Friday, March 12th 2010
Strut Your Shit Down The Hallway
Cue the Charlie Angel's theme song! Or the Sex and the City theme song! Or the Jawbreaker Strut song. Yeah, let's go with the latter. So click play below and let it be your soundtrack while you look at pictures of Joe Jonas defying the laws of skinny jeans while shopping at the Grove in L.A. with his partners in glitter.
You know, I was about to say some shit about the trick on the right, but then I looked down at my current outfit: A Dollywood t-shirt, a navy blue cardigan, white sweats and black socks with neon blue stars on them. Because of this, I'm going to put down the teasing stick and excuse myself from the yard.
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Which one is his boyfriend ?? I hope not the Sandy Duncan one - that one screams bossy bottom.
Deep Thoughts From One Gay To Another:
When you're out walking with your clique it always seems to be that no matter how "butched up" you think your clique looks there's always ONE BITCH who gives all of you away.
In this case, it's Miss Sandy Duncan over there in the drab Peter Pan outfit complete w/ the boatneck sweater.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 7:13pm.
He looks like the guy I had a crush on at the gym...until I saw him in the women's showers. Yowza. That was a *Crying Game* moment.
I need details.
one of the best parts in jawbreaker was the jawbreaker stut....wasnt demi lavato crying about how she just wanted to be left alone referring to her dating joe jonas...she must be his hag and his best friend she's covering for him....yeah the skinny jean doesnt look good on him either and remember back in the 80's when our straight boys wore the half shirt!!!!! and we never thought that was gay at all...what did we know i was in jr high at the time....i loved men who wore make-up culture club, duran duran never knew boy george, nick rhodes where queer!!
He's really quite scrugly.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
His parent's should set up some gay traps for him ala cougar town.
I rmbr jawbreaker. Pretty good trashy movie.
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ive been to Dollywood, MK, and you should wear that shirt proudly, honey...waaaaaaaaaaay better than that little girl with the bad haircut on the right.
rockit!
First thought that comes to my mind...Faggots! And there is nothing wrong with that.
G'dang! In that solo picture, his crotch is calling out to me in a "big" way! (Slut, I am...)
jawbreaker is such an awesome movie...
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He looks like the guy I had a crush on at the gym...until I saw him in the women's showers. Yowza. That was a *Crying Game* moment.
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Décadence
I wonder when Joe is going to tell his family he's gay.
I love it that kids today think they invented the skinny jean trend. We had it in the 80s, you know, just then we didn't call them skinny jeans. We called them "perfectly fitting jeans". If you wanted the perfect fit, you got the skinny jeans that hugged you like a glove and tapered down to the ankle.
I've never seen Jawbreaker. Is it any good?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Guys simply should not wear skinny jeans.
Strut, pout, put it out. That's what u want from women. C'mon baby, whatcha takin' me for.
"that's not a new trend...skinny jeans and skinny pants were the IN thing in the 80s too, with PURPLE socks and checkered Vans of course. Baggy pants did not come back in style until 1989/early 90s.
LOL"
Shit. Glad I wasn't in high school in the 80s and glad as hell I'm not in high school now -- which looks like the 80s vomited all over the damn place.
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
I don't have anythıng agaınst someone wantıng to wear whatever they want, but...
Half the tıme when I walk down the streets ın alot of cıtıes (and I travel alot) I cannot tell from behınd who ıs male and who ıs female.
That ıs SO rawng!
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I am soooooo glad I'm all grownz up and don't have to think of boys like this, and all those other pretty little things, as something attractive. Give me a hockey player any day-- THOSE are real men. GIve me a man with hair on his chest and no clue about fashion, but knows what he feels good in. THAT'S a man, ladies. Girls, please don't feed into this pretty-boy obsession.
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Miss thing-a-ling has come out of the closet and into the streets!
that IS one gay ass sweater on the right. i think even a gay man wouldn't be caught dead in that thing either.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
M.E., Jawbreakers is a messed up movie and VERY entertaining. It does have Rose McGowan in it though, so if you hate her don't bother. But overall, I enjoyed that and the cameo of a certain singer.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Dude on the right looks like a fugly adolescent girl. Those are some ugly ass skinny jeans. No way I'd go near 'em at Urban Outfitters!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Haaaa. How very dainty.
Short fat legs. He is going to be a house when he is older.
Short fat legs. He is going to be a house when he is older.
Short fat legs. He is going to be a house when he is older.
The one on the right def is a little bit glittery.
Yeah they're virgins alright! Virgins to women! Joe and Kevin are sooooo gay! How can they not be looking like that?
God, i'm glad i'm not 16 and in hs anymore. i live right across from one tho and the thing is the vast majority of boys walk around looking like that. couldn't imagine how girls now determine who to date! the damn pants AND shirt are tighter and smaller than yours, legs are irritatingly slimmer and they generally look better in these pants than most women. death.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:55pm.
Imma failure. Never seen Jawbreaker.
Must rent.
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Me neither but I just found it on YouTube.
And it's FREE...must watch today...always wanted to.
See this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyiRu5duu6Y
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Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:06pm.
i am so glad i'm not in jr. high or high school in this day in age. it'd be interesting to see all the boys wearing skinny jeans...
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that's not a new trend...skinny jeans and skinny pants were the IN thing in the 80s too, with PURPLE socks and checkered Vans of course. Baggy pants did not come back in style until 1989/early 90s.
LOL
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Imma failure. Never seen Jawbreaker.
Must rent.
Joe kind of gives me the vibe that his looks will fade out fast, he started as a well-kept twink with a cute face but then got too hairy and awkward-looking while he still is in that weird child-to-man phase but looks like he won't end up a good looking grown up. Nick on the other hand looks like is heading in all the right directions,
and what's up with all the young-and-gay hating?
I prefer young glittery happy gays than macho the-closet-is-too-tight-but-I'll-just-stay-in, roid rage miserables,
TheBreakdown: ha ha ha!
my gaydar automatically exploded as soon as I saw these pics.
that's the gayest 3some i have seen in a long long time.
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Little girls these days swoon over some of the nastıest shıt!
The Jonas Brothers?
Robert Pattınson?
Zac Efron?
WTF?
And on top of all of that, the boys they are droolıng over look lıke eıther lıpstıck lesbıans, fey bottoms, complete wıth unkempt haır and jeans tıghter than the current economy.
Lıttle wonder more woman are goıng dykey dykey!
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O my. These boys are supposed to be straight? Really now?
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Who cares what they are wearing. Straight boys don't "go shopping" in a pack.
but then I looked down at my current outfit:
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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So which one is gonna pop his Purity O-ring?
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Are you kidding? His no-no cherry is obviously already busted and that's why his ass is so up in the air that it seems it's reaching for the stars.
And none of these little daisies busted it, I'm sure. these are the gurlfwends!!!!
Top, Vers and Bottom. Trust.
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Shiitake happens...
That sweater on the right is still killing me.
i am so glad i'm not in jr. high or high school in this day in age. it'd be interesting to see all the boys wearing skinny jeans...
it doesn't matter that two of them (minus that jonas brother) can actually somewhat pull them off. they still shouldn't be wearing them.
likewise, they shouldn't be wearing big, baggy pants that show off their underwear, either. just wear pants that fit. normal pants. whatever happened to normal pants?
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:43am.
I have the same fucking issue. Big hips, thigs and ass.
Is that Johnny Weir on the right?
You could commit a crime and go with him. Think of all the dick there is in jail.
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i love that movie jawbreaker...
joe looks full around his hips...ummm someone needs to tell him de gays..dont like big bone gurls..
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:38am.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:22am.
BWAHAHAHAHA! I heard a test to see him your son is ghey is gets some clay and make one of those little volcanoes , mix the vinegar and baking soda together and if he's too busy sucking dick to watch then he's a ghey.
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haha my dad did this shit but he cheated because he kept jabbing his dick in my mouth and every time it would go past my lips he would yell "HOMO"
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:33am.
Sucky -- that's entrapment.. you could totally sue.
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I could but it would be REALLY hard to keep sucking my dad's dick if he's in jail.