Monday, March 15th 2010
A Couple That Prays Together.....
The big gossip around the potty training chair this morning is all about Demi Lavatory (or whatever the hell her name is) confirming that she's Joe Jonas' full-time face wig. The two celebrated their love yesterday by going to church.
The truth is, Joe was pouting just a bit, because when Demi invited him to go to church with her, he thought she was talking about the shoe department at Barney's. Joe didn't think she actually meant CHURCH church!!! Getting on his knees to hum is not Joe's idea of a good time. Actually, since I put it that way......
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if joe was in the middle he could be the rose mcgowan of the the group cause now everytime i see him with his swingy arms and swivel hips i totally think gay gay gay and hear the jawbreaker strut song.....uhg since demi confirmed that they where boyfriend girlfriend why isnt he holding her hand huh hmmmm he must not like her that much!!!
Submitted by mickeydragon on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:28am.
LMFAO!!! Im sooooo with you! FUCK SKINNY JEANS!
Who cares if Joe Jonas is gay?
The real issue here is that skinny jeans should officially be made illegal. Let's face it. Joe Jonas has a great body. You can tell he's muscular and fit. And even with that great body, he still looks like shit in a pair of skinny jeans.
Now mentally take yourself to the mall, where 99.9% of the people there do not have a muscular, toned or fit body. Now take your brain one step further to the food court of that mall and visualize all the skinny jeans, and remember all the times you were at that mall trying to choke back a Chik-Fil-A sandwich while averting your eyes from the sea of people who had no business wearing tight clothing.
Skinny jeans sucks. They make fat people look like overstuffed sausage casings, and they make skinny people look like they are one sandwich away from organ failure. Women look like shit in them, and men look like women in them.
STOP THE MADNESS.
Also, he is totally gay.
lol@ suck and fuck.
I'm in the "dress for the occasion" camp. I'm not religious at ALL, but there is a time and a place to dress like a ho and church isn't one of them. It shows a lack of respect. People are supposed to be thinking about god or whatever when they're there, not your cooter.
It would be like showing up to a job interview or a funeral wearing a chicken costume or something. Inappropriate.
I'm talking about him, too.
That's one of the Jonas brothers!? I thought that was one of the new members of menudo, lol! I really did! Like others have said, he's got womanly hips, lol! Are tweens still into them or have they moved on to Justin bieber?
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:52pm.
Oh get off the kid's case! You are just like every other queen with a blog, MK. If the cute ones are not "one of us" we will say that they are over and over until everyone believes it!
There are straight men in music and acting, you know! I love me some gay boys, but they are not gay just because you click your ruby slippers and wish for it!
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The only thing missing from that cream puff's gayest gay ensemble IS ruby slippers...GAY, GAY AND GAY...If he doesn't want people calling him gay then maybe he shouldn't dress like a top shelf twink tryna make a sweet buck on Sunset Blvd.
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Oh get off the kid's case! You are just like every other queen with a blog, MK. If the cute ones are not "one of us" we will say that they are over and over until everyone believes it!
There are straight men in music and acting, you know! I love me some gay boys, but they are not gay just because you click your ruby slippers and wish for it!
Lifeguard Nights "Church of Song" is attracting quite a following.
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Ummm who dresses like that to go to church? Give me a break.
so disney is still hooking up their gay teen 'stars' with teen beards ? jeeze... what century is this? i thought disney was now a gay-positive company to work for...guess not so much.
where is this guys penis? in all the pictures of him wearing these unflattering jeans there appears to be no bulge at all. he looks like a woman from the waist down. is it tucked away or non-existent?
This is the second picture of Demi Lovato I've seen where I can't shake the feeling that she's done something to her face, like plastic surgery. She just doesn't look the same.
Or maybe she just grew out her bang and over-plucked her eyebrows?
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This guy has the most femme hips! He should just birth some truth and admit he is a queen and use those hips for some good ol drag queen fun!
What church has underground parking?? "Come as you are" means come as you are. It shouldn't matter if you're dressed in rags or hooker clothes. Do you honestly think Jesus would mind???
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 12:05pm.
he's wearing shades in parking lot, like yeah.
A bunch of kids who abusively wear all the rock n roll cliché accessories/garments/expressions (sunglasses, skinnies, nonchalant scarves, hangover pout and straggly hair), but who stand against everything rock n roll stands for.
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Have you seen this website?
http://www.latfh.com/
(Look At This Fucking Hipster)
That's how they dress to go to church? Really?
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I don't care if this boy is gay or not. I just find it very annoying these tramps are running around looking like club hoppers going to church. WTF dude and even I'm not for organized religion. It does say "come as you are" but they mean mentally and spiritually, jackasses (talking to the photo, not anyone here lol). If you can dress all skanky yet classy for your date on friday your ass better dress chaste and classy on sunday like you have common sense. Some ppl today kill me w/ their lack of respect.
GURRRL, JOE IS LOOKING FIIIIERCE these days. About the beard, what gives?
Demi, you're young, cute, rich and famous. Why the hell do you want to tie your genitals to a Jonas's doused in perfume meat snake? You could do so much better. Go out and dance with your panties on your head before you turn into Britney Spears and become a complete tragic mess. Now's the time, not when you're dropping your babies on their heads while driving to the 7/11 with them on your lap!
Such tight jeans and no sign of a penis. He does have some nice childbearing hips though.
If I were a Dısney/Nıckelodeon ho I would skank ıt up as SOON as I could too. These bıtches are puppets wıth no control over theır own damn sphıncters.
And we all know whıch way hıs sphıncter twıtches!
EPIC FAIL!
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Everyone thinks he has a case of the gheys. Everyone thinks she's a demented cokewhore. They have a movie or some shit coming out soon. So obviously the Disney machine pulls this shit. There's just no fun in it anymore.
Who the fuck makes a date to attend church?
When I was a bible thumper (reformed now) I would sit in the back of the church and play Hangman with my brother. That's how boring it was. No way I'm bringing my future "lap dancer" into the house of God.
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Submitted by Passionate: "...Just because a guy is committed to chastity doesn't make him gay. It is possible to do this. I dated a guy in high school who wanted to be a virgin. He is straight and married and his wife is very happy with him..."
Okay, I can accept that. But my SIL dated a guy who was deep into his 20s (she was, too) who was Catholic and wouldn't have sex with her. That was a huuuuge red flag to me. My MIL thought he was so great but when she heard about his abstinence, she pronounced him gay, too.
Submitted by madam s.: "I don't understand the desire to go to church in the first place, but damn, going there dressed like you're planning on working the corner?! I'm sure "God" doesn't care how you dress, but if you're supposedly going someplace that you respect, and supremely respect in many people's cases, I would imagine you'd dress a little differently than when you're going out drinking at trashy clubs."
Madam s, I hope you don't think I'm a stalker, but once again, you expressed everything I was going to say.
It makes me sick to see the way people go to church and funerals and the theater and court. Have a little class, huh, people?
GURRRRL I JUST LUVVVVV GEEEEEEEE ZUS. COME ON GURL WE GONNA HIT UP PAYLESS. WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR HAIR YOU BLOND TRICK? SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE L.A. TRASH AND I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTT~
Maybe he should pray that his birthing hips go away....
I don't understand the desire to go to church in the first place, but damn, going there dressed like you're planning on working the corner?! I'm sure "God" doesn't care how you dress, but if you're supposedly going someplace that you respect, and supremely respect in many people's cases, I would imagine you'd dress a little differently than when you're going out drinking at trashy clubs.
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FIST PUMP!!
Actually Mk, you might be wrong about. Demi's face is bloated, sure sign of BCPs.
Though, jonas is a bit hippy
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:43am.
Disney is so evil. They know good and damn well this "relationship" is a fucking farce. What, did their coverage in Tiger Beat fall off or something? Is somebody dropping an album? Does somebody have another awful movie coming out? What's the reason for this fake ass fuckery?
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Why yes, it's called Camp Rock II.
Guys who wear v-neck T's are not an issue to me as long as there isn't any hair muff coming out.
Just because a guy is committed to chastity doesn't make him gay. It is possible to do this. I dated a guy in high school who wanted to be a virgin. He is straight and married and his wife is very happy with him.
However, I still believe Joe is gay but not the other brothers and not for the reasons above. He just screams, "I'm gay but have no idea yet!" so big deal.
he's wearing shades in parking lot, like yeah.
A bunch of kids who abusively wear all the rock n roll cliché accessories/garments/expressions (sunglasses, skinnies, nonchalant scarves, hangover pout and straggly hair), but who stand against everything rock n roll stands for.
At least he's the cute one.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:40am.
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God, this is not my morning...I like v neck tshirts and shirst and everything. I mean, not super deep, but it really helps my frame. YEs, i am gay.
mike, if I may add a couple things? Slippers as shoes, at least when you're already dressed. And white watches/sunglasses.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:40am.
Not only should guys say no to skinny jean, but they should also avoid v-neck t-shirts (discounting undershirts).
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COMPLETELY AGREED. I've tried saying this a million times. I don't find this attractive on any man. Why does Simon Cowell insist on wearing low-cut, v-neck shirts?! *cringe*
Not only should guys say no to skinny jean, but they should also avoid v-neck t-shirts (discounting undershirts).
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:51am.
you're not alone. *hides face*
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
(In the context of 1000+ catholic church child abuse claims making the news lately ...)
They probably give the minister a blowjob every sunday since they were 5. He trained them well for Disney.
Well, it's nothing if not convenient I guess.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
i was watching a barney dvd with my little ones the other day and demi and selina were both in it. demi was so chubby it was kind of hard to tell it was her but her name was in the credits. selina on the other hand i knew right away because she had the annoying voice back then too.
Come on now,that demi is one loyal fag hag.....
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Submitted by briansimpson on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:29am.
That's EXACTLY what my son always says!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Whaaaa?
Yes, Joe definitely has "oh my gosh, guyzzzz" face. The extra z's make it fancy.
Bwahahaha! You got me there! I wonder if...with each other? Ew, too far.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:12am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:05am.
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To quote ALL the Project Runway judges, I just question her taste level...his too for that matter. Is he wearing HER jeans??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by briansimpson on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:24am.
I think they are only virgins in the case of females!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Isnt it something, jjust when the pics of him and his boyfriends come out last week, there is suddenly a flurry of info on him and Demi? Plus there was a blind item about a Disney star recently which would now make sense to be Demi the bearded lady.