Becks Is Down And Out!
David Beckham's World Cup dreams might not come true this year thanks to an injury he suffered during a match yesterday between AC Milan and Chievo Verona. Becks tore his Achilles tendon and scratched up his Easy Breezy Beautiful Face. Do you think Becks will believe me if I tell him that spreading my no-no-sporin on his cut will kill any possible infection?
Becks' rep says that he's flying to Finland to see a specialist and he's hoping he'll be fully recovered by World Cup. Posh is meeting Becks in Finland, because bitch is not going to let a torn Achilles tendon fuck with her money!
Shortly after the game ended, Becks issued a statement to his fans. Normally, I would tell you to read it in a Minnie Mouse voice. But since he's injured, read it in a "Chipette on helium while squeezing her ass cheeks" voice: "I am upset but want to thank everyone for their messages of support."
By the way, it is not okay for you to take advantage of Becks by Photoshopping yourself hitting him from the back in the picture above. It's not okay, which is exactly why you should do it anyway.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:57am.
Becks only has about two years left of medıocrıty anyway.
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AAAAHAHAHAHA! Well said *reports self & Triston for cuntiness above & beyond the call of DListed duty*
Elbow from the sky telling you to RETIRE ALREADY, you aging man ho egomaniac.
You mean he left California? THANK YOU IMAGINARY JEEZUS!
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Beck's voice is totally normal! I don't get this Minnie Mouse thing, it's ridiculous.
I'm no lover of Becks, either.
How come no one ever talks about Clooney's "I just sucked a canister of helium voice?"
Now, THAT's what I wanna know!
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The only thing i wanna say regarding this is.....THE WORLD CUP IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!!
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Finland? For an achilles tendon injury? WTF? It couldn't be treated locally? Really? I smell bullshit.
I have to agree. Sure, he's hot. It still doesn't make us care about soccer. Sorry dude, get well soon.
As Steve Langford would say, "Who gives a fuck,who gives shit"
I have no sympathy whatsoever. He's a prick & all about him.
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Beckham is sooooo 15 minutes ago.
well he shouldn't be feeling to sad it's not like England was going to win the world cup anyway
no-no-sporin! XD Please tell me somebody here is keeping track of these in some kind of MK museum???
Yeah, it seems like he's spent more time injured than playing the last few years.
I would be in tears if my achilles tendon ruptured. Thats gotta sting. Any time some body part and rupture are mentioned together, its gotta hurt.
hahahaha I bet the team is hating that they paid his ass so much money to come to the US and play like a girl.
Benchwarmer.
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Auri sacra fames
does he ever really play? he spends more time being injured and parading with Posh than actually playing soccer...I don't get the appeal and why they pay such big bucks for a player that doesn't get to do shit for his teams for the most part.
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Bitch is getting old for that kind of shit. I wonder what he'll do next. Carry his wife's bags while she's spending their money I guess.
Don't understand the appeal of this guy. So many hotter soccer players than this guy whose rapidly aging face is blech.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:05am.
I really meant to say I would hit it hard, IF I WERE STUCK ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND with him!!! TRUE! ♥♥
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Um, isn't he under contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy team?
Why is he playing for another team?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:19am.
HE SHOULD RETIRE HIS ASS ONTO MY DICK.
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TAKE ME. NOW.
Alas, even though he his beautiful, I've read many times that BEcks is a member of the hetero team and is not into ze dick and ass.
I know it will be hard, but I'm going to try to get over this development.
as long as nothing happens to his beautiful face.
get well Becks.
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I'd like to see you naked baby
I'd like to think that sometime, maybe tonight
My goal's in sight- yeah
-George Michael "Too Funky"
HE SHOULD RETIRE HIS ASS ONTO MY DICK.
He is so freaking overrated.
He should just retire now...Not fade away even more.
That being said... I would still hit 'till I grew an extra dick.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:55am.
"no-no-sporin"! I love you, MK.
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LOL I'm an occupational first aid attendant at one of my jobs, and I KNOW I'm gonna slip up and ask someone if they need any no-no-sporin.lololol
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WTF?David is out of shape! he has no biz on the playfield. Same shit happened in LA. I find this to be a hoax too... he just wants to be in LA.
He's in his fav position in that top photo.
So he lost his tendon. Big deal. Where were all of you "boo hoo-ers" when Posh cut off his nuts, huh?
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He's too old for that soccer shit anymore anyway.
Always getting boo boos!
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:04am.
Would.Hit.It.Hard
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*crosses arms*
*taps foot*
hrmmmph!
Would.Hit.It.Hard
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Does he still get his millions if he can't play ?
I can't help thinking of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack .. "oooh my arm .. *swings* I think it's broken!" LOL
Becks only has about two years left of medıocrıty anyway.
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The blood on his face makes my penis harder.
"no-no-sporin"! I love you, MK.
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Why is he laying face down on the stretcher??
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Poor Becks. Apparently, he was in tears. My heart goes out to his Achilles tendon. If only I was there to kiss it and make it better. Posh will be traveling first-class to Finland by broom.