Aubrey O'Day Makes It So Easy

If you've ever wanted to taste Aubrey O'Day's creampie, you're disgusting! But in addition to being gross, you're also in luck because she now has her own milkshake over at Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles. Aubrey O'Day lives to pose with whipped cream like it's a dollop of man milk, so thankfully for her a place like Millions of Milkshakes exists!

Aubrey followed up her computer-generated bukkake ad for Millions of Famewhores by creating a milkshake named after her. Aubrey's delicious cup of wart puss contains milky sweat from Diddy's over-moisturized nutsack, coagulated silicone from a leaky implant, two drops of red dog dye and one bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil. One sip of it will send you into ecstasy. One sip will also send you to quarantine by order of the Department of Health, but at least you'll have one second of pleasure before that happens.

The launch party for Aubrey's blended creampie brought out the likes of her tortured dogs, Quinton Aaron from The Blind Side, a pervy Elmo, and some refined royal lady who stopped by before meeting the Queen at Buckingham Palace for Hot Toddies (see last thumbnail).

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Submitted by notafinger on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 1:43pm.

Meh. She has to keep herself relevant. She gets mad attention because she's a disgusting whore, but that's just how the media works. Oh yeah, I'm talking to you, Dlisted. I like to mock the disgusting whores too!

Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 1:01pm.

Speaking of the Dept of Health - did they say it's okay for her to be touching things around where ppl are gonna drink stuff - and like have her tongue out where there are disease-free ppls? Is there a certificate for that?

Submitted by treeper on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:23am.

oh my lord - i am so glad i have no idea who she is.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:11am.

Good to see her career just a movin along

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:12am.

Looks like Elmo is getting a heel up the ass. Impressive ho skills.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:00am.

OK...#3 pic she looks like a fucking psycho!
......#7 i cant stop laughing at! wtf is wrong with this entire concept they are shooting???
......and the last and final picture is my favorite by far.
MK, you are hysterical!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:22pm.

She has a face like a Campell's soup kid.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:19pm.

Yes I'll have a skankshake.*hides*

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Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:11pm.

I really love milkshakes, but this place has ruined it for me. john gosselin and this trick have milkshakes? gross. Can I get one of those fruit smoothies instead please?

Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:54pm.

Who or what is an "Aubrey O'Day"? I know she posed for Playboy and I have seen her here, but what does she do to be semi-famous?

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:49pm.

This seems about right- she blew the F up. Milkshakes will do that.

Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:20pm.

There was a time when I wanted to stick my wiener between her vaginal walls... but that has passed. I can only hope whatever money she makes she is putting away for retirement... in two years.

Disgusting.

The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:10pm.

@Zonko, she's a nobody dreamed up by Puff Diddy... don't worry your pretty head over it!

Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:09pm.

Who the fuck is that chick ?

Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:04pm.

What a sleaze bag. And who is that scary piece of shit in the last thumbnail?

Feeling bitchy today.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 6:00pm.

I could actually go for a milkshake right now. Not from that cess pool, Millions of Skankshakes, but from a decent place.

Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 5:56pm.

It's so so sad about these young women in their 20's getting so much plastic surgery , it's inevitable that there will be more and more Wife of Wildenstein (sp?) look-a-likes in the very near future.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 5:06pm.

Oooh! Frightening!

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Submitted by P.Nasty on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 4:02pm.

double chin & a milkshake, not cute!!

you play football like a Jonah.

Submitted by kabuk1 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:57pm.

WTF is that THING in the blue dress? Jesus, thats gonna replace the giant spiders in my nightmares.

If Aubrey was ever to make a perfume, it would be called Eau de Desperation. I have never seen anyone so desperate for attention in my life, other than maybe Tila Tequila.

Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:44pm.

dayum Aubrey looks worn and terrible in that third pic...but that creature in the last pic..WTF? Strangest boobs I have ever seen and I have seen some doozies on this site...is this a man cause if it is a woman she should hide her head in shame...true stomach churning stuff here.

Submitted by JPRX on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:41pm.

Boy she's looking .... gooood.

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Submitted by lily1313 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:21pm.

WHO is this?.............and why is she even relevant? really..

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:17pm.

Would not fuck. Bitch looks filthy! But let's get real, the real star here is the nubian princess in the last pic, MEIN GOTT, what are those things on her chest?!

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:06pm.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:36pm.
Sadly, that radioactive puke gives me the milkshake hongrays.

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just go to the other post with the uberfat lady and you'll lose the hongrays.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:56pm.

So, the main ingredient in this cup o' crap is ketchup? *gags*

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by nono on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:52pm.

Wow she makes Heidi Montag look like a hippie in terms of going au naturel.

Also wow that trannie has the most rectangular boobies I have ever seen.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:52pm.

@TITS:

So the paps' keepers decided, "why promote some club, etc, when we can promo our own business." They opened a money-making business, schedule the famewhores for photoshoots and meet-n-greets with "fans". I would die laughing if they pay these famewhores a percentage of whatever money is earned from their appearance...that would be fucking genius. It would also be a great way to see who's on the upswing and who's not worth bothering with anymore.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:51pm.

What would make the main pic interesting is if that tacky ring slipped off her finger into her mouth and she choked on it.
Bitch has some bloodshot eyes!

Submitted by Zambonie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:48pm.

so the fake titty crowd was out in force for a photo op

to bad a meteor didn't hit

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:47pm.

who gives a flying fuck about this stupid chick?

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Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:39pm.

"Aubrey's delicious cup of wart puss contains milky sweat from Diddy's over-moisturized nutsack, coagulated silicone from a leaky implant, two drops of red dog dye and one bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil." -MK
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*vomits at this combo* my tummy is still crummy from last night/wee hours of the AM, and then i read this description. MK sure has a talented way w/ providing the visuals.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:18pm.

She's darker than the chocolate syrup in that shitty shake. I guess since the singing stank market is saturated at the moment, she must have taken the gig there for the free food.

Submitted by WTF on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:18pm.

wtf is this place? f-listed haven? does anyone actually eat there? I'd be scared.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:06pm.

Sadly, that radioactive puke gives me the milkshake hongrays. Off to make a healthy smoothie, sans red demon sperm!

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:00pm.

Sad to think that company - millions of milkshakes - is OWNED by a paparazzi firm.

Yes, we've all been suckered.

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Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 12:56pm.

Sad that "Ooompa Loompa Orange" is an acceptable skin color in Los Angeles.

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Submitted by putas on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 12:55pm.

Millions of Milkshakes = Celebrity glue factory.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 2:21pm.
Sorry...cannot lie.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 12:53pm.

Wow, I thought the picture of Aubrey posted a couple of days ago was heavily photoshopped...she really does look like one of Lil' Kim's clit dreams now. That ragged snatch in the last picture is busted and broke as fuck.

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