They'll Always Have The McDonald's Drive-Thru
Brit Brit might be crying into her hamburger bed this morning, because E! says that she is no longer jerking Jason Trawick's beef. Apparently, this is the second time they have decided to put their relationship on pause. They have been together for a year.
Some source said, "They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along. They both just needed to take a break from each other. It wasn't working out."
A rep at William Morris confirmed that Trainwreck is still Brit Brit's agent, but wouldn't confirm the break-up.
Brit Brit and Trainwreck were last photographed together on Valentine's Day when they celebrated their love at McDonald's. My guess is that Brit Brit fired him as her boyfriend when he ate her last Chicken McNugget. That's a deal breaker for Brit.
If Trainwreck really wants Brit Brit back all he has to do is:
And he better include a coupon for a free Frosty in his e-mail.
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I honestly think that her mental illness/psychosis must be hard to live with cause she seems to add 10 years to every guy's face. Stay far away dudes!
Why does she always look like she smells like a sweaty foot?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
For someone that is still a border-line train wreck, she was able to get a pretty hot piece. But anyone with some self respect would have been out of there months ago.
I think Brit Brit is still in love with Kevin, say what you will but I think they were a cute couple.
This explains the car shopping and the mall shopping. Heartaches are a bitch.
Who will be her next victim? I can't wait.
I don't know what it is about these dirty-looking, bearded types, but I think he's hot.
ubmitted by nonny on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 2:07pm.
I don't believe this was ever a real 'relationship'. He is her agent and as such I think he was on her tour to be another one of her keepers.
Trying to make her seem normal...when we all know she isn't. I bet her beauty makeover of a couple of weeks ago was in response to him skipping out on that part of his job.
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Yup. Daddy Spears knows what he is doing. They never looked like they were in a romantic relationship. All the pictures had him look like either her bag carrier or chauffeur
Any guy who takes you to McDonald's drive thru for Valentine's day has to see this coming...
I don't believe this was ever a real 'relationship'. He is her agent and as such I think he was on her tour to be another one of her keepers.
Trying to make her seem normal...when we all know she isn't. I bet her beauty makeover of a couple of weeks ago was in response to him skipping out on that part of his job.
For a moment there I thought Britney was breaking up with Christoph Waltz, who won the Best Supporting Oscar (TOTALLY NAILED IT) for Inglourious Basterds.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
If she can't keep the likes of Trawick around for longer than a minute she'll always be alone.
Trying to feel sad about that...
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
WHY IS HER CHIN/SKIN FACE ALWAYS SPOTTED??? Invest in some foundation, girl. You can surely afford it, since you're constantly cutting back on the weave budget.
ITA, Snarkley. The only thing this bitch needs is a reality check. I think it's really hard to get that when you're hanging around ass-kissers all day.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
NEXT! - Someone has to babysit her big ass. I've never thought she was certifiably crazy, I just think her problem is a combination of lack of education and a spoiled-brat diva attitude.
he's pretty hot, I'm getting a Ryan Reynold vibe from him. god knows it's about time Brit was attracted to a hot guy & I like him because he's willing to walk away from her without getting her $ first. he didn't marry her/knock her up and then dump her like Kfed, and it doesn't seem like he'll be trying to sell their sex tapes for a quick buck like that sleazy pap. so I like this dude, and I hope he stays with her crazy ass in the long run.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Britney looks like she smells of rancid swamp poon and corn chips every other damn day.
Someone needs to hose this skankbiscuit off with Clorox and Febreze!
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:53am.
*Raul leaves some of his Special Sauce on Brit Brit's burger bed*
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ahahaha! eeewwwwwwww. *rubs raul's nose in it*
The Burger Bed needs bacon! *porks Brit Brit* That's better!***********************************************************************************************
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
I always thought he was an OK guy, for the one and only reason that he reminds me a bit of Sam from True Blood. Anything that slightly resembles anything from that show can't be all bad.
I reported this first!
Becuz I AM!
THE ULTIMATE ANTI-FAN!
HAHAHAHA! What she gonna do now with an ex-boyfriend agent who prolly hates her?!?
HAHA!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
We all need Shitters to board the crazy train again. I need some fucking entertainment.
get ready for it....how long before she goes cuckoo for cocoa puffs?!?!...i say a week..any other takers????
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I forget how long ago it was...pre K-Fat...but there was something written about how other passengers on an airplane were complaining to the flight attendants about the rank stench of Britards STANK ass feets.
Bitch is DIRTY!
Nice "That Girl" coat, Shitney. Not.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Whenever I see a picture of this piece of crap, I get a psychic whiff of rancid bacon grease and stale Marlboros.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
How can you ALWAYS look like you smell.. i mean all the time. She can be photographed in a bikini and she still looks like she fucking smells like BoDoSy (if you re as old as i am you know thats Booty , Dick and Pussy) and sweaty feet... who in their right mind would wanna even touch her?
it is destined for her and Kevin to be together that's why!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:56am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:55am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:52am.
The trick is to get her to play with herself during foreplay, then her cootchie will taste like Cheetos later!
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*projectile vomits*
*turns up Violent Femmes*
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Oh, look, it comes with its own spinach dip.
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Jesus Christ.
That's it.
I'm never eating again.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:55am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:52am.
The trick is to get her to play with herself during foreplay, then her cootchie will taste like Cheetos later!
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*projectile vomits*
*turns up Violent Femmes*
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Oh, look, it comes with its own spinach dip.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:53am.
*Raul leaves some of his Special Sauce on Brit Brit's burger bed*
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ahahaha! eeewwwwwwww. *rubs raul's nose in it*
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
I heard it was because she started sleeping with Brad Pitt. Apparently, Brad was looking for someone more intelligent.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:52am.
The trick is to get her to play with herself during foreplay, then her cootchie will taste like Cheetos later!
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*projectile vomits*
*turns up Violent Femmes*
Britney needs to just pack it up, head back to the double wide and the swamp and call it a day.
No one would miss her.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:41am.
Brit and jessica should become gayelle lovers!
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sexual napalm and cheeto dust, sounds sexy.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
*Raul leaves some of his Special Sauce on Brit Brit's burger bed* **********************************************************************************************
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Well admittedly, it is extremely difficult to have a consistent relationship with a.... REEEETAAARD.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
LMAO @ hamburger bed
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
The trick is to get her to play with herself during foreplay, then her cootchie will taste like Cheetos later!
I cannot stand her voice.
I want the hamburger bed.
I also would like to cause severe bodily harm to this fucking swamp whore.
I think the fact that she's with WMA says it all.
Oh man I remember liking that song
D-:
She looks like a 60-year-old socialite who's doped up to the jug ears.
Britney will always be my favorite little trainwreck... that is all
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
FUCK THIS STUPID WHORE!
I cannot, for the life of me understand why ANY man would want to be with such a dirty, smelly fucking diseased W H O R E!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns up Sublime's "Wrong Way"*
FUCK YES MK
EMAIL MY HEART finnnnallllllllly has made it's Dlisted debut!!!!!
give me onnnne, moooore, chaaa-aa-aa-aaa-aa-aa-aa-aaance
fucking brillz
Forget the left and look to your right, Stupid.
Hey, the Circus tour is over. I'd bet Jason was hired by Daddy Spears to make sure his moneymaker stayed away from the bad stuff, and ON the prescribed meds in his absence. He was a family friend, so Daddy trusted jason not to be a golddigger, and mind his "charge", kind of like a nanny.
Seriously, how could any man with an IQ higher than his peen length spend more than a weekend with Shitney before having enough?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:41am.
Brit and jessica should become gayelle lovers!
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As disgusting as those two twits are, that sounds kind of hot.
He looks too clean for her...
Oh Brit, you crazy bitch, you need to take out the pink wig and go on a bender.
whenever i see him, i think it's Lapidus from LOST and i get psyched for Brit because that would be a truly magical couple.
Brit and jessica should become gayelle lovers!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown