Strut Your Shit Down The Hallway
Cue the Charlie Angel's theme song! Or the Sex and the City theme song! Or the Jawbreaker Strut song. Yeah, let's go with the latter. So click play below and let it be your soundtrack while you look at pictures of Joe Jonas defying the laws of skinny jeans while shopping at the Grove in L.A. with his partners in glitter.
You know, I was about to say some shit about the trick on the right, but then I looked down at my current outfit: A Dollywood t-shirt, a navy blue cardigan, white sweats and black socks with neon blue stars on them. Because of this, I'm going to put down the teasing stick and excuse myself from the yard.