MOM!!!!!!
If you're sitting at an empty dinner table in the UK somewhere, waiting for a warm plate and a motherly ear, then you better take a good look at the picture above, because your mother is at the London premiere of Remember Me trying to woo RPattz with her charms. Yes, she's wearing the pendant you made her in the third grade. She even signed her name on that sign. THAT SHAMELESS TRAMP! And I didn't know she was allergic to vaginas? How does she touch her....Oh, forget it. We've already gone too far.
Tonight was the big London premiere of that non-Twilight movie RPattz is in. My favorite part of any RPattz premiere is looking at the pictures of the crazies who show up to pop the panty pudding in person. Like these girls:
Bitches screamed so loud in excitement that their "e" shrunk and turned a different color.
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EWWW that bitch in the first picture is fucking ugly, OMG, I'm scared!and the allergy comment?? EWWW, i really hope she didn't have any kids, 'cause they will spend a fortune in therapy..
Rob is hot, you know bitches, you will hit that, but Shussshhh, you know in silence, you dont need to appear looking like a real witch in some movie premiere...
You will do as the blonde chick from "Lost", yeah, you will play the Co-star card,slimy bitch, you will get him drunk, you will hear him crying because the Stew is in NYC looking fierce, "oh No, she doesn't deserve your magical forest"...
Fade to black...
THAT IS WHAT YOU DOOOO
Karma is a Bitch
Think RPattz and Dreamboat are brothers..they both have that greasy dirtball look down.
wow... those are some really pathetic women.
Wow so awsome. So lame.
this greasy mofo brings no competition up against the dudes of true blood especially Alexander Skarsgård,
Well at least they wrote awsome and not amazing.
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dude looks like some kind of dick tracy villain. GROSS
Ah yay, MK fixed the problem.
Little China Doll, I think he reserves his skills for non-Twishite movies since he doesn't need to actually act in any movie about sparkly vampires.
o_0 jesusWTF?! What's up with the humongous pics? This soccer mom panty pudding fiasco's force field is so strong it warped the site -- pics are just too throbbing & pulsing with frustrated pent-up coochie juices to be thumbnailed! Someone call 911 NOW cause the good ship DListed is gonna BLOW :O
I was forced to see this movie with a friend and I'm not gonna lie, it was really good. I wasn't expecting much from it but I was pleasantly surprised. RPatz actually did a good job with his acting skillZ, unlike twilight
Maybe my computer is acting up but what the heck is up with the HUGE pictures of this woman's teeth and neck. YIKES!
That mature woman actually looks like an old, tired version of Kristen Stewart to me.
I wouldn't assume the bunch of "special" females are British. I've a sneaking suspicion they're probably on a visit just to get close to RPattz.
Rachel Boyd, though, you need some gum lasering or something. You're making the Duff girls look good.
Hella wonky thumbnail, MK :/
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
hahaha, that face Rob is making is hilarious.
So his biggest fans are remedial level girls with too much time on their hands, apparently
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She looks like Lemmy from Motörhead!
Large thumbnail is large. O_o
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Proof yet again that the English don't avail themselves of dentists or Compound W.
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http://www.modestneeds.org/
That is really funny, HAHHA...
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 5:49pm.
thank you for the laughs,lol,reminds me a little of school days,
ACK. HUGE picture of hugeness!
It' *awsome* how even the English cannot spell english but then if you are a 12 or 47 year old who spends all of your waking moments trying to get into a probably gay actor's smelly pants then you probably don't have time to read a book or newspaper. Meh!
Now please excuse me while I go make love to my dictionary.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
Are those warts or zits on that woman's face? Either way, she needs to have some shame and get rid of them.
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"You don't fucking say.”
Damn I do NOT need to see that woman's facial warts and dead toof up close that much!
Why are you punishing us Mk?
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
HAHA!!!!
HELP!~ There's a monster on my screen... make it go away!
Dayem Michael K- if you are going to let that skanky ass American Apparel advertise on Dlisted, at least have them photoshop the stretch marks out of that Asian whore in the gold lame bathing suit.
And I was eating too....
Pattinson is so skeevy. He rarely bathes or brushes his teeth or washes his hair, and doesn't wash his clothes often - all by his own admission. Plus, he is a heavy smoker and drinks a lot of coffee. *shudders at the thought of the various stenches*
In other news, WTF is up with that big-ass picture hogging and wonkifying my MONITOR?????
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Hahaha! At least it's not as creepy as those frothing-at-the-gash teenagers.
She don't too bad for her age either, kinda reminds me of Charlotte Rampling a bit.
Damn, they are old enough to be this child's mother, old hoes with no shame.
Eeesh... those people are embarrassing.
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FIST PUMP!!
Why is the page all wonky? Anyways, this James Dean wannabe makes me almost as stabby as his psychotic fans do.
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Let me into your soul"
I just don't understand the RPatt infatuation.
He's British, so you know he's not circumcised. He also doesn't shower regularly, so it's obvious he probably has lots of dick butter (aka smegma).
No thank you.
Why is that one picture bigger than my whole cube?
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The unicorns must be down and out on seconal (or dramamine?), 'cause his hair is not looking as sparkly as it used to be.
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See, this is why I feel sorry for the guy. His fans are all twelve, fifty or grotesque looking, and they all are trying to steal his underwear so they can cast voodoo love spells on him."
Indeed!!. I see the Robert Pattinson fans pretty much like born-again Claymates and your description fits them perfectly.
That "please be allergic with me" pretty much is a paraphrased "Clay shakes my ovaries a thousand different ways" written by yet another delusional woman who wants to believe this Pattinson creature is NOT gay. And yes, I had to google the whole claymate quote.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Now I would think if I said I'm allergic to vaginas there would be shouts of "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" all over the place.
What am I missing here?
FIRST OFF PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE, IF NOT A FUCKING JOB! THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE THE GREEN SHIT THAT WILL BE IN MY TOILET IN THE MORNING AND THE FUCKING TEETH ON THESE PEOPLE JUST FUCKING AMAZES ME, FUCK IS THERE NO TOOTHPASTE IN ENGLAND!
This movie was actually good. That's all I got.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Oh yeah Clive Owen.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
What's with the life size picture???
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
why is that picture so huge .... and why is not a dick on it?????????
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"Quentin Tarantino makes me want to wipe my face off, because you know he spits out a saliva tsunami every time he talks" MK
Do not get Rob Patt's appeal at all, sorry ladies. Raise the bar a bit.
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Damn, weird picture formatting,
Well, I glad this guy can attempt to move on from Twilight?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
See, this is why I feel sorry for the guy. His fans are all twelve, fifty or grotesque looking, and they all are trying to steal his underwear so they can cast voodoo love spells on him.
Having a rousing game of "what the fuck" over those pictures.
Um, this thread is broked I think.
Dgrin, it's both of us (see my post below)....LOL
is it just me or there's a hugely proportioned picture on the center of this post?
Is it just me or is that one pic LARGE?
The mature woman's front tooth is dead.....teeth turn grey when the nerve and blood vessels have died. Should have spent that avro sittin' on the dentist's chair, IMO :D