The World's Smallest Man Has Died
He Pingping, the world's tiniest man, will be buried in the world's tiniest coffin in the world's tiniest plot with the world's tiniest tombstone on top of it after he passed away on Saturday in Italy. Pingping was just 21-years-old.
Pinping was in Rome shooting a television show when he complained of chest pains. He was taken to the hospital, but doctors couldn't save him. The Telegraph believes that he died of heart complications, but this hasn't been confirmed.
Guinness World Records declared Pingping the smallest man alive in March 2008. Pingping measured in at 29 inches tall. The editor-in-chief of Guinness said these kind words about Pingping:
''From the moment I laid on eyes on him I knew he was someone special - he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn't help but be charmed by him. He brightened up the lives of everyone he met, and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual.''
Rest in peace, Pingping.
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Ping could give blowjobs standing up!
RIP
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:44pm.
I remember when my hamster died too
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I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh but but that's just too fuckin funny!
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 6:34am.
he was a smoker and big drinker if you can believe it..HOW SAD!
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The mental image of him chain smoking, falling down drunk gives me the giggles. I know, I'm flawed and going straight to hell.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
he was a smoker and big drinker if you can believe it..HOW SAD!
Awww, Pingping. You made my heart sing. You made everything groovy.
R.I.P.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
That ought to put an end to his shameless shoe-humping.
LOL! TigerLilly just asked the shamefully first thing that lurked in my mind, but yes it kind of sucks he was defined by his height at least to most of the world, and rest in peace.
I saw a doco on him. He was kind of a jerk, but maybe he was entitled. He smoked an awful lot of cigarettes.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Poor little guy. RIP.
He reminds me of a toupee-less Tatoo.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Am I the only one or do you whores wonder what Pingping was playin' pingpong with???? You know what I'm sayin...How much meat was that munchkin packin'? Don't front. You've heard the rumor about Verne Troyer's third leg and you just need to know...
Naw, I'm sorry the lil' feller went on to the yellow brick road in the sky...and I really mean that...it's sad these lil' bitty peeps don't live long 'specially when they spunky like that...RIP lil' buddy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sorry about that "toilet drowning" comment. It must have been hard for him to live in a world of "giants."
I find small persons somewhat creepy. I need to work on my attitude.
On a related note, I hear the guy that fluffs the strippers at my favorite joint is a small person.
(In my neck of the woods, strippers bear it all.)
Did he have primordial dwarfism? I never knew he was 21, that's so sad. And I'm sure people are thinking, oh whatever, he looks old, he must not be 21.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 6:25pm.
Often wonderful, smart, funny people are trapped in malformed bodies. It's a shame that often we're only judged primarily on how we look, rather then who we are.
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@ joe schmoe:
On topic - word.
Off topic - thanks for the Belanger link. Nice stuff, although my two years of high school French are not enough to fully appreciate it, but I am digging the sound.
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NOOOOO!!!! I liked PingPing. : ( RIP Buddy!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Rest in peace, He PingPing.
Apparently it's hard for people to take you seriously even in death :(
But I nevertheless totally agree with Mike that it's unfair that he's dead and the seemingly dickheaded Vern Troyer is still trolling the earth.
poor guy! R.I.P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:57pm.
Peter Graves died yesterday.
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tag team coffin times?
I hear PG was a funky monkey.
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
I am a "little" sad.
and lmao @ provy!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Rest in peace Little Big Man.
*laughing hysterically while boarding bus straight to hell*
didn't this happen like a month ago? i swear i read about him dying a month ago.
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Did he drown in a toilet?
i have a hard enough time in a normal sized body - i'm always inspired by people who radiate the good vibes despite their challenges.
thanks for the inspiration, pingping!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
i have a hard enough time in a normal sized body - i'm always inspired by people who radiate the good vibes despite their challenges.
thanks for the inspiration, pingping!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
What Joe said.
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"You don't fucking say.”
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:52pm.
This just in: The City of Toronto has offered free burial to He Pingping.
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*pulls cart through city streets*
Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
a rickshaw? :)
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Ha! I used to pull a rickshaw thru these very city streets in fact! But those people were alive. And heavy already.
And I'm not being mean. I can't help it when my head has funny thoughts spurred by charming, mischievous little men (who just happen to be dead today). I mean, maybe he shouldn't have left Ireland.
Ok, I'll stop now.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Often wonderful, smart, funny people are trapped in malformed bodies. It's a shame that often we're only judged primarily on how we look, rather then who we are.
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Ha M.E.
I laughed to, but I think it was the Shia La Beef comment that bothered me.
That's just mean.
rip PingPing
Ping dies, while that asshat Verne Troyer lives.
Mini He?
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Vern, yes, Ping was adorable, but I just can't stop with the evil leprechaun thoughts.
Well there could have been a worse fate than this...He(also his name) could have lost in Coco's ass. RIP Pingping.
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I want to see his casket...is it the size of a shoebox?
Oh you meanies! Ping was adorable!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:59pm.
*pulls cart through city streets*
Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
Bwahahahahahah, your totally burning in hell for that one angel_i!
So sad.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:52pm.
This just in: The City of Toronto has offered free burial to He Pingping.
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*pulls cart through city streets*
Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Mischieveous?
*picturing PingPing kicking random people in the shins and hiding behind curbs*
*reports self*
Peter Graves died yesterday.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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If my calculations are correct Pingping was about 2 feet 5 inches tall. Basically, he could mount the Taco Bell Chihuahua like a horse. RIP little guy.
''From the moment I laid on eyes on him I knew he was someone special - he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn't help but be charmed by him.
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*stifles jokes and laughter*
RIP buddy.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Something about his face reminds me of Shia LaBoof.
Awww....that is sad. I remember a pic of him meeting the tallest man on earth. So strange!
R.I.P. Ping Ping
This just in: The City of Toronto has offered free burial to He Pingping.
PingPing? That is a joke right.
'shoe not actual size'
Prelude to another voracious Summer of Death.
RIP, Little One.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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I remember when my hamster died too
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