't stink, she looks sticky.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
He's *ok* looking, but I can't see him being able to get it up for someone that looks like they just stumbled out of a truckstop bathroom after an allnighter. He's probably just another paid babysitter.
And she is NOT pretty. She was "cute" when she was younger and more natural looking. Her features are not attractive, bleh.
Yeah - the body language is telling me: We're just not that into it.
That must be awful living your life like that: O dear! Everybody thinks we broke up! Let's go shopping together to quell the rumours!
These bitches don't even go to parties...really MK's title said it all yesterday: At least they'll always have the McDonald's Drive Thru.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
I spit my drink all over my keyboard when I read, "Princess Dollar Menu of McDonaldland!"
There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:46am.
When people say Britney is hot I seriously want to slap them
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Or, at the very least, send them links like this as an education:
http://www.popcrunch.com/the-50-hottest-women-of-sports-1-10/
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
she can't even get a simple tube dress right. what the fuck are those shoes? why didn't she just wear her nasty brown boots? these are just as bad.
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When you feel down and out, sing a song
-Earth, Wind & Fire
When people say Britney is hot I seriously want to slap them. The last time she was even 'cute' PhotoShop had just been discovered and she only needed it marginally...THEN.
NOW that her cankles and lack of chin have welcomed themselves into the world and our consciousness, nothing but Industrial Light & Magic, smoke & mirrors, PhotoShop Deluxe, and Pad-a-Panties can help this girl achieve hotness from years before.
And we should be more concerned with her mental health than her ensemble because hometrick is a country-fried bumpkin, gutter-bucket, trailer-trash, hot ass mess of a skank-biscuit.
And I bet that dress was black as tar before day's end.
This ho has my sympathies, but not my gold star of approval.
Tsk tsk tsk.
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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:37am.
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Oh!! Very good call! Totally Wayne Coyne too!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
I don't think she looks THAT bad. But I'm from the South, so I've seen WAY worse. And he totally looks like Sam Merlotte.
what the hell is on her head?
...oh its a stupid bullshit crown.
she really looks bad.
His body language says, "I'm doing this for the money."
I feel sorry for Britney. I saw a video a long time ago that showed her in the backseat of a car and she's talking non-stop and her eyes are all shifty like a "crazy person." It was so disturbing. I don't think she will ever be completely well.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
he totally looks like sam merlotte and she looks like a cracked out sooookie
Submitted by KD on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:33am.
Aw shucks! They look heppier than a family of coons with a carton of Hormel Chili!
I thought you were going to say Newports and purple drank. *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:02am.
Snowy, DeeDee pointed out to me a while back that he's got a Sam Merlot vibe from True Blood. I think that's the ticket for me as well.
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Ooooh, I can see a Sam Merlot resemblance now, at first I was just seeing Wayne Coyne.
Aw shucks! They look heppier than a family of coons with a carton of Hormel Chili!
Sooner or later they will wind up like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEEbyq4uVYw *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.